Last Man Standing 2001

Peter Roberts: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY FOLKS! We're HERE! We are here for one of the most hardcore events in FHW history... A CELL, a LADDER & WHOLE LANDSLIDE OF BLOOD, I guarantee IT! This is the first of the FHW big PPV'S! LAST MAN STANDING II! This is going to be an epic battle, the heat buildup is incredible! Blood is gonna flow! The possibilities are endless!

Fred Estridge: It's gonna be GREAT!

Peter Roberts: ...We all remember last years PPV to perfection as it reopened the era of FHW. The year of FHW & the domination of the FHW. The world has been shocked since that event, and not only since then have we been dominating.. For over ALMOST THREE YEARS, FHW has been dominating the force of the Internet SCENE & WE ARE GOWING STRONG! Recently picking up many new arrivals & still picking up the old, rookies & verterans alike are finding FHW there homeland... Folks, lets take a look at the climax of last years PPV.. The unpresidented ending that you all witnessed.. A reminder that dreams can come TRUE! ...Just to let you know, back then Crusader was an arrogant kid trying to break into the game, he came out working his ASS OFF & he got the glory he deserved! ...We cut to that clip now...

(...We fade it to the much familiar voice of Peter Roberts...

Peter Roberts: GOOD GOD... Archangel is holding up that flattened chair.. Crusader pulls Richardson up & he whips him into Arc... NO, he doesn't... Richardson reverses it & Crusader's face gets pummeled into the chair.. OH! Archangel now runs full impact at Richardson who now Superkicks the chair.. Archangel has been busted open again & Richardson's forcing him by that DAMN DOOR... He's trying to pull him ou... OH! Crusader COMES FROM BEHIND! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD.. He tugs at Richardson's legs... Richardson is still pushing on Archy... ARCHY FALLS OUT & SO DOES RICHARDSON! GOOD GOD! Crusader HAS DONE IT! Crusader has WON THIS RUMBLE & in a very un-speculated WAY!

...We return to the present day Peter Roberts...)

Peter Roberts: Good god what an event that WAS! It was a sign of things to come as Crusader claimed the victory for that one & has stayed bold until this NIGHT where he could be robbed of that very same title that he finds himself DESERVING! A battle of balls, guts & glory folks, we don't wanna keep you in anticipation ANY LONGER... FHW IS PROUD TO PRESENT THE ONE THAT MATTERS! LAST... MAN... STANDING!!! IT'S TIME TO GET HARDCORE!!!!

(..The camera pans around the arena soaring past the many fans who scream at the top of there lungs & then begins to circle the hell in a cell with a ladder in the middle & a dropoff in the middle of the top of the cell... We zoom around & then all the lights fade... This match is about to start...)

Peter Roberts: ...here we go...

(Suddenly, without any further warning, Blue Monday by Orgy begins to play...)

Peter Roberts: WHAT THE HELL?! IT CAN'T BE!

Fred Estridge: ...oh, YES IT CAN.,..

(Shane McMichaels walks out casually dressed with his blue jeans, his black leather jacket & his shades... He slowly makes his way down the entrance way with his many fans backing him up with screams of "ICON! ICON! ICON!" ...He begins up the steps to the ring & then steps through the cell door & stands in the center of the ring with a great big smile on his face...)

Fred Estridge: The Icon of the FHW IS BACK & I couldn't be HAPPIER! This is already turning out to be an unbelieve EVENT!

Shane McMichaels: Well ... well.... look who's back to reclaim his ring. The greatest Online Champion of all-time, The Icon. Now where have I been all these months? Well after my complete bullshit World Title loss to Dicolaus McOwen at Chaos Carnival last August, where I did NOT get pinned, and did NOT submit, I went home. Yes I left my fans and admirers, my followers and worshippers, and went home...

Fred Estridge: ...God knows i'm one of THEM!

Shane McMichaels: What did I do at home? .... JACKSHIT! I sat at home, I watched Football all fall and winter while drinking beers and eating Doritos. I didn't follow FHW at all. I see an add for some 'Last Man Standing' match on a pay-per-view add and jumped outta my seat. My chance to beat the snot outta that pussy ass lowsy champion McOwen. But you know what? I come marching into Brown's office telling him I want in this fucking rumble to kick some ass, so sign me on the dotted line so i can beat up McOwen. Well.... I find out Dicolaus retired!?

Peter Roberts: I see he's as quick as ever...

Fred Estridge: QUIET! The ICON SPEAKS...

Shane McMichaels: ...When the hell did this happen!? Apparently Brown was glad to have me back, so he signed me up for this match. However he did not take too kindly to breaking his clock on the wall with his Humanitarian Award which I threw in anger of McOwen's departure, so therefore, I, Shane McMichaels, YOUR Icon, is back as a full-time wrestler, and it begins right now as I am the number one man in this "Last Man Standing" match. So for you rookies who don't remember me, walk down that ramp and into my ring, and for you veterans... blow me. And for Scorpion.... You anal-attracted, magot-eating, cum-guzzling, clit-aphobic, cock-sucking son of a bitch, I await...

(Shane takes off the leather jacket, unties his long hair, pulls off his jeans to reveal his traditional black wrestling tights with silver lightning bolts along the side.. He tosses them outside of the ring & then exercises along the ropes...)

Peter Roberts: Shane McMichaels is BACK & HERE COMES HIS OPPONENT...

(Man in the Box by Alice in Chains begins to play & J.D. Wilson steps out of the entrance way & slowly makes his way towards the ring... He begins to run down the entrance & slides into the ring where Shane awaits...)

Peter Roberts: ...and THIS MATCH IS OFFICIALLY ON! Wilson slides into the ring & he's greeted with an onslaught of kicks by the returning McMichaels! Michaels gives him a swift kick right across the jaw, then grabs him up to his feet & whips him right into that steel ladder... Wilson tumbles over it & falls flat on his face... Shane walks over to him & then gives him a stomp across the back...

Fred Estridge: This is Shane at his best! ...Making the opponent look bad without actually having to put an effort into it...

Peter Roberts: ...Shane's now picking Wilson back up to his feet.. OH! He gives him a knee to the chest & that looked as though it knocked the wind out of Wilson.. Shane now whips him into the ropes, and then drop TOE HOLD & Wilson falls face first onto the ladder... shane turns around & falls back with a back splash on top of Wilson who lies face first on top of the damned LADDER! Good god, Shane rolls off now & leaps up to his feet.. He's grabbing Wilson from the back of the head & pulling him to his feet, he turns him around & WALLOP!

Fred Estridge: What was the problem there? Shane blinked.

Peter Roberts: MAN! Wilson with a vicicous low blow that stops Shane dead in his TRACKS & ANOTHER! ...Shane hobbles over by the turnbuckle & he looks like he's in a hell of alot of pain but the man of 1001 nickname isn't doing much better, he's crouched over holding his chest, he shakes it off & walks back over to Shane, he grabs his head & slams it into the turnbuckle, he goes for it again, but shane manages to break the hold with an elbow to the side of Wilsons head!

Fred Estridge: ...almost looked like it hurt!

Peter Roberts: Shane now grabs Wilsons head & slams it into the turnbuckle.. Wilson looks a little dazed & now Shane grabs Wilson by the back of the head & rips his face into the damned CELL! ...Wilson wobbles back just as Shane turns around to superkick him & Wilson ducks, gets around Shane, SUPLEX by Wilson! Good god... and we're getting ready for the next opponent...

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Fred Estridge: Wilson is pulling McMichaels up by the hair! ...Thats WRONG! The most charished thing on McMichaels body is his trademark HAIR & wilsons pulling at it like it's some sort of WIG...

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Peter Roberts: McMichaels arms are flapping wildly in the air, Wilson underlocks both arms & falls forward with a full nelson face first SLAM! Good god, that's gonna cause some extreme trauma...

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Fred Estridge: Oh, you think?! ...Wilson is right back up now & he's pulling McMichaels up by the arm, SMART MOVE BY SHANE!

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Peter Roberts: SMART MOVE?! He headbutted his damned GROIN?! ...Wilson's hunched over in pain now & Shane executes a DAMNED FACE SLAM! He brings Wilsons face straight down to the MATT BELOW! Man, that's gonna leave a mark...

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(Pretty Fly for a White guy sounds through the speakers as Scot Lamont storms toward the ring.. the crowd boos loudly as he yanks the door open & slides inside of the ring, the security official closes it behind him...)

Peter Roberts: ...and Lamont is now a part of this fold... OH! He's met with a fist on part of McMichaels.. McMichaels grabs him by the shoulder & the arm, but NO! The Scot reverses it & sends Shane flying against the ropes.. Shane comes back & the Scot runs at him with a CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL & BACK! He decapitates Shane with that one & Shane falls down to the matt hard!

Fred Estridge: That one hurt me just looking at it...

Peter Roberts: Lamont is pulling Wilson up by the hair now, OH! Wilson with a fist to the chest, the Scot returns the favour & now these two big men are duking it out mid-ring as McMichaels slowly begins to get back up to his feet... He runs off of the ropes & ...GOOD GOD! He SPEARS THE Scot down hard & then stands back up, turns around to face Wilson who drops him with a ROCKER DROPPER! Good god, that must have HURT...

Fred Estridge: ...unless it didn't, in which case it must not have hurt...

Peter Roberts: Wilson looks a little hurt at this point... McMichaels walk back to the Scot & pulls him up by the head... OH! He slams his face into the side of the CELL! Good god, AGAIN! AGAIN... He's now grinding the Scot's face in that cell, Wilsons up from behind & runs at Michaels, Michaels side steps out of the way & Wilson gives Scot a BODY SPLASH against the DAMNED CAGE! Wilson bounces off & the Scot falls back HARD to the canvas... Wilson turns around to a SUPERKICK BY MCMICHAELS! SUPERKICK BY SHANE! ...Good god!

Fred Estridge: Two hits; Shane hit Wilson & Wilson hit the matt...

Peter Roberts: That was absolutly vicious & Wilson looks like he's a little unaware of his surroundings right about now... Both Wilson & Lamont are busted open & Shane's standing tall.. He grabs both of there heads & SLAMS THEM INTO EACH OTHER, did you hear that sickening CRACK?! Good god, he just headbutted Lamont & Wilson HARD!

Fred Estridge: Hope they have plenty of tylenol backstage...

Peter Roberts: This is absolutly brutal & the match only began a short 4 minutes ago... Shane's now grabbing the Firk'n one by the arm & dragging him overtop of the ladder...

Fred Estridge: I like shane & all, but for the LOVE OF GOD! Don't hurt MY GOD!

Peter Roberts: ...Shane's climbing to the top-rope now & Wilsons still out cold after that brutal superkick... HERE COMES MCMICHAELS FOR A TOP ROPE SPLASH BUT NO! NO! NO! ...The Scot got his knee's up & McMichaels falls straight to the canvas, but the pressure of that ladder still looks as though it may have hurt the firk'n one HIMSELF! Good god, he's holding the back of his neck & he looks as though he's in pain...

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Fred Estridge: It looks like Wilsons finally starting to stir... Too little, too late idiot BOY!

Peter Roberts: It looks as though everyone is out cold here... Wilson's barely starting to stir, Shane's favoring his chest & the Scot's using the turnbuckle to get back to his feet...

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Fred Estridge: Oh goodie! A fourth contender! Things are gonna get good, i've got a feeling!

Peter Roberts: Wilson is back up & SO IS THE SCOT! Scot Lamont runs at Wilson & gets a boot to the chest for his troubles, a big standing side kick by Wilson who now grabs the Scot with a front face lock & FALLS DOWN ON THE LADDER WITH A DDT! For the love of god almighty, that looked like it hurt & the Scot's nose looks like it may have been BROKEN! GOOD GOD!

Fred Estridge: MAY HAVE?! Give credit where credit's due, it's gotta be broken, blood doesn't usually flow that much!

Peter Roberts: ...Wilsons slow to get back to his feet & he's already beginning to lay in the boots onto the Scot...

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Peter Roberts: Shane's beginning to stir from behind of them & he's using the ropes to get back to his feet, he looks as though he's still favoring that chest of his, but he's mustering all he can, this kid came here to fight. Wilson's pulling the Scot back up to his feet unaware that Shane's right behind him...

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(Gangsters Paradise begins to play over the firkntron & the crowd erupts as John "The Embodiment of Excellence" McCrakken steps out.. He slowly makes his way toward the ring...)

Peter Roberts: GOOD GOD! Wilson just planted the Scot with a russian legsweep, only to get back up to receive a fist to the head on part of McMichaels... McMichaels now locks him in & falls back on the ladder & drops the back of Wilsons head right on that damned LADDER! GOOD GOD... Wilson's head bounces off of it & he's grabbing the back of his head with it.. McCrakken is climbing the outside walls of that CELL now & he's making his way to the top!

Fred Estridge: You know, i hate that kid, but it looks as though he's bringing something good into this match...

Peter Roberts: Shane now has both the Scot & Wilson back up to there feet, he runs toward the cell & attempts to drive both there heads into it, but a DOUBLE REVERSAL & with double the impact, Lamont & Wilson thunder Shane's head into the side of that DAMNED CELL & now Shane's on the top looking through the large opening in the middle of the top of the cell...

Fred Estridge: This shows promise.

Peter Roberts: Shane falls back after being busted open, the Scot looks to pull him up, but before he gets the chance, Wilson clobbers him in the face with a boot, knocking him back.. BACK TO WHERE MCCRAKKEN JUMPS DOWN WITH A double knee drop on the SCOT! Good god, he crushes the Scot like a damned pancake... McCrakkens stands up to duck an on-coming clothesline by Wilson, he gets around him... NECKBREAKER! NECKBREAKER... McCrakken gets back up & finds McMichaels coming at him full pace, but takes his worry aside & drops him with an armdrag takedown... McMichaels is up again and charges McCrakken who grabs McMichaels head & drops him face first onto his KNEE DAMMIT!

Fred Estridge: McCrakken's here to make a statement...

Peter Roberts: Shane's bleeding alot more than he was only moments ago.. He wobbles back into the Embodiment who takes him down with a DAMNED AXE KICK! GOOD GOD! He cracks McMichaels down HARD to the MATT, the Scot comes from behind, but the Excellence reads him & strikes him down with a neck snap, he pulls the Scot over & makes him land right on Shane's chest...

Fred Estridge: er... not bad for a little pea brained wannabe...

Peter Roberts: BUT NOT GOOD EITHER! Wilson comes from behind & Spikes him down, he hits his SPINE HARD & brings J.D. striking down to the canvas where he lands face first on the back of the Scot & damned if it was supposed to happen, but the human neck DOES NOT NORMALLY GO THAT WAY! Good god, that looked like it hurt...

Fred Estridge: Looked like?! It would have had to of!

Peter Roberts: McCrakken was cleaning house by Wilson has stopped his momentum & our next wrestler is only seconds away now...

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Fred Estridge: Hope it's someone WICKED! The Scot, McMichaels.. It's already grand, but it can be more SO... The Firk'n one is getting back to his feet now as Wilson grabs McCrakken back up, but McCrakken stops Wilson from hitting with a vicious powerbomb, John grabs Wilson & whips him into the corner where the Scot STANDS, grabs him mid-way, spikes him up & MANHATTEN DROP... Good god, Wilson turns around holding his groin & McCrakken drops him with a dropkick to the head...

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Fred Estridge: That almost looked like it hurt alot more than a little...

