JUST WHO IN THE WRLD ARE "S" AND "L"?!

(and what makes them so special)

S & L, as stated earlier, are two very special people. Why? Well, here is an ever growing list of just what S & L have in common with each other:

• "S" and "L" have been married nearly six (6) years to each other.
• This marriage is the first one for both "S" and "L".
• "S" and "L" were married when both were in their 30's.
• S's parents and L's parents both live in the same retirement community.
• "S" has a sister 2 years younger with two (2) children; "L" has a brother 2 years older with 2 children.
• S's parents have been married for over 42 years; L's parents have been married for over 54 years.
• "S" and "L" are both of the same religious faith.
• "S" and "L" prefer their corn to be cut off the cob.
• "S" and "L" each hold a college degree in Science.
• The middle digit of each of S's and L's social security number is identical.
• "S" and "L" both previous held jobs with the government.
• "S" and "L" both now work in the temporary services industry.
• "S" and "L" both like to sit in the same area of a movie theatre -- center of a row and up near the front.
• "S" and "L" are both great (limited) chefs -- "S" makes a great salad & French Toast; "L" makes great lemon chicken & meat loaf.
• "S" and "L" both like a clean and organized home and/or apartment.
• "S" and "L" both enjoy the same type of music (sometimes).
• "S" and "L" are both BIG fans of Jerry Lewis!
• S's and L's parents all live less than 1.5 miles from S&L.
• S's sister's family and L's brother's family all live less than 5 miles from S&L.
• "S" and "L" both make up within ten (10) minutes over any major disagreement.
• S's and L's best friends are into computers.
• "S" and "L" are both infactuated by the Internet and the World Wide Web.
• "S" and "L" both enjoy doing many intimate things together (NONE of which will be ever described anywhere within this website).
• "S" and "L" enjoy making new friends at every port-of-call -- and maintaining in touch with them.
• "S" and "L" do not smoke, drink, or gamble. (But they have close friends that do!)
• "S" and "L" have each lived in the same state for over twenty (20) years.
• "S" and "L" were both born in the northeastern United States.
• "S" and "L" both lived in the same city within Florida for at least 3 years before they were married.
• "S" and "L" each lived with their parents right up to the day they were married.
• "L" has accompanied "S" on every job assignment (except one) since their marriage.
• "S" and "L" both like to drive small cars (not too small).
• "S" and "L" both like to talk for many minutes over the telephone.
• S's Dad and L's Dad both were wounded and decorated officers during World War II.
• L's initial of her maiden (last) name is same as S's initial of his last name (now her last name, too!) -- "L" didn't have to change initials after marriage.
• The initials of S's and L's middle names rhyme.
• All of S's and L's nephews have their first names starting with the same alphabetical letter.
• "S" and "L" are both "short" people (less than 5 & 1/2 feet tall).
• "S" and "L" are both of the same "build" (proportional height and weight).
• "S" and "L" can even fit into each other's clothes (though they seldom borrow them)!
• Both "S" and "L" are associated with many Famous Personalities!
• "S" and "L" both prefer to drink beverages with a straw.
• "S" and "L" both have difficulty shopping for shoes in their shoe size ("S" needs 12EEEE -- Wide Width; "L" needs a 5 Narrow).
• "S" and "L" both eat pizza with a knife and fork.
• "S" and "L" both eat a banana as they peel it.
• "S" and "L" both like to use a new napkin for each course of a meal.
• "S" and "L" both hate to say "good bye" -- and will procrastinate with it for as long as possible.
• "S" and "L" both prefer not to work -- at least, not professionally.
• "S" and "L" both broke the same (right) wrist.
• "S" and "L" both severely sprained the same (left) ankle.
• S's Dad's middle name is the same as L's Dad's first name.
• Neither "S" nor "L" like to take more than a half-hour lunch -- to get the work day over quicker!
• "S" and "L" have demonstrated psychic abilities -- they occasionally can tell what the other is thinking or about to say.
•   "S" and "L" both HATE pumpkin pie!
• "S" brushes his teeth like L's father.
• "S" can make sounds like L's grandfather.
• "S" makes lots of noise in the morning like L's mom.Both "S" and "L" have "innies"! (-- belly buttons, that is)
•   Both "S" and "L" have "innies"! (-- belly buttons, that is)
• Both "S" and "L" have learned how to make a bed with "hospital corners" in their childhood.
• "S" and "L" both have sensitive stomachs.
• "S" and "L" both do not like pulp in their orange juice, but they both do like "natural" apple juice.
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