Welcome to our site, ya jerkface! It's just getting started... So hold on to your shorts. Or don't. You could let them fly away gently buffeted by the soft breeze... In either case, we rock your ass.
Oh yeah. We're the friggin uglysticks. We play punk rock. And we live in hollywood. The 2nd worst city in california. Next to Sacramento. I heard that place sucks. But I digress. We are an anti-racist, anti-sexist, anti-work, anti-authority, pro-beer, pro-unity, unprofessional, immature, silly little punk rock band. Sure, we have one or two ska songs, and a reggae song, but that's cause we love that shit. And we don't give a fuck if you don't like it.
Our turn ons include: Fresh faced youngsters, drunk people, and furious dancing.
Our turn offs include: Cops, jerks, and snobs.