Peter Roberts: Wilson is dropped & now McMichaels is back up, he runs at McCrakken, but before he hits him, the scot hits him with a boot to the face & McMichaels rips the Scot a new one with a vicous clothesline from parts i can't say or my momma would ground me, good god, this is HELL!

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Fred Estridge: Hell is only a loose term to use.. This is so much better, it's indescribable...

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Peter Roberts: McCrakken is beginning to set that ladder up on the middle of the ring now, but he's not aware that the Scot has snucken up behind him... He spins the former Solar one around, reaches around him, heaves him up so he's horizontal to the canvas, spins him & DROPS HIM WITH A BLOODY DEADLY tilt-a-whirl FACE FIRST SLAM!

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Fred Estridge: I think the world record of pain just called...

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(Awake by Godsmack begins to play & the Insomniac jets toward the ring...)

Peter Roberts: ...Oh, Wilson grabs the Scot from behind with a sleeperhold... Insomniac opens the door to the cell, dives into the ring & gets into the mix! He's instantly met with boots on part of McCrakken! He's stomping the hell away from him, but McMichaels comes from behind, grabbing him by the hair & snaps him back down HARD to the canvas! Good god, Insomniac pushes off & he begins to pull McCrakken up, but not before McMichaels gives him a short arm clothesline!

Fred Estridge: Woah! Looked like a damned freight truck hit him!

Peter Roberts: McMichaels is now pulling Insomniac & McCrakken up each by an arm.. He whips them both across the ropes, leapfrogs Insomniac & then takes McCrakken down with a monkey FLIP... McMichaels gets up only to receive a diving shoulderblock on part of Insomniac which takes him hard down to the matt! The Scot & Wilson are going at it in the opposing corner now! There launching in fists at each other like there's no tommorow!

Fred Estridge: With rumble stipulations like this.. There just might be no tommorow for these two war torn veterans...

Peter Roberts: ..Wilson now shoves the Scot into the corner & then nails him with a knee for good measurment.. The Scot's hunched over, Wilson grabs him & tosses him mid-ring where the scot falls face first into the ladder, falling on top of it... Wilson begins to run at the Scot but gets in the way of the Insomniac who wails him down with an armdrag takedown... But NO! McMichaels & McCrakken grab Insomniac from behind & launch him down with a BACKDROP right on top of the Scot who's still laying on the damned LADDER! Good god.. McMichaels goes to pick up Insomniac, but Johnny boy grabs him quickly & clobbers him with a single-arm DDT straight to the canvas!

Fred Estridge: He drilled him to hell!

Peter Roberts: Wilsons starting to stir once again now.. He's slowly getting back up to his feet! OH! The Embodiment helps him up by the hair & fires him into the corner but WILSON COMES OUT & boots The Embodiment right across the DAMNED HEAD! He rips him a knee one as McCrakken falls flat backed to the canvas & Wilson drops a snapping elbow..

Fred Estridge: Oh, these vicious moves... these vicious moves...

Peter Roberts: Sarcasm is noted Fred. ...McMichaels is up now & he's pulling the Insomniac back up to his fee... GOOD GOD! Insomniac just spat some kind of green spray out of his mouth & McMichaels is blinded.. The Insomniac grabs him from the legs, dropping him on the ladder, and then falls back! SLINGSHOT into the corner! Good god, McMichaels goes chest first & cinches back toward where Insomniac grabs him by the leg, pulls back & clobbers him with a damned lariat from HELL!

Fred Estridge: There's no means to justify that; that lariat came right from hell.

Peter Roberts: This is getting insane & now the Scot's PICKED UP THE LADDER! He runs toward Wilson & McMichaels who are fighting against the ropes & CLOTHESLINES BOTH OF THEM OVER THE TOP-ROPE with that DAMNED LADDER... OH! OH! Insomniac runs in from behind the Scot & DROPKICKS him out of the ring... GOOD GOD!

Fred Estridge: Potential!

Peter Roberts: Good god! Good god! ...Insomniac now turns around & he's met with a chinbreaker by McCrakken, Insomniac falls into the corner & the former solar one nails him with a jumping fist across the head, cold clocking him straight to the canvas & THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS...

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Fred Estridge: OH boy, oh boy, oh boy... I hope it's someone GOOD FOR A CHANGE!

Peter Roberts: McCrakken is now giving the Insomniac a boot hole stomping in the corner & the Scot is the first back up to his feet outside of the ring, he looks a little woozy though.. He grabs Wilson by the hair, but WILSON WITH A LOW BLOW! The Scot's hunched over & Wilson takes the advantage! He heaves him up & GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! Death Valley Driver onto the concrete BELOW & I think the Scot's DEAD!

Fred Estridge: NEVER! You can't kill a god...

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Peter Roberts: He looks like he's at the very least, badly injured & barely moving.. McMichaels is back up now & he's communicating with Wilson...

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Fred Estridge: NO! NO! There conspiracing against the Scot!

Peter Roberts: ...Good god, Wilson grabs the Scot up to his feet by the hair & i'm surprised he can even walk, McMichaels is up on the apron & Wilons lifting the firk'n one up by the shoulders... McMichaels looks back & springboard MOONSAULT! SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! He knocks the Scot & Wilson down & the Scot got the worse half! Half of his body crunched against the DAMNED CELL! Good god, this is unbarable!

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Fred Estridge: This is GREAT!

(Suddenly Highway to Hell hits & the crowd absolutly erupts... Scorpion steps out, acknowledging his fans & then slowly precedes to the ring...)

Peter Roberts: ...and with the flinch of an eye, McMichaels is back up, he slides into the ring as Scorpion points him out, slowly making his way toward the cell... McMichaels is setting up the ladder & pointing up, Scorpion runs at the CELL & starts CLIMBING! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD... McMichaels is climbing up the ladder NOW! He's climbing up to the top of the cell & WOAH IS ME! McCrakken just felt extreme pain as the Insomniac just heaved him up & POWERBOMBED HIM AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE! McCrakken's sitting up but woozy & the Insomniac fits that with a front face dropkick! MAN OH MAN! that brings the Solar one down HARD...

Fred Estridge: I should hope so! If it didn't, i'de call a brain surgeon 'cause without doubt, McCrakkens lost a few cells already...

Peter Roberts: McMichaels is waiting for Scorpion to get up on top of the cell now, Wilsons slowly starting to get up, and the Scot looks like he's unconscious now.. Scorpion reaches up & climbs to the top of the CELL where McMichaels greets him with a single FIST TO THE FACE, dropping him off the DAMNED CELL! THIS COULD BE IT FOR SC... NO! NO! Scorp grabs the side of the cell & precedes to climb up again.. Since he's touched the cell, if he touches the ground below, he's GONE!

Fred Estridge: God, I'de laugh my ass off...

Peter Roberts: ...He's climbing BACK UP! This kid has fight & now Wilsons back up outside of the ring, he pulls the Scots head up & leans it up so its sitting against the cell, dammit! That's his NECK WILSON! For the love of god NO... wilson gives him a soccer kick right to the damned FACE! The Scot's BUSTED! The Scot's BUSTED... Insomniac... NO! NO! NO! He just gave McCrakken a frankensteiner he wont soon FORGET! John's legs crash against the ladder on the way down from the turnbuckle.. Insomniac turns around & sprays a green mist openly into the air...

Fred Estridge: That guy still manages to creep me out to this day...

Peter Roberts: ..He's come a LONG way since FHW first opened... Scorpions on top of the CELL again & McMichaels goes for another fist but Scorpion DUCKS! Scorpion DUCKS... He gets around McMichaels & back suplexes him down against the top of that damned CELL! Good god, things are beginning to get nuts now... Scorpions launching the boots in to McMichaels & Shane'o's doing everything in his grasp to cover up... Scorpion launches another boot, stepping right into his damned CHEST!

Fred Estridge: Who gives a shit about that! The Insomniacs on the TOP-ROPE... McCrakkens been dragged on top of the ladder & HERE COMES THE INSOMNIAC! HOLY SH*T! SWANTON BOMB! SWANTON BOMB!

Peter Roberts: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! He's just permanently injured the former Solar ONE! This is NOT RIGHT! NOT RIGHT AT ALL! Good god, McCrakken is bouncing around & writhing in pain...

Fred Estridge: Doesn't he always?

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Peter Roberts: ...and the clock has just started for the next combatant... OH, Wilson just threw the unconscious firk'n one back into the ring & now Wilson climbs up onto the apron... HERE COMES Insomniac back FIRST snapping into Wilsons who's flung with his own momentum against the damned CELL! GOOD GOD! That must have hurt! Insomniac back off the ropes comes in & drops a double knee onto McCrakken & Scorpion has McMichaels up for a bodyslam.. He brings him toward the side of the top of the CELL & FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO! NO! NO... WAIT! WAIT! McMichaels somehow manages ot push himself off of Scorpion, spins Scorp around & FACE SLAMS HIM INTO THE TOP OF THE DAMNED CELL & Scorpion's BEEN BUSTED RIGHT OPEN DAMMIT!

Fred Estridge: I'm loving it...

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Peter Roberts: McMichaels now locks in an elevated camel clutch on Scorpion & he's really wrenching on Scorps spine.. Insomniac is pulling McCrakken back up & placing him against that turnbuckle once again... Insomniac forces him up on the top-rope & sets up for something but MCCRAKKEN REVERSES! He pushes Insomniac back first down to the mat & then precedes to climb to the top-rope.. He's signalling for something... TOP-ROPE MOONSAULT BODY PRESS SUICIDA! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD, what a MOVE WHAT A DAMNED FINE MOVE & now it's Insomniac's who writhing in pain, he's clutching his stomach & the Firk'n one is finally looking as though he's awake, his face is BADLY bloodied & he doesn't look as though he has much energy LEFT...

Fred Estridge: He has plenty! Believe me, you!

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Peter Roberts: ..Now on top of the cell, what's THIS... McMichaels has Scorpion STANDING UP, McMichaels RUNS IN! SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK! Good god, he superkicks Scorpion right through that hole in the top of the CELL & Scorp falls back first onto the damned LADDER... McMichaels finds himself losing balance & falling back, RIGHT OF THE DAMNED CELL! RIGHT OFF THE DAMNED CELL! McMichaels has eliminated himself with the power of that damned SUPERKICK! Good god, look at Scorpions mouth.. He's spitting out blood! He could have internal injur...

Fred Estridge: Doesn't look like it, he's just pulled out ONE OF HIS TEETH! GROSS!

Peter Roberts: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! That superkick knocked one of Scorps TEETH LOOSE! Good god! Good god... Who's coming now...

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(Suddenly My Generation begins to sound over the firkntron & PLAGUE makes his way out from the entrance way, slowly & methodically towards the Cell, the crowd doesn't know what to expect from this man...)

Peter Roberts: That's the new man, PLAGUE.. He's apparently a force to be reckoned with, this match is getting very INSANE... I think thats the right word for it & McMichaels is being escorted away from ringside in a stretched... Plague makes his way toward the cell & slowly pulls the door open.. McCrakken now has the Insomniac up, he launches him into the corner, HARD! Insomniac bounces out & McCrakken grabs him... Cradle SUPLEX! Cradle SUPLEX & man oh MAN! That looked like it hurt.. Scorpion's still lying on top of that ladder, he's barely moving & the Scot is finally starting to pull himself back up to his feet... NO! NO! Wilson grabs him from the legs from the outside & pulls! The Scot falls flat on his face & he's yanked back to the outside...

Fred Estridge: You know; The Scot's not looking as good as he should tonight...

Peter Roberts: He looks very badly hurt... wilson's setting up for a full nelson slam, but NO! NO! NO! THE SCOT WITH A BACK HEEL KICK! THE SCOT WITH A BACK HEEL KICK! He drops Wilson back to holding his crotch & now the Scot levels him with a kick to the gut, he grabs the hunched over Wilson, pulls him up & DOWN! PILEDRIVER ONTO THE CONCRETE! Piledriver onto the concrete & PLAGUE is walking towards them...

Fred Estridge: BAHA! Look at the Scot! He's mooning PLAGUE! The Scot's HERE!

Peter Roberts: Plague DOES NOT look impressed.. McCrakken's trying to lift Insomniac up now. Looks like he's going for a forward full nelson legsweep.. but Insomniac elbow him to the side of the head, forcing him to let go.. Insomniac then throws himself quickly off the ropes, comes back.. BULLDOG! He bulldogs McCrakkens head right into the canvas & the Scot turns toward Plague & runs at him for a SPEAR BUT PLAGUE CATCHES HIM! TOMESTONE PILEDRIVER! Good god, a tombstone is what the Scot's requesting here.. He just got PLANTED!

Fred Estridge: I'de say that may of hurt..

Peter Roberts: Plague is now slowly making his way over to Wilson, but WATCH OUT! Scorpions back & he's back with a SUICIDE DIVE! He dives out of the ring & NAILS the Plague right in the BACK! Man oh Man! He sends Plague face first against the cell but Scorpions getting rid of some pent of agression here as he snaps the head of Plague into the cell not once.. GOOD GOD, not TWICE... NOT EVEN THREE TIMES.. four! FIVE! SIX!!! For the love of god, Scorpions LOSING IT! He finally lets go & uses the apron to keep himself up... NO! Here comes Insomniac, he springboards off of the ropes & fly's SKY HIGH WITH A BODYPRESS SUICIDA, he nails both Scorpion & PLAGUE DOWN! Good god! GOOD GOD!

Fred Estridge: Things are finally starting to get interesting!

Peter Roberts: ..Insomniacs finally starting to get up now & HERE COMES McCrakken... GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! Springboard FROG SPLASH, he takes down Insomniac & lands on the already downed WILSON & everybody is attacking everybody! This isn't even a fight anymore.. it's a DAMNED BRAWL...

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Fred Estridge: IT'S GREAT!

Peter Roberts: Scorpion is back up, he grabs McCrakken by the head & slams it into the side of that damned apron.. Scorp now grabs him, whips him around & attempt to throw him into the steel steps but MCCRAKKEN REVERSES & sends Scorpion the opposite way, right into the side of the DAMNED CELL! Scorp hits it hard & wobbles backward where McCrakken stands at the ready with a spinning heel kick to the back of Scorps NECK! Good god... Here comes Insomniac who takes John down with a baseball slide...

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Fred Estridge: You know, i'm loving THIS!

Peter Roberts: ...Only one man has been eliminted thus far & things are really starting to pick up here... OH! Plague has Wilson back up now, and Plague is BLOODIED HARSH! He grabs Wilson... OH! OH! REVERSE DDT! REVERSE DDT! Good god... Good god... Now what the hell is Plague doing?! Plague's not the larges sized man in this sport, but he's built like a brick WALL... He grabbing Wilsons legs as the Scot slowly uses the cell to pull himself up & PLAGUE HAS LOCKED IN A TEXAS CLOVERLEAF...

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Fred Estridge: OUCH!

Peter Roberts: GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! The Scot's now kicking Wilson in the FACE! Bluntly, Wilson cant do a thing, he's locked in that cloverlea... NO! NO! The Scot runs in from behind Plague & drives his face hard into the concrete with a face buster & that's just what it DID!

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(Sympathy for the Devil hits & Dark Nexus comes running out at full steam...)

Peter Roberts: ...and here comes another new arrival to the FHW with an impressive debut match against Tumbler.. Dark NEXUS... Who really horks it towards the ring... He runs up & jumps up on the side of the damned CELL! He's climbing up to the top!

Fred Estridge: He's not a smart man obviously.. Everyone else is outside of the damned ring...

Peter Roberts: He might be smarted than you imagine Fred... The Scot's now pulling Plague up to his feet, OH MAN! Plague grabs him & TAKES HIM with a football tackle against the DAMNED CELL! He almost busts right through it... McCrakken & Insomniac both have Wilson & they both cram his face into the cell! Wilsons bleeding like a faucet... McCrakken & Insomniac are communicating something... OH! The former Solar one & Insomniac work as a team & HEAVE wilson up to his feet... THERE RUNNING WITH A POWERBOMB... GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! they doube powerbomb Wilson down JUST NEAR THE CELL DOOR!

Fred Estridge: Things are really starting to get interesting now...

Peter Roberts: Dark Nexus is back on top of the cell now & he's looking down the middle... Insomniac & McCrakken both lift Wilson up... OH MAN! they crash his face against the cell door & THROW HIM THROUGH IT! Wilson's BEEN ELIMINATED! Wilson has BEEN ELIMINATED! For the love of god, NO! ...WAIT! McCrakken quickly pushes Insomniac into the DOOR! BUT NO! Insomniac falls through the door, but he's still holding IT & his feet aren't touching the GROUND! McCrakken grabs the door & opens it, then slams it SHUT! GOOD GOD! He lets it slowly open but the Insomniac keeps his balance...

Fred Estridge: Surprisingly..

Peter Roberts: John looks a little pissed now, OH! OH! Insomniac levels him in the face with a blunt kick as that door was swinging shut again.. John backs off & Insomniac climbs off of the door ONTO THE SIDE OF THE CELL... He's on the outside climbing up... Here comes The Embodiement! HE EXECUTES A DROPKICK ON THE CELL CLIMBING Insomniac but the sleepless one maintains his grip & continues up FAST... John McCrakken can't believe it... Insomniac has gotten away.. He turns around to see The Scot being whipped right into him on part of Plague... GOOD GOD! The Scot crashes right into him & they both fall across the cell...

Fred Estridge: HERE COMES SCORPIG!

Peter Roberts: Good god.. Scorpion runs at Plague from behind & nails him down with a flying forearm & Insomniac is on the top of the cell, UNAWARE TO NEXUS... Good god, Nexus is still looking down laughing his ass off as Insomniac is right behind him, Nexus turns around & Insomniac with a vile DROPKICK! Good god, he almost sends Nexus through the top of the damned cell with that one... Insomniac doesn't hesitate & brings Nexus up to his feet once again.. The Insomniac nails him with a knee to the chest.. Nexus falls to his own knee's & i think he's just gotten the wind knocked out of him...

Fred Estridge: Here comes lucky number 9...

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Peter Roberts: Good god, we're ONLY at NUMBER NINE & things are getting BEYOND INTENSE! Insomniac now lines Nexus up while he's on his knee's & sets him up... but NO! NO! Nexus returns fire with a backflip sending Insomniac crashing down from behind him... Nexus stands up for a moment to catch his breath & then turns back to the Insomniac... Plague has just piledriven Scorpion from HELL TO BACK... He now walks over to the barely standing Scot... He grabs him & GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! POWERBOMBS HIM OUT THE DAMNED DOOR! He cracks the Scot back right against IT & the firk'n one has been eliminated! Scot Lamont has been eliminated! GOOD GOD!

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Fred Estridge: NOOOO! You can't do that to the local FHW GOD, god dammit! UNFAIR! Plague CHEATED! I want a recount!

Peter Roberts: Errrr.. Fred, you OK? The Scot, Wilson & McMichaels have all been eliminated now & Scorp just dropped Plague with a closed fist right across the damned head.. Plague falls back against the cell & McCrakken comes from behind & Dropkicks Plague while Scorpion clotheslines him DOWN HARD! Good god, Plague's just been leveled & UP TOP Insomniac just about through Nexus through the middle of the opened cell again, this time with a cradle suplex...

Fred Estridge: Somehow the dumb bastard manages to miss.. Leve it to the Sleepless one...

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(Hero of the Day begins to sound as Jason Shade emerges toward the ring...)

Peter Roberts: ...and here comes Shade to add to the torment of this match! ...Insomniac is now mounting Dark Nexus on top of the cell with mounted fists & he's really leveli... NO! Nexus gets a knee right up in the groin of Insomniac & flips him over.. Nexus slowly clammers to his feet but so does the Sleepless one! Nexus runs at Insomniac & he's taken down with an armdrag takedown on the cell roof... Yet Nexus is right back up to his feet & Insomniac runs at him! Nexus grabs him prematurely & GOOD GOD! He press SLAMS HIM ONTO THE CELL & now Insomniac is clutching his chest in pain...

Fred Estridge: Can you blame him?! that looked like it hurt!

Peter Roberts: ...Good god, Nexus now grabs Insomniac right back up to his feet once again... He grabs him with a facelock & HEAVES HIM UP IN MID-AIR! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO! Insomniac is doing all he can but he's got no escape... HE'S DRIVEN DOWN! SUSPENDED BRAIN BUSTER & Insomniac is taken down right on his own DAMNED SKULL! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD... Insomniac is NOT MOVING! INSOMNIAC IS NOT MOVING... Nexus is lifting him back up to his feet now.. He grabs him by the back & attempts to heave him over the cell but NO! Insomniac puts on the breaks!

Fred Estridge: Lucky bastard!

Peter Roberts: Insomniac now pushes back with all his might back splashing into Nexus, knocking him down on the cell & the sleepless one landing right on top of him & Scorpion from below going for a superkick on Shade who just got in... GOOD GOD! Shane Ducks & Scorpion wails the cell with his foot, he pulls back instantly & holds his own ankle before Shade grabs him & GOOD GOD! He throws him down with a single arm throwdown & Scorpion is dropped right on his own head...

Fred Estridge: Don't take your eyes off of Plague & McCrakken going at it in the middle of the ring...

Peter Roberts: Plague deffinatly has the size advantage & he just whipped McCrakken into the turnbuckle with all his might... Solar hits it & then falls flat faced forward... I don't think he even knows where he is anymore... Plague slowly makes toward him & begins to lift him up by the back of the arm.. McCrakken is limping around, Plague boots a boot to his back & kicks him right into the ropes.. Solar hits, bounces back & he's lifted & heaved for an atomic DROP! Good god, Plague lets go, Solar turns and Plague quickly cinches him up & down with a suplex!

Fred Estridge: I think Solar's gonna be feeling that one; come winter.

Peter Roberts: OH! OH! Shade has Scorpion on the outside of the ring & just threw his damned head into the backside of that turnbuckle! ...what the HELL?! GOOD GOD! Insomniac just got pounded into the top of that cell with what i would call a brutal double LEG SLAM! MAN OH MAN! The pain that's gonna be coming from that one... Nexus is DEMENTED! He's taking the fight to Insomniac harsh.. He grabs Insomniac up by the arm & whips him towards the end of the CELL! Insomniacs GOING OV... NO! NO! He falls, but lets a hand grasp the side of the cell!

Fred Estridge: That was beyond close!

Peter Roberts: Nexus runs quickly toward him & stomps his foot! GOOD GOD, Insomniac lets go with one arm & then grabs the side of the cell with the other... Nexus stomps that hand but Insomniac manages to retain his grip... It doesn't look like he's gonna last too much longer & McCrakken just clotheslined PLAGUE OUT OF THE DAMNED RING! GOOD GOD! ...Things are really starting to heat up & Jason Shade just had the tables turned on him as Scorpion just cracke4d him over the skull with an axehandle fist... Shade's arching his back as he struts straight forward into Scorpion who grabs him by the head, underlocks the arms... GOOD GOD! Double-arm DDT! double-arm DDT! He plants Shade right onto the damned concrete & here comes lucky # I don't even know anymore! christ almighty, things are REALLY getting intense inside the ring...

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Fred Estridge: Shade's been quiet as of late, too many drunk nights I guess...

Peter Roberts: No idea, but he's getting his ass served to him on a pladder now as Scorpion lifts him back to his feet & slams his face into the side of the cell... Shade quickly wobbles & then throws a blint punch narrowly missing Scorp, but Scorp grabs Shade & MAN! A SIDE SUPLEX! SIDE SUPLEX! Good god, he plants Shade down HARD onto the canvas.. I hope Shade's flexible, 'cause if he wasn't before, he is NOW... Insomniac's starting to climb up now, trying hard to resist the blows from Nexus... There's a HELL of alot on stake here...

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Fred Estridge: OH! OH! Look! Look...

Peter Roberts: Solar has climbed to the top of the cell using that ladder & Plague has just grabbed Scorpion from behind & crammed his face into that damned CELL! Plague grabs his head & crams it in that cell again... Scorpion falls back HARD & McCrakken runs at Nexus & DROPKICKS HIM TO THE BACK! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD... Nexus almost lost his balance there.. Insomniac now grabs his foot & TRIPS HIM! Nexus falls flat on the cell & now Insomniac climbs all the way back up... Shade's finally starting to get back up to his feet as Scorpions gets his face repeatedly smashed into the side of that cell...

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Fred Estridge: Scorp's pretty pig face!

Peter Roberts: ...Scorpions getting messed up bad & Shade's going under the ring... He's bringing out... ou... NO! NO! NO! A STEEL CHAIR! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! A STEEL CHAIR! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD... He swings it & cracks Plague right alongside of the BACK! He then decks him right across the top of the skull instantly busting him open.. Scorpion falls limp to the concrete slab below & Plague gets nailed right in the chest with the thin end of that chair & now Plague looks as though he's at a loss for words...

Fred Estridge: ...or at least air...

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(Unforgiven Part 2 begins to blast through the firkntron & it's barely listenable with the crowd roaring on its feet... Archangel steps out to an amazing obvation...)

Peter Roberts: THE FHW PHENOM IS HERE! THE FHW PHENOM IS HERE! GOOD GOD ALMIGHT, he's MAKING HIS WAY TOWARD THE RING & THIS CROWD IS LOVING IT! Oh man, and on top of the cell... McCrakken & Insomniac just double suplexed Dark Nexus HARD onto the roof of that cell... Insomniacs now locking in one ARMBAR & McCrakkens on the other arm with ANOTHER! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD... There pulling the arms of Nexus right out of the DAMNED SOCKETS! This is what hardcore truly IS... Shade has just set that steel chair up & he's placed Plagues head on top of it...

Fred Estridge: This looks promising...

Peter Roberts: OH! Shade goes to jump on Plague's HEAD but Scorpion pulls the chair away & Shade simply slips to the concrete... Archangel opens the cell door & see's Jason Shade running at him full steam ahead... GOOD GOD! Shade's taken down with a single knee to the chest... Archangel grabs him around the waist, heaves him up, turns around! GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB OUTSIDE OF THE DAMNED DOOR! GUTWRENCH OUTSIDE OF THE DAMNED DOOR! Good god almighty... Shade falls & Shade FALLS HARD. Archangel continues in, grabs Scorpion up off the concrete...

Fred Estridge: See you pig boy!

Peter Roberts: Archangel quickly snaps him up for a snap POWERBOMB! GOOD GOD! He drops him like a ton of bricks... Plague's up now & he's got that chair, he swings at Archy who CATCHES THE CHAIR & WALLOPS PLAGUE ON TOP OF THE DAMNED HEAD WITH IT! Good god almighty, Plague drops like nothing & falls straight to the concrete... From the top of the cell... Nexus is being set up with a piledriver by Insomniac & MCCRAKKEN SPIKES HIM DOWN! GOOD GOD, Spike piledriver, and thta may be the end of Nexus' career, before it's even bloody started!

Fred Estridge: ahhh well, sh*t happens!

Peter Roberts: McCrakken is pulling Nexu... WAIT A DAMNED MINUTE! Nexus grabs John's legs on the way up & HE'S SPEARING HIM! HE KEEPS FALLING WITH HIM! GOOD GOD, Straight through the DAMNED HOLE IN THAT CELL! Both men TUMBLE DOWN & Nexus lands right on top of John McCrakken in what should be called a VILE DISGRACE SIGHT OF PAIN! Good god, Good god... Things are really starting to melt down here! I MEAN CHRIST! HE spiked him through a damned hole in a CELL! That's almost a 20ft DROP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

Fred Estridge: God's loving this, the fans love this, I love this! THIS ROCKS!

Peter Roberts: Man oh Man, Insomniac looks like he's in shock... He's stepping down through that hole & at the top of the ladder.. It's a wonder Nexus & McCrakken didn't nail that ladder on the way down... Ahh well, it's all part of FHW's mysterious magic cell mystery i guess... Insomniac is slowly starting to descent the ladder now & ARCHANGEL SPIKES IT DOWN! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! He spikes it down while Insomniac was slowly starting to descend...

Fred Estridge: Alot faster descening down now...

Peter Roberts: By the love of GOD! Insomniac falls stomach first on the ropes & flips over onto his backside onto the concrete slab below... Good god, Plague is back up now & he slides into the ring behind Archangel...

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Fred Estridge: Looks like Plague's looking for some payback...

Peter Roberts: Plague looks like he got hit by a car, but he also looks as though he could lift one up in the mood he's in... He grabs Archangel & spins him around... Stares him face to face, gives him a fist to the gut, followed by a knee & ANOTHER... Good god, he drops Archangel with a SPINE BOMB SLAM! Good god, he cracks Archangel down & then rolls off of him...

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Fred Estridge: That hurt me just looking at it, and it takes alot to hurt me while i'm just looking...

Peter Roberts: This is absolutly unbelieve now... Insomniac just got helped to his feet by Scorpion, who sets him up... He grabs him with one arm underhooked one of his armpits, the other across the neck, COBRA CLUTCH SLAM! Good god, Scorp brings Insomniac down to a heaping pile of pain & drops him straight on his neck... Nexus is beginning to get back to his feet now.. He pushes that ladder so it's out of the ring!

Fred Estridge: Awww, but it was hardcore!

Peter Roberts: I'm sure it still will be...

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(Kings & Queens by Aerosmith begins to Blast over the firkntron & Crusader comes screaming out to another amazing crowd obvation...)

Peter Roberts: THE CHAMP IS HERE! THE CHAMP IS HERE! He opens the door & steps into the cell where Scorpion runs at him but Crusader reads it, grabs him & PRESS SLAMS HIM DOWN against the concrete... Crusader turns around & pulls Insomniac up to his feet, here comes MCCRAKKEN! McCrakken's on the top-rope & it looks like he's ready to do a high flying mo... NO! NO! Nexus PULLS THE ROPES & McCrakken slides down crotch first onto them! GOOD GOD! Nexus grabs him by the back of the head & runs with him & then chucks him into the turnbuckle shoulder FIRST...

Fred Estridge: This is absolutly incredible! I'm loving this!

Peter Roberts: Plague just tossed Archangel against the ropes... Archy comes storming back, but only to be brought back down with a vile looking SAMOAN DROP! Good god, he drops Archangel hard & it looks as though Archy is already hurt. That may be hard to believe, but apparently it's possible... Scorpion's now holding onto that cell & he's leaving into the boots on Insomniac, but here comes Crusader with that chair... WHAMMO! He cracks Scorp right across the damned BACK... Scorpion's momentum has been STOPPED... Scorp turns around as Crusader drops the chair.. Haeaves Scorpo up... UNDERHOOK BRAINBUSTER SUPLEX! For the LOVE OF GOD... He's just broght Scorpion to screams...

Fred Estridge: ...or oinks. It depends from which point of view you hear from...

Peter Roberts: Scorpion looks as though he's not gonna last very long, but then again, i've said that about half the wrestlers in the ring right now... Plague has got Archangel in the corner now & he's heaving him up to the turnbuckle... This looks like it could be bruta... NO! NO! NO! Nexus stomps with the stomps on McCrakken & moves over to that corner, where he grabs PLAGUE & brings him down with a RAZORS EDGE! For the love of god, he's dropped right on his own damned SPINAL CORD!

Fred Estridge: I think that could be classifiable record pains for the man known as Plague...

Peter Roberts: Based on what we've seen so far, i'de have to say he's here to FIGHT & something like that will NOT slow him down... Archangel now stares down as Nexus gets back to his feet, GOOD GOD! ARCHANGEL FROM THE TOP-ROPE WITH DEVINE INTERVENTION & HE CLOCKS Nexus right in the back of the DAMNED SKULL! Good god almighty... OH! Insomniac just rolled back into the ring as Scorpion turns the tide on Crusader with a SUPERKICK! He knocks him completly OUT COLD!

Fred Estridge: Superkicks here, superkicks there, here a superkick, there a superkick, here, there, everywhere, there a superkick kick...

Peter Roberts: Good god, Insomniac goes right after Dark Nexus & locks in a cross armbar along the damned back.. Archangel steps over him as McCrakken charges him full steam ahead but BY THE GRACE OF GOD, NO! NO! NO! CHOKESLAM! CHOKESLAM BY Archangel! Good god... Good god... This is incredible... Archangel now brings the much small McCrakken back up to his feet, whips him against the ropes... McCrakken comes back & ducks a clothesline by the FHW phenom... The phenom turns around to an uppercut by McCrakken, staggering the Angel... McCrakken then DROPS HIM FLAT LINED WITH A DDT! Good god almighty, Archangel has just been DROPPED...

Fred Estridge: Anything can happen in the FHW, McCrakken landed a move on Archangel, thats damned impressive!

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Peter Roberts: ...and we're close to another combatant entering that damned ring... Scorpion's pulling Crusader back up to his feet now, he grabs him & whips him toward the corner post, right into the DAMNED STEEL STEPS! Good god almighty.. Crusader hits them knee first & falls over them, limping down on his own damned face...

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Fred Estridge: I betcha Crusader won't be getting up anytime soon after that one...

Peter Roberts: ...I don't know if he will, but he'd BETTER! Here comes Scorpion, he runs & leaps off the steal steps landing a BACK SPLASH ON CRUSADER! Scoripn leaps up to his feet & climbs up to the apron... He precedes to climb to the top-rope... but NO! NO! Archangel just SAVED Crusader, he grabs Scorpions legs & pulls them back causing Scorpion to land HEAD first on the turnbuckle while being dragged down from the top-rope & MAN! Scorpion's in a HELL of alot of pain now... Archangel locks in a boston crab...

Fred Estridge: ...for a split second before Nexus & Plague chop him off with a double clothesline! The FHW overrated old guy has been brought right back down to the earth...

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Peter Roberts: Plague & Nexus are lifting the Archangel up now.. They both toss him against the ropes... OH MAN! Nexus grabs him by the legs & Plague grabs him with a neckbreaker! GOOD GOD! I believe some people call that a THREE-Diddle-damned E! Good god almighty, that must have hurt... Crusader slides into the ring now after a little bit of recouporation... Insomniac & McCrakken are fighting it out in the corner.. Insomniac launches McCrakken into the opposing corner where Crusader stands... The Lost Soul, Crusader grabs John on his flight across the ring & spinebusts him back down to the canvas...

Fred Estridge: Uhmm.. Ouch?

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(Wait & Bleed by Slipknot begins to BLAST & the crowd looks bedazzled... Tempest steps through & they go off like NOTHING... He slowly makes his way to the ring, acknowleding the weary fans on his way...)

Peter Roberts: ITS TEMPEST! ITS TEMPEST?! What the HELL is going on HERE?! Tempest is BACK!!! Good god almighty, there was debate if he was gonna show up tonight... He made some messages clear under Imaginary Truth, but he's BACK & HE'S HERE TO FIGHT! For the love of god... This is too much to anticipate! Good god almighty...

Fred Estridge: This is somewhat unexpected...

Peter Roberts: ...Crusader now runs to Nexus & Plague who are setting Archangel up by what looks to be a double powerbomb... GOOD GOD! He runs in & FACE BUSTS BOTH OF THEM before they could get the FHW phenom up... Insomniac is smashing McCrakkens head against the canvas but LOOK OUT! Scorpions off of the top-rope & turns the tables on McCrakken as he lands on him with a bloody body splash! Good god almighty.. Tempest now steps into the cell & slowly ascends up the steel steps...

Fred Estridge: He's been out a while, can't wait to laugh at his ring rust...

Peter Roberts: We shall soon see as he enters under the top-rope & steps into the ring & the crowd is behind him 100%... Scorpions laying in the boots to McCrakken as Insomniac slowly gets up... Insomniac turns arou... NO! Tempest grabs him... GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! HE POWERBOMBS him with a snap POWERBOMB & he almost drove Insomniac through the canvas.. Scorp turns around & then runs at Tempest who cuts him off with a damned clothesline right across the NECK!

Fred Estridge: ...Hope he had insurance for his adams apple...

Peter Roberts: ..Tempest now pulls both Scorpion & The Embodiment up to there feet... Scorpions still bleeding by the mouth here.. He's damned MESSY & UP & DOWN! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! Tempest CHOKE SLAMS BOTH OF THEM! He chokeslams them to HELL & BACK... Plague is thrown into him by Archangel & Crusader.. Tempest levels him with a haymaker & then continues... Crusader & Archangel both have Dark Nexus in the corner now... OH! OH GOOD GOD! Tempest grabs both of there heads & HEADBUTTS THE TWO OF THEM?! GOOD GOD, this is a side of Tempest i've never seen before...

Fred Estridge: I'm starting to like it...

Peter Roberts: Tempest now grabs Nexus around the throat, twists around... CHOKE BOMBS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS & the whole ring has been layed out by Tempest it would seem... Not a single person is even struggling to move... Tempest looks like a nuclear bomb & he's just whiped out that entire ring... WAIT! WAIT, it looks like Plague is getting back up.. He's got clenched fists & he does NOT look like a happy camper... Tempest turns around as Plague SHOVES HIM INTO THE CORNER! Good god, the strength of Plague is just unbarable...

Fred Estridge: ...so is his stench...

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Peter Roberts: ...Tempest hits the turnbuckle hard & slowly walks away from it... OH! Plague shoves him RIGHT BACK IN... AGAIN! Good god, Tempest wobbles out this time & Plague grabs him by his head & mashes his head into the turnbuckle THREE TIMES! Good god... Plague now grabs him around the waist & attempts a belly to belly suplex, but OH! He's cutoff with an elbow to the side of the head... Tempest then rips him down with a damned BOOT TO THE HEAD! Good god!

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Fred Estridge: I didn't know the human neck could bend THAT way...

Peter Roberts: Apparently it CAN... Tempest now pry's Plagues head off of the canvas & cracks him right across the nose with a damned KNEE TO THE FACE! For the love of god, NO! ...Plague is busted wide open & Tempest walks away but PLAGUE IS GETTING BACK UP! PLAGUE IS GETTING RIGHT BACK UP... Tempest turns around.. OH! He gets two fists to the head knocking him into the corner & now Plague apply's a chokehold against the damned turnbuckle & he's forcing Tempest down to the canvas...

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Fred Estridge: ...What a pain in the neck, HYUK!

Peter Roberts: Yes, good one Fred. I applaud you... It looks as though Scorpions starting to move now, but Archangel is ALREADY UP... He goes over to Crusader & helps him up with a single heave of the arm... Archangel & Crusader run at Plague & knock him down as they both lift him off of Tempest & back suplex him to the CANVAS! MAN OH MAN... Tempest comes out with a double clothesline but both Soul & Steel members duck it, turn around, DOUBLE DDT onto Tempest! ...That brings him down to size...

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(Tragedy screams out over the firkntron & Marm Tragedy makes his way out to a chorus of boos...)

Peter Roberts: ...and here comes number 12 I THINK! Good god.. He runs toward the ring, & he's starting to climb to the top of the cell & Scorpion just backflipped McCrakken over the top-rope... but here comes the Insomniac who runs at Scorpion... OH! Scorpion reads it, & armdrags the sleepless one over the top-rope... Good god, things are getting hectic now... Scorpion now rolls himself off of the opposing ropes & storms back, but NO! NO! Insomniac has a chair & HERE COMES SCORP! He suicide DIVES INTO the DAMNED CHAIR & goes head first into the CELL!

Fred Estridge: One word comes to mind... OUCH.

Peter Roberts: GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD... Scorpions gotta be out COLD. No human man could survive that... Archangel is on the top-rope now and Crusader has Tempest in a full-nelson... Archangel storms DOWN! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! The DEVINE INTERVENTION MISSILE DROPKICK CRACKS Tempest right across the damned JAW! THE DAMNED JAW... Crusader lets him fall to the canvas & then drops a leg alongside of his throat...

Fred Estridge: Tempest moves good for a fat ass...

Peter Roberts: Plague & Dark Nexus are going at it in the other corner now... Nexus is giving Plague a mudhole stomping that he won't soon forget... but INCOMING! Crusader just changed sides & just smashed Dark Nexus' head into the turnbuckle... Nexus turns unaware of his surrounding... DUCKS A fist attempt by Crusader & grabs Crusader! GOOD GOD, SIDEWALK SLAM! SIDEWALK SLAM! Crusader is absolutly DRIVEN brutally into the MATT... Crusader now backs off.... GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!! TRAGEDY HAS STRUCK! He fly's in from the ceiling with a moonsault SPLASH ON TOP OF THE CRUSADER!

Fred Estridge: OH yeah, forgot about him...

Peter Roberts: McCrakken & Insomniac are going at it as Scorpion slowly uses the side of the apron to get back to his feet... What the hells he digging out from underneath the ring now? McCrakken just nailed Insomniac with a boot & drops him with an implant DDT! Good god, that's gonna crush his damned SKULL... McCrakken now sets the chair sitting up & backs away a little bit... Scorpion's pullin... NO! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO! NO! NO! He's pulling out a DAMNED TABLE! For the LOVE OF GOD, this is going WAYYY TOO FAR... Scorpions setting that table so it's leaning in the one of the corners of this cell...

Fred Estridge: I'm liking Scorp more & more every day...

Peter Roberts: This is NOT GOOD... Archangel turns to help Crusader who's now in a figure-four leglock, but Tempest grabs him & slams his face into the matt with a hair pull SLAM! Good god, Archangel looks busted after that one & now Tempest cinches in a camel clutch HEAD VICE! He has both of his palms pushing presher against Archy's HEAD & the FHW phenom is screaming in pain... Tragedy quickly runs in & HE baseball slides into Archangels DAMNED HEAD! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD... Archangel looks unconscious & Tempest won't LET GO... Tragedy now works his way around Tempest... GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! He locks in the arms & falls back, A COBRA CLUTCH SUPLEX! It sends Tempest not only flying back once, but TWICE! He flips heads & heals over & then lands right on his damned BACK...

Fred Estridge: I'm loving this...

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Peter Roberts: Scorpion now runs at the former Solar one from behind.. Solar just launched a flying forearm after diving off of that chair but now here comes SCORP! Scorp fly's off of the chair & GOOD GOD! A SPINNING LEG LARIAT TO THE BACK OF MCCRAKKENS HEAD!

Fred Estridge: McCrak'head is the term for him now... Damn, that had to have hurt.. If not alot, then a little?

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Peter Roberts: Plague has Dark Nexus kicking in pain in the corner with a chokehold of sorts... Nexus gouges the eyes of Plague forcibly making him let go & now Nexus is getting back up to his feet... He grabs Plague carrier by the hair & he nails him in the chest with a headbutt! GOOD GOD! Plague's gasping for air & Nexus is only glad to open his windpipe up with a karate chop to the throat.. He then twists around Plague... GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! 3/4 NELSON PLEX'S HIM DOWN HARD ONTO HIS OWN DAMNED NECK!

Fred Estridge: Pain is a new word in his vocab...

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(Suddenly, Voodoo People by the Prodigy begins to play & Flashback emerges at full force.. He runs as fast as he can toward that ring...)

Peter Roberts: ...The FHW LEGAND is making his way toward the ring now, he rips that cell door open & runs in from behind Scorpion who's laying in the boots to Scorpion... He grabs him & drops him with a reverse DDT... TRAGEDY JUST CAME OUT FROM THE TOP-ROPE! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! Top-rope twisting suicida! He NAILS both Scorpion & Flashback down hard to the concrete & now McCrakken does a run toward that chair on Insomniac again.. Insomniacs standing, but barely & McCrakkens leaps up on the chair &...

Fred Estridge: ...Gets the carpet pulled from underneath!

Peter Roberts: GOOD GOD! Insomniac pulled that chair & McCrakken fell forward unexpectedly & landed right on his own damned FACE... Plague just pulled the ladder back into the ring... He runs in from behind Crusader & Archangel who are both kicking & punching on crusader in the corner & PLAGUE LEVELS ALL THREE OF THEM! By the hand of god, VICIOUS... Plague now turns around & NEXUS waits for him & launches a dropkick against the ladder sending Plague to the canvas with the ladder right on top of him!

Fred Estridge: I think Plague just saw a side to that ladder he didn't want to see...

Peter Roberts: This is unbelievable action here tonight folks & we're gonna need about 20 ambulences for the end of it & the rate we're going... Nexus now pulls that ladder off of Plague & sets it up in the middle of the ring... It looks like Tempest is the only one getting to his feet... Nexus runs at him & TEMPEST lays him in with a damned boot to the FACE!

Fred Estridge: Jesus, the rate he's doing that, he should just make it his finnisher...

Peter Roberts: Scorpion now got Flashback right beside that table set up in the corner of the cell.. He sets him up & GOES FOR A DDT BUT NO! Flashback fists his way out of it... Grabs Scorpion & FALLS Forward with a SIDEWALK SLAM THROUGH THAT TABLE & Scorpion has just been CRUSHED... Scorpion has just BEEN CRUSHED... Flashback turns around to see Mark Tragedy whip Insomniac right into him, Flashback, Insomniac & Scorpion are dog piled on the concrete now... Tragedy turns around, only to see a blunt spinning heel kick by the on-coming John McCrakken & Tragedy hits the concrete slab HARD!

Fred Estridge: This is the most brutal thing i have ever witnessed, and i'm loving every minute of it...

Peter Roberts: john McCrakken now walks back to the chair & slides it into the ring & Nexus has climbed the ladder to the top of that damned CELL ONCE AGAIN... McCrakken plants that chair down right beside the unconscious group, but he doesn't see Tempest RIGHT BEHIND HIM! Tempest grabs McCrakkens head & smashes it HARD INTO THE DAMNED CHAIR! Good god... McCrakkens head pops off like a cherry.. He spins around & Tempest quickly grabs him again & then falls back... RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP ONTO THE CHAIR!

Fred Estridge: That's it! Call the mortician... Johnny's DEAD..

Peter Roberts: Archangel & Crusader are back up now.. Tempest is pulling McCrakken up & Crusader runs against ALL OF THEM & fly's with an AVALANCH AGAINST THE LADDER! The clump of men fall down in a crashing heap & Archangel begins to ascend up to the top-turnbuckle, but NO! Flashback is BACK UP & he's on the apron, behind Archy... He grabs Archangel by the back of his pants & PULLS HIM BACK! GOOD GOD! HOLY F*CKING SH*T! Archangel FALLS BACK ALRIGHT... He falls BACK first onto the STEEL STEPS BELOW & then down to the concrete.. Crusader up & looking around, but all he see's is Flashback doing a springboard missile dropkick from the APRON & Crusader is DROPPED!

Fred Estridge: Fun, fun, FUN!

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Peter Roberts: ...and the countdown for numero 14 has begun... Bodies are everywhere, Nexus is perched on top of the cell with his legs crossed... This has been an inevitable battle of brutal mentality & god only knows what else can possible HAPPEN.... Scorpion just launched Insomniac into the steel steps but Insomniac hops up on them & MOONSAULTS BACK NAILING SCORPION DOWN! Good god almighty, is there NO MERCY HERE?! Insomniac climbs up on the apron & ascends up the top-rope... Archangel is ACTUALLY STARTING TO GET UP...

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Fred Estridge: Flukey bastard...

Peter Roberts: Flashback is pulling Crusader up now, he grabs him by the shoulder & nails him right into the corner back first... Crusader bounces out where Flashback grapples with him & then spins him to the canvas with a spinning bodyslam! He slams Crusader down to the matt hard.. McCrakkens off the ropes, but Tempest is in HIS WAY! Tempest grabs him mid-way... TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER! Jesus CHRIST, things are REALLY starting to get crazy now...

Fred Estridge: Starting to?

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Peter Roberts: Insomniac now grabs those steel steps & slides them into the ring & then slides himself into the ring where he's met by Plague... Plague grabs him by the hair quickly.. He jets him up in the AIR... What the HELL?! NO! NO! NO! THE OUTBREAK! THE OUTBREAK! A brainbuster SUPLEX & Insomniacs just been rendered unconscious... Scorpion is on the apron & attempts to get in the ring but Archangel comes from behind & puts Scorp on his shoulders, Archy then FALLS BACK & GOOD GOD! Scorpions back crunches against the CELL! He scrapes his entire BACK!

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(Raw by Staind begins to blast through the firkntron & Jonathon Briggs emerges slowly... Giving fives as he makes his way down to the cell...)

Peter Roberts: ...Good god, here comes Briggs fast paced, Flashback just dropped a leg along the massive chest of Crusader, Nexus comes off the top-rope from the unsuspecting Archangel & GOOD GOD! Suicide DIVE! SUICIDE DIVE! He nails Archangel back against the cell, and it looks as though Plague's climbing the top-rope now.. He's looking toward Nexus, he's perched on the turnbuckle & here comes Briggs.. Briggs opens the door & SMASH! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! He finds himself on the concrete!

Fred Estridge: That looked like it hurt!

Peter Roberts: Plague came off the damned top-rope & missile dropkicked that door before Briggs could even open it & knocked him back HARD against the concrete.. This means Briggs is NOT eliminated since he has not entered YET... Plague now turns around & runs at Nexus, GOOD GOD! He takes him down spiking him against the cell!

Fred Estridge: Seems to be alot of that...

Peter Roberts: ...Insomniac now springboards out of the ring & GOOD GOD! He splashes Scorpions half-dead body against the damned cell AGAIN... Insomniac bounces off, turns around & finds himself with a leaping McCrakken who comes out with a somersault leg LARIAT! good god, he cracks the Insomniac right across the damned skull & Crusaders just turned the tide on Flashback, he whips him across the ropes.. Flashback comes back, ducks a clothesline & keeps running, he storms back into a vicicous DDT by Crusader...

Fred Estridge: ...They should really pay more attention these guys...

Peter Roberts: GOOD GOD! Tempest comes from behind Crusader & locks in a full-nelson, he heaves him up & SITS HIM DOWN! Good god, christ almighty, a full nelson spine driver?! That's a new one... Crusader's clutching his back hard as Flashbacks back up & clotheslines Tempest right back down to the canvas! Tragedy's finally awake in the opposing corner now.. He's barely stirring, he looks around & he's picking up the STEEL STEPS! HE'S PICKING UP THE STEEL STEPS! For the love of god, he runs toward Flas... NO! NO! Briggs finally hit the ring & grabs Tragedy's leg, tripping him FACE FIRST! He drops the damned STEPS IN FRONT OF HIM! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

Fred Estridge: ...I hope Tragedy has an awsome dental plan 'cause he's gonna be paying a long time to get every single teeth fixed...

Peter Roberts: Man oh man, that looked like it hurt a hell of alot more than a little & Tragedy's bleeding BAD... I know i say bleeding bad alot, but Tragedy REALLY IS BLEEDING BADLY... Briggs now slides into the ring where Flashback runs at him.. Briggs ducks a clotheslines attempt, gets him from behind, OH MAN! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX along the body of Tragedy!

Fred Estridge: ...to add insult to injury...

Peter Roberts: Tragedy clutches his chest in pain now as Nexus just avalanched McCrakken in the corner... but NO! Insomniac grabs Nexus from behind! REVERSE DDT! REVERSE DDT... PLAGUE with a huge clothesline to the back of Insomniacs head, he then turns around to find a four finger welcome on part of Scorpion who haymakes him against the cell.. Plague returns fire though & Scorpion returns in with another shot of his own, staggering the large Plague.. Scorpion with another fist, and another, and ano... NO! Plague grabs him by the back of the head & slams his face into the cell!

Fred Estridge: Yeah, thats right! Damage the pretty boys face!

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Peter Roberts: Good god, we have eleven combatants currently inside of the ring, and the twelth is on his damned WAY! Crusader & Flashback are back up & there throwing fists in one corner of the ring, Tempest has got Tragedy in the other & he's just fisting him hard... Tempest looks back to see Flashback nod at him... What the hell is th... GOOD GOD! Tempest whips Tragedy & Flashback whips Crusader & both Crusader & Tragedy collide at a mass impact! GOOD GOD, that looked beyond PAINFULL!

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Fred Estridge: It looked like it hurt a little more than it would if it didn't hurt...

Peter Roberts: errr, what? ...Anyways... Tempest now runs in & sits down with a double knee on top of Tragedy... Flashbacks on the top-rope & Tragedy is lifted to his feet with a single pull by Tempest, and here COMES FLASHBACK!!! GOOD GOD! He's flying & comes down with an elbowdr... NO! NO! Crusader got his knee UP & right into the armpit of FLASHBACK! For the love of GOD! He could have dislocated his damned shoulder...

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Fred Estridge: A damned shoulder now?! Jesus, we can get sued for all the body parts you damn Pete...

Peter Roberts: err, well anyways... Nexus, McCrakken & Insomniac are going at it now... OH! Insomniac gives McCrakken a big kick to the gut, goes for a DDT but Nexus DDT's him off, McCrakken lunges forward with a LOW BLOW ON Nexus... Nexus is hunched over in pain & HERE WE GO! HURRICANRANA by McCrakken & a well crafted one at that! Very nice work...

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(Suddenly Eye of the Tiger blasts over the firkntron & David Hart comes out to a slight obvation from the crowd...)

Peter Roberts: ...Crusader now pulls that ladder back into the ring & stands up with it... OH! Tempest rushes him but Crusader clotheslines him right over the top rope with the DAMNED LADDER! Good god, Tempest falls out in a heaping mess... Flashback & Tragedy are still down & now Crusader is setting that ladder up into the middle of the cell & David Hart has just opened the cell door, he runs in & wails Nexus in the back of the head!

Fred Estridge: CHEAP! ...I love it!

Peter Roberts: ...You would! .. Nexus turns around wobbly, he gets nailed with a boot in the mid-section by David Hart & then planted with a swinging neckbreaker! Good god, I think I heard a CRACK! ...Crusader is on the top of the ladder & making his way up on top of the damned CELL & Tragedy is climbing up from beneath, and BEHIND HIM IS FLASHBACK! Good god... Tempest is back up & he runs at Archangel & shoves him face first into the damned CELL! For the love of god, OUCH!

Fred Estridge: Ouch is the nice way of putting it...

Peter Roberts: Archy's looking like he's in a little bit of trouble here... Tempest rams his face repeatedly into the cell now & Arch is busted WIDE OPEN! Tragedy is pulled up off of the ladder onto the top of the cell by Crusader & Crusader shoves him down & starts laying in the boots... GOOD GOD! MCCRAKKEN JUST HOPPED FROM THE TOP-ROPE & just dropkicked the LADDER with Flashback standing 3/4 UP IT! He falls DOWN BACK FIRST AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE & somersaults backwards over to the outside of the DAMNED RING... What the HELL?! McCrakken now runs at the ropes... Hops onto the turnbuckle & Dives down with a double KNEE ONTO FLASHBACK & Flashbacks just had the damned wind knocked out of him!

Fred Estridge: McCrakkens not looking too shabby tonight...

Peter Roberts: Plague just picked Insomniac up from behind... OH! He falls forward with a face-front SLAM! Good god, he crushes Insomniac into the damned concrete & Scorpion now clotheslines Plague's head against that damned CELL! Good god, the back of Plague's head is busted HARSH.. Scorpion now grabs him & whips him into the side of the apron... Plague comes back & ducks another clothesline by Scorpion, grabs him across the chest & lands a cross-chest CHOKESLAM! Good god almighty! Scorpion goes down like a pile of bricks...

Fred Estridge: Scorpions a pile of something.. I don't know if i'de use bricks as the word...

Peter Roberts: David Hart has Nexus locked into the SHARPSHOOTER! SHARPSHOOTER! OH! Jonathon Briggs runs in & takes David Hart down with a face buster, he drove Harts face down HARD into the concrete! Insomniacs on the TOP-ROPE! Insomniacs on the TOP-ROPE... GOOD GOD, TWISTING FOREARM SMASH into Briggs BACK! Briggs is knocked against the cell & so is Insomniac! ALL HELL IS BREAKING LOOSE & Crusader just gave Tragedy a TRAGIC BRAINBUSTER THAT HE WON'T SOON FORGET! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! Things are INTENSE BEYOND ANY BELIEF! This is getting nuts...

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Fred Estridge: It's about to get even more intense!

Peter Roberts: Good god, with the countdown, a 13th man will be ADDED TO THAT DAMNED RING! Tempest & Archangel are drilling each other into the side of the cell! OH! Tempest with a boot across Archangels FACE! He scrapes his face open & now Tempest grabs him by the side of the head once again & tries to force his head into the cell but Archangel manages to use his upper body to resist, grab Tempests head & shove it into the CELL! GOOD GOD! Archangel is NOW GRINDING Tempests HEAD INTO THE DAMNED CELL!

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Fred Estridge: That's just not nice.

Peter Roberts: Tempest is a bloody mess... Archangel finally lets go of him! OH! McCrakken just spinedrove Flashback hard against the concrete slab below! McCrakken is now lifting Flashback right back up to his feet... Gives him a knee to the groin & then follows up by a THRUST KICK TO THE HEAD! Flashback is OUT COLD! Flashback is OUT COLD!

Fred Estridge: Flashback's experiencing flashbacks.. That kick just knocked him back to yesterday...

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Peter Roberts: MAn oh MAN... wh... WHAT IN THE HELL! Crusader JUST POWERBOMBED TRAGEDY! CRUSADER JUST POWERBOMBED TRAGEDY OFF OF THE CELL & INTO THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE BELOW! DAMMIT ALL! Tragedy is A DEAD MAN! Tragedy is a DEAD MAN! This is UNCANNY!

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(Call of Ktulu begins to blast & the crowd goes silence... Daemon Krav enters with a farret perched on his shoulder. He holds his arm out, the farret (Shadow) runs off of his arm & through the entrance way...)

Peter Roberts: WHAT THE HELL?! What the HELL?! Crusader is climbing down the SIDE OF THE CELL NOW?! What the HELL is he thinking here?! He's gonna get himself elimina... HE HOPPED TO THE GROUND! HE HOPPED TO THE GROUND & Krav has STOPPED IN HIS TRACKS! Crusader has been eliminated... By himself?! What the HELL is the meaning of this?! Crusader is walking up the rampway.. Krav shakes his head & walk down, right past him.. Krav's suspicious & turns around to see Crusader up on the podium, now holding a mic...

Fred Estridge: God can only hope he doesn't say a word...

(Crusader holds the mic up to a very confused crowd...)

Crusader: Ahhh, Krav, my friend! It is so great to see the return of such an incredible athlete! Once again you have crawled out of the misery that encrusts your life, the misery that you love, and you have re-entered the FHW to once again attempt to make someone’s life a living hell. If that person is me, then maybe somewhere deep inside my heart I might feel touched. Might. Long ago your presence could fill me with fear, and make me turn my head in terror, in the past Krav. In the past your words have been like an icy dagger to my heart. They made my heart go cold and slowly filled it with fear. But now they are of different a meaning to me. They do not make my heart turn cold, and instead fill my heart with laughter. You are not the same man you were. You are not the same man that left so long ago. Does this mean I hold you with less respect and more disdain? Maybe. But what it does mean, it means that you are no longer capable. You have returned at the wrong time Daemon, for at the time being, you will not get a chance to stand against me and take from me what you so desire. Even if you manage to rise above the rest, to rise above the best that FHW has to offer, you will never take the heavyweight belt from my hands tonight. (The grin on his face seems to slowly grow) And by some unforeseen miracle, if you would win the rumble and then take the belt from me tonight, you would not carry it with dignity. It would be a hollow victory for you. You would walk with gold over your shoulder, but you would not wear it along with the respect that comes to one who earns there prize. Think long and hard on this my friend. Think long and hard…my friend. Now if you would not mind excusing me, I have business of some sorts with a certain President…

(Crusader leaves just as the crowd tries to figure out what the hells going on...)

Peter Roberts: Good god, Krav's scratching his head over this one, he looks a little bedazzled by what Crusader had to say.. I think we all are, and what did he mean that he had buisiness with Brown for gods SAKE!? ...anyways, hell is breaking loose inside of that cell now! Tragedy is being pulled away on a stre.. st... GOOD GOD! COME ON KRAV! ...Krav just pushed Tragedy off of that damned STRETCHED & now KRav is wheeling the stretcher toward the cell DOOR! ...He opens the door & rolls it in & then steps in himself...

Fred Estridge: A stretcher?! Baha, FHW has everything!

Peter Roberts: Good god! Nexus just DDT'ed Insomniacs head against the DAMNED CELL! Nexus gets back up & then finds himself being confronted by David Hart... OH! Nexus grabs him quickly from up in the AIR! TILT A WHIRL BACKBREAKER! TILT A WHIRL BACKBREAKER! Good god, Nexus uses Harts own momentum against him for leverage... Nexus now turns and charges MCCRAKKEN!!! GOOD GOD! McCrakken saw it COMING, he grabbed the steps off of the concrete & Nexus ran face first into THEM! ...for the LOVE OF GOD... McCrakken turns around & gets PLANTED ALA SCORPION! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD!

Fred Estridge: I'm surprised Scorpions even moving with all the pain he had endured in this match...

Peter Roberts: Archangel now has Plague & TEMPEST in HIS HANDS! He's going for a chokeslam but NO! NO! Plague gives him a swift knee to the ribs causing him to let go.. Plague steps back & watches as Tempest plants the FHW phenom with a vicious backspin DDT! He plants Archangel nicely along the concrete... It looks as though Flashback is finally beginning to stir.. He looks like he's favoring his chest & he's walking over to Plague & Tempest who GRAB HIM! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! TEMPEST & PLAGUE with a DOUBLE CHOKE SLAM ON Flashback, and they slam him onto ARCHANGELS BODY! GOOD GOD!

Fred Estridge: I think that knocked the wind out of both men...

Peter Roberts: Plague turns to Tempest who points down to Archangel, he grabs him quickly from behind.. Plague grabs Tempests right arm & pulls it across his body onto his opposite hand... Then with his free arm, he reaches under Tempests leg & reaches around connecting BOTH ARM! GOOD GOD! What the HELL IS THI... He lifts Tempest up & DROPS HIM BACK, RIGHT BACK ON HIS DAMNED SHOULDERS! A belly to back crossed arms through LEG suplex! ...or as they call it in Japan, The JAPANESE OCEAN SUPLEX! Good god!

Fred Estridge: I think the good god is someone these guys want on there side...

Peter Roberts: OH! McCrakken is being lifted to his feet by Scorpion from behind now... OH! ATOMIC drop by Scorpion.. McCrakken stumbles forward where he MEETS KRAV! KRAV GRABS HIM... NO! NO! NO! TIGER SUPLEX!!! TIGER SUPLEX... GOOD GOD, Krav's still got those arms linked & STANDS & DOES IT AGAIN! Good god almighty, a DOUBLE TIGER SUPLEX & he drops MCCrakken right on his OWN SKULL!

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Fred Estridge: Cracking is just the short term for it... Ouch!

Peter Roberts: Good god, Krav now lets go & turns around to see Scorpion running at him! Krav grabs him up off of the canvas & drops him with a BRAINBUSTER DDT & Scorpion is OUT COLD! Scorpion is OUT COLD! ...good god almighty, that looked like it HURT & Now NExus JUMPS ON KRAVS BACK?! What in the HELL!? Krav SLAMS his back into the CELL & NExus lets go.. Krav turns around & LOW BLOW by the Insomniac! Low blow by the Insomniac! Good god... David Hart runs up off of Insomniacs BACK NOW & Dropkicks Krav right in the back of the DAMNED SPINE! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY.. Krav hits the CELL HARD....

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Fred Estridge: Hard?! He almost went through the damned thing!

Peter Roberts: ..Man oh man, and on the other side Plague has FLASHBACK ON HIS SHOULDERS! DONT DO IT! DONT DO IT! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! A Shoulder-Mounted FACE FIRST REVERSE POWERBOMB! GOOD GOD! Flashbacks not MOVING.. I think he's dead god dammit... Tempest is now using the cell to get back to his feet.. OH! Plague grabs him but Tempest hits him with an elbow to the groin.. Plague backs off as Tempest steps up to his feet... Plague runs at him but Tempest side steps!

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Fred Estridge: ...and not a moment to soon! That dent would have been Tempests man-titted body in that cell...

Peter Roberts: GOOD GOD! Plague hits that cell full impact & unfortunatly, thats all HE HIT! Tempest now drops him with a REVERSE DDT right onto the concrete & Archangel climbs into the ring now... Things aren't slowing down & here comes ANOTHER entry...

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(Judgment Day begins to blast over the firkntron & the massive Demon steps out to a intermediate crowd obvation...)

Peter Roberts: ...and here comes the SECOND BIGGEST MAN in tonights EVENT only next to his buddy the AVALANCH... Good god... He's rushing his way toward that cell & what the HELL?! Nexus & Archangel are going at it HARDCORE style inside of the ring... The chairs setup & Archangels stuck in the corner, here comes NEXUS OFF THE CHAIR AND OH....

Fred Estridge: Face full of turnbuckle...

Peter Roberts: By god, Archangel slides out of that turnbuckle & Nexus lands face first on it... He turns around flat-nosed & HE GETS HEAVED UP into a CHOKELIFT by Archangel, and the FHW phenom is just holdi... NO WAIT! WAIT! Plague just GRABBED Archy's leg from the outside of the RING!!! GOOD GOD! Archy FALLS FORWARD with Nexus by the THROAT & Nexus LANDS ON THAT SETUP CHAIR! For the love of ALL GODS, this is intesifying every damned MINUTE!

Fred Estridge: Woah! Demon's in & Demon's PISSED!

Peter Roberts: GOOD GOD! Demon just grabbed David Hart quickly & WHAM! He turns him around & OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY'S HIM RIGHT THROUGH THAT DAMNED CELL DOOR! ...FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! David Hart has BEEN ELIMINATED! David Hart HAS BEEN ELIMINATED & This night just got all the more INTENSE! Daemon Krav is BACK up & he runs in cracking into Demon with a shuolderblock against the CELL! Good god, he steps away & Demon bounces off the cell towards him...

Fred Estridge: Alot of that in tonights event.. People hitting the cell and all...

Peter Roberts: Daemon Krav grabs Demon & HOLY SH*T LOOK AT THE POWER! THE RAW POWER OF DAEMON KRAV! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD... He's AIRPLANE SPINNING DEMON & HE plants him with a NECKBREAKER! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD... What RAW POWER... Plague just hit the ring & he quickly takes out Archangels LEG as he hovered above Nexus... Flashback is climbing back in & he's going to the top-turnbuckle... Scorpion just reached inside of the ring & he's pulled that ladder OUT once again... He's setting it up away from the crowd...

Fred Estridge: This looks promising...

Peter Roberts: Flashbacks off the TOP-ROPE! He connects with Plague who turns around at the last minute & He folds him doubled over with a damned fine looking HURRICANRANA from the TOP-ROPE! GOOD GOD almighty... Tempest is now on the apron & Archangel dives at him with a forehead to the sternum but Tempest uses the ropes & backs away.. Archangel boucnes off the ropes & then puts the breaks on only to see Tempest give him a shoulder rush & then grab him from the APRON, lift him from the ROPES & POWERBOMBS him BACK DOWN! GOOD GOD... Scorpion off of the top of the LADDER NOw, he dives down onto the now-standing Jonathon Briggs & diggs him into the concrete with diving spinning DDT!!!

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Fred Estridge: I think he just made Briggs a permanent face in the FHW concrete of fame...

Peter Roberts: Briggs is gushing badly now as Scorpion locks on a CROSSFACE! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! Briggs is tapping, but he's got nowhere to GO... This is abso... NO! NO! McCrakken gives Scorpion a kick to the back, knocking him off & now the former Solar one locks on a CAMEL CLUTCH... Good god! Insomniac is going up the ladder NOW, what the HELL is he thinking...

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Fred Estridge: My first guess? Suicide.

Peter Roberts: WAIT NO! NO! KRAV SPEARS THAT LADDER & Insomniac falls FORWARD onto the DAMNED ROPES! The DAMNED ROPES! He falls back first into the ring & now Krav is grabbed from behind, he's underhooked by Demon, FULL NELSON FORWARD LEGSWEEP & Krav's face is smashed right into the DAMNED concrete... Scorpion now pulls McCrakken off of Briggs with a sleeper... He pulls back & Briggs uses the apron to get up... Briggs runs at McCrakken who SNAP MARES Scorpion & Briggs gives Scorpion a soccer kick to the FACE!

Fred Estridge: Hope he didn't cherish that filling...

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(Jump Around begins to sound & the VERY LARGE Avalanch steps out from the entrance way & makes his way slowly toward the ring...)

Peter Roberts: GOOD GOD, another member of the LOST SOULS HAS ARRIVED! This screams BAD news for everybody but the LOST SOULS... THREE POWERHOUSES & one high flying NUTCASE... Tempest, Demon, Avalanch, AND Insomniac... This is turning into a REAL BLOODBATH here folks... OH! OH! Flashback just got spinebusted HARD by Tempest... and now Tempest turns around FACE TO FACE with Archangel... These two are exchanching words & Scorpions UP OFF THE APRON SPRINGBOARDS & FACE BUSTS both Tempest & ARCHANGEL! Good god, he came out of nowhere...

Fred Estridge: Shaw, thats what his parents said...

Peter Roberts: Man oh man... Insomniacs now back inside of that ring & he's got the STEEL CHAIR! Scorpions up & he's WAILED BY THE CHAIR, so is FLASHBACK! GOOD GOD... Insomniac lines up with an overhead shot on Flashback, but NO! NO! Plague grabs the chair from behind, Insomniac turns around & he's NAILED with the DAMNED CHAIR! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! Insomniac looks HURT BAD NOW... Plague drops the chair on his face & he's climbing to the top-rope... Avalanch has just opened the door to the cell... He steps in & grabs Daemon Krav... OH! He whips him back first into the cell.. Krav bounces forward & takes Demon down with a hard clothesline, he turns to Avalanch who picks him up & pulls back with a falling PILEDRIVER!

Fred Estridge: All I can say about that, is that that must have HURT.

Peter Roberts: Avalanch is now helping Demon back u... NO!! NO!! McCrakken set the LADDER BACK UP & he's DOWN WITH A twisting somersault SPLASH & ALL MEN GO DOWN! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD... What an incredible feat by McCrakken... Who is slowly starting to get up, but now Briggs is on the top of the ladder & what the HELL?! Insomniac's off the TOP-ROPE!!! NO! NO! HE DROPKICKS Briggs off of the LADDER & Briggs falls back first against the DAMNED CELL! MY GOD!

Fred Estridge: MAN! Bodies everywhere! I'm loving THIS!

Peter Roberts: What the hell is th... GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! Shades of T&A! A double tilt-a-whirl FACE FIRST SLAM RIGHT THROUGH THE DAMNED STRETCHER! RIGHT THROUGH THE DAMNED STRETCHER!

Fred Estridge: Ok, THAT was impressive.

Peter Roberts: I bet Krav disagrees with that one Freddy... Tempest is now stepping OUT OF the ring & down to Demon & Avalanch who pick Krav up with one arm underhooked each, Tempest leaps off the apron with a DROPKICK & Krav is sent across the DAMNED CELL! Insomniac is pulling Jonathon Briggs back up to his feet.. He gives him a knee to the gut & then sets up for a DDT but Briggs reverses with an elbow to the ribs... MAN! Insomniac lets go & Briggs gives him a jumping side kick for his troubles!

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Fred Estridge: Thats a jaw slacking hit if i've ever seen one...

Peter Roberts: Briggs now pulls Insomniac up... OH! Big chop across the chest, another! ANOTHER! INVERTED FRONT FACELOCK SUPLEX! (curtaincall) Good god, what a MOVE via Briggs & Insomniac is down & OUT. OH! Tempest is back inside of the ring now as Demon pulls Krav back u... OH! KRAV swings wildly & clocks Demon out right against the cell, he then ducks a clothesline attempt by Demon & drills him down to the concrete with a side-arm SLAM! GOOD GOD! He drops him right on top of Demon & I dont know where the HELL Krav is getting this energy from & NOW WHAT THE HELL?! He's grabbed half of that damned stretcher & he's tapping it on the concrete DARING either of the lost souls to get up...

Fred Estridge: I think its crucial they stay down right about now....

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Peter Roberts: It looks like Demon is using the cell to climb back up & he doesn't see Krav lining up from behind him! KRAV RUNS IN & WHAMMO! He cracks Demon right in the BACK with half of whats left of that stretcher & Demon falls down to his knee's clutching his back.. OH! Krav cracks him on top of the head now & Briggs just DDT'ed insomniacs head against the DAMNED CELL! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD... Insomniac is busted worse than ever now as Briggs lets go...

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(Rollin' by Limp Bizkit begins to sound & the Nightman steps out & struts his way to the ring to an enormous obvation of boos...)

Peter Roberts: ...Nightman is HERE! Nightman is HERE! Briggs is pulling the Insomniac back to his feet... OH! He plants him with another DDT but this time he does it on the laying ladder! GOOD GOD! Insomniac doesn't even know where the hell he is! ..It looks like Krav is lifting John McCrakken back up to his feet, OH! A big old fashioned snap suplex to McCrakken who lands back first & HARD... Flashback has just come around from inside of the ring & he's sliding that steel ladder back into the ring...

Fred Estridge: A good place for it!

Peter Roberts: Flashback now begins to setup to get back into the ring but SCORPION with a baseball SLIDE to Flashbacks HEAD snapping him back against that CELL! Man oh man.. Flashback stumbles forward struggling to retain his balance.. Scorps OFF THE TOP ROPE! SPRINGBOAR! SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT onto FLASHBACK! Good god, what a move... Scorpion's slowly starting to get up now & Dark Nexus just flew off from the top-rope with a spinning LEG LARIAT to the back of Plagues HEAD!

Fred Estridge: OUCH!

Peter Roberts: Plague drops like a ton of bricks & now Nightman is in the cell.. He runs & TAKES DOWN Briggs with a violent spear tackle to the hard concrete below! Tempest just got thrown into the turnbuckle by Archangel & now the FHW phenom is lifting Tempest onto the top-rope! For the love of god no! He's pulling him up to his feet & OH! OH! Demon & Avalanch just got up from behind Krav, they lift him up & SNAP HIM DOWN! A double atomic DROP & Krav turns around to a double clothesline by the two big MEN!

Fred Estridge: IMPACT!

Peter Roberts: GOOD GOD! Archangel with a BELLY TO BELLY SUPERPLEX DOWN ONTO THE LADDER! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! Tempest is winded & he can't have a whole lot of fight left inside of him... Scorpion is pulling Flashback up by the hair n... NO! Briggs is whipped into Scorps back on part of the Nightman.. Briggs manages to retain his balance, turns around.. OH! OH! Nightman grabs him, rakes the back & then delivers a dropkick sending Scorps face into the damned CELL!

Fred Estridge: ...always a neat sight.

Peter Roberts: This is shear mayhem... Archangel has the LADDER SETUP & he's CLIMBING UP! For the love of god, he's climbing up... Demon throws Krav back inside of the ring & McCrakken assaults Avalanch from behind with a knee to the spine... OH! McCrakken with a kick to the shins... Avalanch turns around & HE LOOKS PISSED! McCrakken goes for a boot but Avalanch CAUGHT IT! OH! Avalanch grabs Johnny boy now & BEARHUG SUPLEX?! For the love of god, he bear hugs McCrakken & then finnishes him by driving him back first into the canvas...

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Fred Estridge: McCrakkens gonna wake up with a soar back tommorow, amongst other things...

Peter Roberts: Archangel is on the top of the CELL NOW! For the love of god, Archangel is on the top of the DAMNED CELL... Demon is up to his feet, he grabs Nexus off of Plague who had a elevated camel clutch locked in.. Demon grabs him now.. DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER & Nexus hits the canvas HARD... Scorpion has Briggs cinched in a nice armlock in the corner now... HERE comes Insomniac but he's CUT OFF BY FLASHBACK! Flashback nails him BAD with a violent UPPERCUT, he knocks him ass first to the canvas...

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Fred Estridge: Go back to sleep Insomniac.. Mr. Walking contradiction...

Peter Roberts: Wh-what the HELL?! Tempest is climbing to the top of the DAMNED CELL! Tempest is climbing to the top of that damned CELL... Archangel bACKS OFF & he's actually, WAITING FOR HIM?! Krav is finally lifted to his feet by Demon.. Demon grabs him & snaps him into the LADDER! GOOD GOD! Krav gets drilled into that ladder just as Tempest reaches up & grabs the top of that CELL & now Tempest is DANGLING IN MID-AIR GOD DAMMIT! God DAMMIT! Nightman just grabbed Flashback from behind & falling face first reverse DDT! He drives Flashbacks head hard into the concrete...

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Fred Estridge: Smashing peoples faces into the concrete seems to be the in-style thing right now...

Peter Roberts: Insomniac is slowly using the cell to get back to his feet... OH! Scorpion gives him a helping hand by yanking him up, and then falling back with a reverse suplex with the LEGS & on the other side of him Insomniac falls with a NECKBREAKER! Good god, what a move... OH! McCrakken's just body splashed Flashback against the cell now & Nexus is being lifted back up by Demon, but NO LUCK! Krav comes from behind Demon & gives him a SWIFT STANDING SIDE KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! GOOD GOD!

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Fred Estridge: What are those? Size 50's?

Peter Roberts: I don't know, but i'm sure it was more than Demon wanted to see, Avalanch is on the apron now... OH! McCrakken is digging underneath the ring now for something... GOOD GOD! Krav comes from NOWHERE & RUNS AT AVALANCH WITH a rolling KICK! He knocks 'Lanch off of the apron & into the cell BACK FIRST... GOOD GOD this is incredible & Plague just grabbed Krav from behind... Oh man, Plague lifts him up onto his SHOULDERS & ...GOOD GOD! Nightman somehow got to the TOP-ROPE & SMASH! He dropkicks Plague right off of Krav's SHOULDERS! GOOD GOD!

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(You don't bring my flowers anymore begins to play & a very badly hurt, badly damaged & badly taped up Reed Rothchild steps out armed with a tuna covered in barbed wire...)

Fred Estridge: HE BROUGHT... THE TUNA.

Peter Roberts: Tempest has finally made his way onto the top of the cell & him & Archangel are exchanging blows one after the other... Avalanch is starting to get up & it looks like McCrakken has finally found something worthy under that ri... r... WHAT THE HELL?! What the hell was there a METAL STOOL DOING UNDERNEATH THAT RING?!

Fred Estridge: NO idea, but i gotta scream out a common word at this point... POTENTIAL!

Peter Roberts: GOOD GOD! He turns around & swings it wildly right into the stomach of the large Avalanch who just got back up to his feet, and NOW OVERHEADS IT ON LANCHES HEAD! OUCH! ...Man oh MAN! OH! Insomniac & Flashback are both setting Briggs up now, DOUBLE SUPLEX... Here comes Scorpion, OH! He grabs both of there heads & launches them into each other, he then grabs Insomniac, BACKBREAKER! BACKBREAKER! Insomniacs limp body falls limp to the ground & now that ladder is set back up & DEMON IS CLIMBING IT, and he's being followed by KRAV! GOOD GOD, this can't be GOOD!

Fred Estridge: Oh yes IT CAN!

Peter Roberts: Archangel & Tempest are still exchanging blows one after the other right now... Plague just grabbed Nightmans head & pummeled it into the turnbuckle... Nightman looks a little dazed & Plague uses his own upper body strength to lift Nightman up onto the top-turnbuckle.. Plague begins to setup for something but Nexus gives him a dropkick & Plague falls BACK! Good god... Nexus now runs up the turnbuckle, grabs Nightman, and he's setting him u... HE WOULDN'T!

Fred Estridge: THIS ONES GONNA HURT!

Peter Roberts: TOP-ROPE PILEDRIVER!!! TOP-ROPE PILEDRIVER! ...Good god ALMIGHTY... Nightman is NOT moving & now Demons on top of the CELL! He quickly grabs Archangel & pulls him away from Tempest, Archangel turns around & goes for a tight right fist but Demon ducks & Tempest grabs Archy from behind with a standing CROSSFACE SUPLEX?!?!!? MY GOD, now i've seen EVERYTHING... McCrakken slides into the ring with that damned stool now... OH! He cuts Nexus off with a clothesline with it, he then turns & wails the downed Plague with it...

Fred Estridge: Man oh man, that thing didn't dent, that means it's a very suitable weapon.. I like it!

Peter Roberts: Daemon Krav is on top of the cell now and Avalanch has just stepped over the top-rope INTO THE RING... McCrakken is starting to climb that ladder, but on the other side is AVALANCH! This is NOT A GOOD combination & on the outside of the ring... OH! Flashback just got double powerbombed by Insomniac & Scorpion & he gets his face drilled simultaneously by BRIGGS with a reverse FACE SLAM!

Fred Estridge: Back of the head slam is the legal term I believe...

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Peter Roberts: Krav rips Demon up off from Archangel now... OH! He clobbers him right along the shoulder with a thunderous blow down on him... Demon falls to his knee's & Tempest has Archangel by the SIDE OF THE CELL BY THE HEAD! He's got him by the DAMNED HEAD, and he's trying to throw him over the DAMNED CELL, but Archangels got the breaks on, he turns around quickly & without thought LEVELS Tempest down against that damned CELL & MY GOD! MY GOD! Avalanch has MCCRAKKEN ON THE TOP OF THAT DAMNED LADDER! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! HE POWERBOMBS HIM OFF OF THE LADDER! HE POWERBOMBS HIM OFF OF THE DAMNED LADDER! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO!

Fred Estridge: Yep.

Peter Roberts: McCrakken is LAID OUT & now Avalanch is climbing to the top of that DAMNED CELL! I don't know how much weight that cell roof can HOLD but it can't have too much give left in it...

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Peter Roberts: Insomniac & Briggs are lifting Flashback back up now as Scorpion slides into the ring where Nightman MEETS HIM! He's laying in the beats with those vile boots.. Nightman quickly picks Scorpion up with a surge of momentum of drops him with a back suplex! He drops him without a quick thought & Nexus is using the turnbuckle to climb back up to his feet.. He turns around & see's PLAGUE! MAN OH MAN! A body splash into the corner & Nexus is right back down to where he started only this time Plague GRABS HIM! NO! NO! POWERBOMB AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE & I think Nexus just got the wind knocked out of him...

Fred Estridge: YOU THINK?!

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(King Nothing begins to play (Please dont sue us Lars Ulrich) ...and Lee Todd steps out...)

Peter Roberts: Rothchild has FINALLY climbed to the top of that CELL to meet the rest of the crowd...

Fred Estridge: CHRIST, that guys a slow climber, but he's got killer tuna with him!

Peter Roberts: Lee Todd is slowly making his way towards the ring now as Rothchild introduces Avalanch to the top of the cell by clobbering him in the chest with the tuna... Avlaanch falls to his knee & OH MAN! Rothchild levels Demon on top of the damned head with that tuna... He turns around & hits Krav in the back of the head like some sort of baseball.. Krav falls with a thunderous smash onto the top of the cell... Rothy then drops the tuna, grabs Archangels head, underlocks & FALLS! CHRIST, NO! NO! ...He drops Archangel onto the BARBED WIRE TUNA! Good god, the back of Archy's head is bleeding like a faucet & Lee Todd has just opened the door to the cell....

Fred Estridge: Lee's in, now things are really gonna start a rocking!

Peter Roberts: Perosnally, I don't think they need Lee Todd for that! OH! Nexus is back up & grabs Nightman from behind & Scorpion just got whipped back inside of the ring by Flashback, OH! Nexus try's to throw Nightman into the corner but Nightman reverses & then runs in but GOOD GOD, nexus catches him with a boot to the damned FACE... Nightman backs off & Nexus hops up on the second turnbuckle but NO! NO! Plague runs at Nexus & The Dark One dives off catching Plague around the neck, ring around the rosie, and DROPS him with a tornado DDT & an impressive one at that! Good god...

Fred Estridge: It looks like lazy boy McCrakken has finally decided to get off his ass & do some work...

Peter Roberts: ...McCrakken is back up & OH! Insomniac comes from the top-rope but McCrakken reads it & Insomniac does a body splash landing on McCrakken damned KNEE! GOOD GOD! Insomniac rolls over in pain now as Flashback climbs up on the apron... OH! OH! Lee grabs him onto his damned SHOULDER, turns around & FALLS FACE FIRST letting Flashbacks face collide with that damned CELL & Flashback is SCRAPED badly all the way down & Rothchild has just picked Daemon Krav u... NO! NO!

Fred Estridge: He should have picked a wimpy guy up, not Krav...

Peter Roberts: A WIMPY GUY?! He had a choice between Krav, Tempest, Demon, Avalanch, and Archangel... OH! ...and now he's POWERBOMBED FOR HIS TROUBLES as Daemon Krav snaps him down! Good god, if that didn't break the cell then I don't have a bloom'n clue what will! Things are really really starting to intensify greatly here. Lee's now pulling Flashback back up to his feet.. McCrakken has set that stool up by the ropes & what the HELL, NO! NO! Briggs comes inside of the ring from nowhere & HE FACES BUSTED McCrakkens head onto the damned STEEL STOOL! McCrakken falls to the canvas & he doesn't look like he's moving much...

Fred Estridge: Neither does half of the ring....

Peter Roberts: My god, what brutality! Lee just ripped Flashy a new one by driving him down with a PENDALUM BACKBREAKER! ...and now we're getting ready for yet another person to enter this damned ring... This will bring the count of FIFTEEN COMPETITORS INSIDE OF ONE DAMNED CELL!

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Fred Estridge: I hope you PPV stealers at home are recording this...

Peter Roberts: Scorpion is starting to get back up now & he's backing away, he goes off the ropes, runs towards the STOOL & FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, he's GOD THE FLIGHT GOING ON! HE FLY'S DOWN, flying HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN ONTO FLASHBACK & Flashback is DRIVEN down onto the concrete & now Nexus picks that stool up & turns around to swing & miss at PLAGUE, Plague gets around Nexus, OH GOOD GOD! Full-nelson FACE SLAM straight down to the canvas!

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Peter Roberts: Tempest & Archangel are going at it on top of the cell again as Krav whips Demon right into the back of Avalanch who stumbles into ROTHCHILD WHO FALLS down the CENTER HOLE OF THAT CELL & FALLS BACK FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS! Good god almighty, that looked like it hurt & now Briggs is on the apron, he looks back & SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT ONTO LEE TODD! SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT ONTO LEE TODD! Good god almighty... Wait a minute, here comes Nexus DIVING THROUGH THE ROPES! Suicide dive knocking Flashback, Scorpion straight out & now Insomniac leaps onto the top-turnbuckle & dives down with a missile dropkick & he hits Briggs right in the DAMNED BACK! Good god!

Fred Estridge: We need to slow-mo this...

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(Bad Religion by Godsmack begins to play as Jonas Prophet steps out to a reasonably good crowd response...)

Peter Roberts: Buisiness is REALLY picking up now... Insomniac has just climbed back into the ring & Plague has just POWERBOMBED Nexus against the turnbuckle.. Oh, Insomniac picks that LADDER UP & STEAM ROLLS both Plague & NEXUS DOWN HARD TO THE CANVAS... Good god, now Insomniac is setting up the stair case to the top of the cell... Rothchild is barely starting to move now... He grabs Insomniac by the shoulder but Insomniac takes him down with a damned SNAP MARE... Good god!

Fred Estridge: MY GOD, what a BRUTAL MOVE BY INSOMNIAC! A snap MARE! HOLY SH*T! Call GUINESS!

Peter Roberts: Your sarcasm is noted Fred.

Fred Estridge: What sarcasm? i'm thirsty...

Peter Roberts: Sheesh... Insomniac is climbing up the ladder toward the top of the cell now & Krav is getting curb stomped by both the big men, Demon & Avalanch... Tempest JUST THREW ARCHANGEL OVE... NO! NO! Archangel grabs onto the ledge just in the knick of time & the ODDS ARE AGAINST KRAV! THE ODDS ARE AGAINST KRAVS... Good god, Demon & Avlananch are both nailing him & Insomniac is UP THERE NOW! The Lost Souls are ON TOP OF THE DAMNED CELL!

Fred Estridge: This doesn't look good for the FHW FREAK child, Daemon Krav...

Peter Roberts: It looks plain scary from this view Fred, and Jonas Prophet has just opened the door & stepped into HELL... He turns around & pulls McCrakken up from the dogpile beside him.. OH! He rams McCrakkens head into the cell, dropping him instantly & now here comes Flashback out of the pile! OH, Jonas gives him a quick kick to the groin & ROCKER DROPPER! ROCKER DROPPER! Good god, Flashback is down & now Scorpion is back inside of the ring.. He runs in & HE BULLDOGS Nexus' head onto that DAMNED STEEL STOOL! This is NOT RIGHT! NOT RIGHT DAMMIT! NOT RIGHT...

Fred Estridge: Not right at all, highly entertaining mind you...

Peter Roberts: This is absolutly unbelievable now... Krav isn't going ANYWHERE... He's nailed to the coffin & now Tempes.. t... WHAT IN THE HELL?! He's just grabbed Avalanch, Avalanch looks a little purturbed... Demon & Insomniac continue with the booting... Tempest is having WORDS WITH AVALANCH?! What the HELL is the meaning of this?!

Fred Estridge: I don't know, but i'm intrigued!

Peter Roberts: GOOD GOD! Tempest gives Avalanch a SHOVE & Avalanch SHOVES BACK... TEMPEST LOOKS PISSED & he gets AVALANCH UP WITH A CHOKESLAM! HE CHOKESLAMS HIM THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE CELL! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD.. Insomniac noticed it & runs at Tempest who CATCHES HIM MID-WAY & RUNS TOWARD THE EDGE & FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, NO! NO! NO! HE POWERBOMBS HIM OFF OF THE CELL! OFF OF THE CELL! NO! NO! NO! What the hell is going on....

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Fred Estridge: I don't know, but i'm liking it!

Peter Roberts: Demon now turns toward Tempest & he's trying to REASON WITH HIM!? Tempest has SNAPPEd god dammit... He's lowering his head to Demon, Demon's giving him WORDS & Tempest looks like he's finally figured it out.. Demon now points to Krav, Tempest SHAKES HIS HEAD?! Demon CHOPS HIM & TEMPEST GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT, what the HELL IS HE DOING GOD DAMMIT!? What the HELL IS HE DOING?! ...he pushes Demon towards the edge, HEAVES HIM HIGH & DROPS HIM LOW!!! CHOKESLAM OFF OF THE DAMNED CELL! Insomniac & Demon have been eliminated by there own STABLE MATE!

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Fred Estridge: Bye bye Lost Souls!

Peter Roberts: For the love of GOD, what the HELL is Tempest DOING?! Archangel has finally got back to the top of the cell & he can't believe what he saw.. Krav is still unconscious & now Nightman grabs Rothchilds head off of the canvas & he's wailing it against ther damned MAT! Good god, Rothchilds head is going up & down like no nevermind & now Lee Todd is on the apron & he's climbing to the top-rope... WHAT THE HELL?! PLAGUE GRABS HIM OFF OF THE TOP-ROPE & POWERSLAMS HIM ONTO THAT STEEL STOOL! GOOD GOD! BACK FIRST! BACK FIRST! Lee Todd's spasming like a madman & now Jonathon Briggs is on the apron &... Springboard dropkick to the back of Plagues HEAD!

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Fred Estridge: Plagues head just folded back in a way i didn't think was possible...

Peter Roberts: Briggs is celebrating inside of the damned ring & HE'S CLOTHESLINED by the power of a bloodied LEE TODD! Reed Rothchild is setting the ladder up now... NO! NO! NO! Tempest & KRAV JUST POWERBOMBED Archangel DOWN THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF THE CELL & DOWN ONTO THE DAMNED LADDER! BACK FIRST! For the LOVE OF GOD! FOR THE LOVE OF GO... NO! NO! Now Nexus dropkicks the ladder & the limp body of Archy falls in conjunction with it, falling HARD to the concrete...

Fred Estridge: ...Rogue has JUST ARRIVED!

Peter Roberts: Rogue opens the cell door now & steps in only to be met with a mudhole stomping on part of one Jonas Prophet, but where did he come FROM?! Scorpion runs in from behind Prophet & face slams him down INTO ROGUES GROIN?! Good god! What an entrance for Rogue... Now Nightman & McCrakken are going at it & both of them are extremly bloodied inside of the corner of the cell... OH! Nightman nails McCrakken with a knee to the gut... the former Solar one is hunched over & Nightman grabs him for a GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB onto the CONCRETE SLAB BELOW! Good god almighty...

Fred Estridge: ow.

Peter Roberts: Ow is the right word. Jonathon Briggs is on the turnbuckle now... What the HELL! NO! NO! Nexus off of the stool leaps into Briggs with a DROPKICK!! GOOD GOD, Briggs falls HARD against the back of the concrete.. He slowly gets back to his feet, but before he realises, Scorpion grabs him by the arm & whips him into the CELL DOOR & OUTSIDE OF THE DAMNED CELL! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD... Jonathon Briggs has been ELIMINATED!!!

Fred Estridge: Sucks to be him!

Peter Roberts: Body's are flying everywhere & KRAV & TEMPEST ARE REALLY GOING AT IT ON TOP OF THE DAMNED CELL! they are exchanging blows like the two beheomoths they aRE DAMMIT! Krav with a hard right, Tempest with a hard right! Krav staggers back now & Tempest grabs him for a powerbomb but he can't get Krav up & Krav lifts his back causing Tempest to fall hard against the cell roof... Archangel is finally starting to get up!

Fred Estridge: It's a wonder e can even move after that powerbomb onto a damned LADDER & it looks like Avalanch is happy to HELP HIM UP?! GOOD GOD! Avalanch launches the FHW phenom into the corner but Archangel comes screaming out NAILING 'Lanch across the head with a clothesline FROM HELL! He almost ripped Avalanches head off there!

Fred Estridge: One can dream.

Peter Roberts: McCrakken is back inside of the ring & he's got the ladder... OH MAN! He clotheslines Nexus & Plague who were fighting against the ropes, OUT OF THE RING.. He turns and cracks Archangel in the back, knocking him down... Now McCrakken is setting that ladder up in the middle of the ring & beginning to climb up it...  Nigtman is RIGHT ON HIS TAIL!!! Oh, Rothchild and Flashback are going at it with Rogue & Lee Todd now! All four men are throwing blows like nothing i've ever seen & Prophet slowly sneaks away...

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Peter Roberts: ...For the love of god, this is excrucitating now... OH! OH! Tempest just got clotheslined BY KRAV & he's almost losing his balance on top of the CELL, but NO! He comes back & HEADBUTTS KRAV! Good god, he almost lost it there... Prophet rolls inside of the ring now where he's met by the boot stomps of Scorpion... Scorpion quickly lifts him to his feet... OH MAN! He nails Prophet down with a high CRADLE SUPLEX! good god, he falls back & Prophet goes flying halfway across the damned ring... Avalanch & Archangel are getting up in there seperate corners now...

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Fred Estridge: Look at THAT!

Peter Roberts: McCrakken & Nightman both go for a double clothesline from behind on TEMPEST, but Tempest ducks & grabs McCrakken by the THROAT! NO! NO! NO! CHOKESLAM & Krav comes from nowhere, SPEARING TEMPEST OFF THE CELL, Tempest grabs Nightman & then FALLS OFF! Tempest uses nightmans BODY FOR SUPPORT & then grabs the cell & NIGHTMAN FALLS OF... Krav lifts the former Solar one up.... NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! HE gives him a PEDIGREE & then rolls him off the SIDE OF THE CELL! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD, Nightman & John McCrakken have just BEEN ELIMINATED god DAMMIT NO!

Fred Estridge: I'm surprised McCrakken even lasted THAT long... Fluke.

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(Bad Influence by eminem begins to play & Ducati steps out to a reasonably good crowd obvation...)

Peter Roberts: GOOD GOD, it's DUCATI, do you know what that MEANS, we are only TWO PEOPLE AWAY FROM THE LAST MAN TO ENTER THE DAMNED RUMBLE! Good god almighty! Good god almighty... Oh! Flashback just got double teamed by Rogue & Lee with a damned vicious looking DDT... Rogue now turns to Rothchild who grabs him & goes to whip him out of the CELL BUT LEE pushes him from behind & HE PUSHES ROTHCHILD OUT OF THE DOOR! He pushed Rothchild out of the damned DOOR! No wait, ROTHY HELD ONTO THE DOOR & flings back in kicking Lee right in the damned FACE!

Fred Estridge: errr, that sucked...

Peter Roberts: Ducati now opens the door & steps inside of the cell.. He quickly ducks a clothesline by Lee Todd, Todds hand smashes the cell, Ducati gets around him... What the HELL is going on inside of the RI... NO! NO! Archangel just grabbed the un-suspecting Avalanch & BRINGS HIM DOWN EXTREMLY HARD TO THE CANVAS WITH A TWISTING TOP-ROPE INVERTED DDT & I think Avalanch is DEAD.

Fred Estridge: it's undoubtable.

Peter Roberts: Nexus is on the apron now & Plague just dove back into the ring... Nexus somersaults in with a moonsault springboarding but Plague catches him & drives him down with a back first fall forward SLAM! Good god, he crunches the poor back of Nexus & Nexus is bouncing around in pain now... Wait a damned MINUTE! Tempest & Krav were throwing punches so wildly they both clenched arms & FELL THROUGH THE CENTER OF THAT DAMNED CELL! GOOD GOD! They tumble DOWN & I MEAN DOWN HARD... For the love of god & now Scorpion just body splashed Flashback in the corner... Plague runs in & HE BODYSPLASHES Flashback!

Fred Estridge: I feel sorry for Flashback...

Peter Roberts: rogue now throws Ducati into Lee Todd, OH! Ducati nails him with a kick to the chin on the way & then drops him with a vicious double-arm DDT! He cracks Todd's head right onto the open concrete... Ducati then locks in a scissorlock... Rogue goes for the save but Jonas Prophet takes him down with a falcon ARROW! Good god almighty... Ducati lets go of the head scissors now & Archangel is on the top-rope facing towards the cell, Avalanch grabs him by the arms & slams him down with a DAMNED RAZORS EDGE! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD... Plague is lifting Daemon Krav up to his feet, he whips him into the ropes.. Krav comes back & he's taken down with a bodyslam by Plague!

Fred Estridge: That's alot of weight that Plague just picked up...

Peter Roberts: Scorpion now slams Flashbacks head into the turnb.. NO! Flashback resists & slams Scorpions head into the DAMNED TURNBUCKLE, he then gets around Scorpion & COBRA CLUTCH SUPLEX! good god, he snaps Scorpion back right on his own damned NECK... Scorpion hits neck first & keeps rolling over... He sits up & Flashback runs in, DROPKICK TO THE FACE! Good god almighty...

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Fred Estridge: Only two more to go & we'll soon be over this brutal match...

Peter Roberts: My god, this has been the longest Rumble i've seen in my whole DAMNED LIFE... Jonas Prophet just got a face full of cell by Ducati & now Lee Todd & Rogue storm the ring.. Lee stands up & runs at Nexus but NEXUS READS IT & GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY NO! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.. Nexus TAKES Lee down with a HIPTOSS ONTO THAT DAMNED METAL STOOL! For the love of god, NO! NO! NO! ...This is absolutly unbelievable...

Fred Estridge: This is GREAT!

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Peter Roberts: Rothchild now slides into the ring & he's met by the large Plague who heaves him up by the hair & smashes him into the turnbuckle & then lifts him on the top-rope... but GOOD GOD! Archangel comes from behind & SPEARS Plague into the turnbuckle, knocking him down against the canvas HARDER THAN EVER... Rothchild now fly's off of the top-rope & catches Scorpion with a hurricanrana & Flashback comes out of the corner & snaps out of the ring into JONAS PROPHET! GOOD GOD!

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(Come out & Play begins to play & Tumbler steps out...)

(Seasons in the Abyss Plays & Rev. Pennance Comes out...)

(Unforgiven plays & Drake Raynor comes out...)

Peter Roberts: er.... that went faster than i thought it would! Drake, Pennance, and Tumbler have all hit the ring now & the ring has exploded into a violent storm of action! Everybody is inside of the DAMNED RING! Good god, Archangel & Krav are booting Tempest in one corner, Scorpion, Flashback, and Lee Todd are going at it in another... WOAH! WOAH! Nexus just got clotheslined out of the ring by Jonas Prophet & Prophet falls out with HIM! Good god, Pennance & Raynor are both going at it!! Pennance goes for a DDT but Raynor punches out of it & pushes Pennance against the ropes.. Pennance comes back & Raynor goes for a press slam but Raynor gets around him & DROPS HIM! Inverted DDT! INVERTED DDT!

Fred Estridge: Looked like it hurt...

(Suddenly a crazed fan hops the gaurdrail revealing a crazy mask of some sort, and has a shirt with S marked emblazed with blue flames... The man struts toward the ring & opens the cell door... The security doesn't stop him & girls admire his physique as he enters into the ring...)

Peter Roberts: Who the HELL is this guy NEXT & what the hell is he doing here... OH! OH! Rogue just springboarded off the ropes with a missile dropkick against the side of Flashbacks FACE! Lee Todd runs in against Plague but Plague grabs him & quickly bodyslams him down to the mat! This crazy masked man is on the apron & he's working the damned crowd, why didn't security stop him?! IS HE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE?!  ...Nexus is lifted to his feet by Prophet now... OH! Prophet pushes him against the door & then CHARGES HIM but NEXUS DROPS with a dropping TOE HOLD & Prophet hits the CELL DOOR & HES OUT! HES ELIMINATED GOD DAMMIT!

Fred Estridge: Sucks to be him.

Peter Roberts: Jonas Prophet has been eliminated & this match is now moving on! Good god, this is absolutly nu... n... GOOD GOD! Scorpion with a sky-twisting suciide DIVE ONto the unsuspecting NEXUS! Good god, he collides & he collides HARD... Tumbler is going up the laddeer & he's on the top & Rothchild is following him from behind... Good god, Plague just snapped Archangel from behind & dropped him with a manhatten drop.. Archangel lunges forward into the hands of Pennance who drops him with a dropkick... Krav has Tempest in a CHOKELIFT! He's just holding him the... NO! NO! NO! Flashback leaps off from the top-rope! DROPKICKS KRAV & Tempest falls down on him with mounted FISTS... This is unbelievable!

Fred Estridge: This is FHW!

Peter Roberts: WOAH! From the top, Tumbler just THREW rothchild off of the top of the DAMNED CELL! Jesus, Roth FALLS HARD & R...

(Bzzzztttttt............ 5 minutes of calm... Return........)

Fred Estridge: Dammit, i can't believe he threw him through OUR TABLE.

Peter Roberts: Good god almighty... That masked man is on a rampage!!! Flashback just threw Plague toward him & the masked man hit an EXPLODER! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, that looked more painfull than painfull... Now Flashback turns around & HURRICANRANA BY ROGUE! Hurricanrana by ROGUE... Tumblers OFF FROM THE TOP OF THE CELL & SWANTON bomb on the downed FLASHBACK! GOOD GOD!

Fred Estridge: I think Tumbler just broke his own damned neck...

Peter Roberts: The masked man now goes for a soviet suplex on Lee Todd, but NO! Lee reverses.. WAIT! The masked man turns it into an INCREDIBLY STIFF STO & LEE TODD IS A PERMANENT PART OF THE DAMNED RING!!! My god, ..The masked man turns around & REV PENNANCE HAS HIM... POWERBOMB against the turnbuckle! POWERBOMB against the turnbuckle... Drake Raynor just tossed Archangel out of the ring & now Drake is climbing to the top-rope... Nexus is getting back inside of the r... NO! NO! Rogue's off of the turnbuckle & dives down with a twisting somersault legdrop & drops Nexus down hard!

Fred Estridge: How can you even try to keep up with all of this?!

Peter Roberts: I'm trying god dammit! I'm trying... Daemon Krav just PILEDROVE PLAGUE! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD... tumbler now runs at Flashback & ARMDRAG takedown out of the ring & Tumbler rolls out to Scorpion who drops him with a DDT! A DDT GOD DAMMIT! A DDT! ...Now what?! Lee Todd charged the masked man but he's taken down with a full arm drag twist.. into a crab CLAW takedown & now that man locks in a KNEE BREAKER & Lee's struggling to get FREE! This is unbelievable!

Fred Estridge: This is GRAND!

Peter Roberts: This is uncanny! Scorpion & Tumbler are really going at i... NEVERMIND! Scorpion just leveled TUMBLER & sent him outside of the damned cell with a SUPERKICK! Tumbler is OUT OF THERE! Tumbler is OUT OF THERE! Good god... Scorpion turns around & Nexus grabs him by the waist, pivots & throws Scorp out of the ring with a belly to belly side suplex! GOOD GOD! Scorpion has BEEN ELIMINATED & what a fight he GAVE...

Fred Estridge: This rings looking smaller & smaller....

Peter Roberts: What the HELL?! the CHOSEN ONE! THE CHOSEN One just came from under the ring & he SPEARS Nexus out of the damned CELL DOOR, where the HELL DID HE COME FROM.... WAIT! Nexus steps BACK IN & he RIPS THAT MASK OFF OF THE CHOSEN ONE! GOOD GOD, he's covering up & dives under the ring & now Nexus reaches under & pulls him ou.... WHAT THE HELL?!

Fred Estridge: It's STU!!! STU PRICE!!!

Peter Roberts: ...Good god, Nexus laughs & walks out & Stu looks a little upset now & Flashback runs in from off of the top-rope with an elbow to the back of the head & now Pennance, Drake, Krav, Archy, and Tempest have all taken to the top of the damned CELL! Plague steps out of the ring & to the concrete ...OH! Rogue dives out with a shoulder dive & takes Plague down... Archangel & Tempest are going at it now... Stu Price throws a fist at the masked man but the masked man ducks under & a single-arm SIDE SLAM! HE BRINGS PRICE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!

Fred Estridge: Stu's eliminated?! holy shit!

Peter Roberts: Ducati & Avalanch are on the opposing side of the ring now & Avalanch SPEARS DUC... MY GOD! MY GOD! HE SPEARED HIM THROUGH THE DAMNED CELL! HE SPEARED HIM THROUGH THE DAMNED CELL! Ducati has been eliminated & another hole has just been ripped through that damned cell... This is NUTS... Avalanch is now climbing the LADDER to join all the others on top of the CELL... OH! Rogue & Lee Todd both just got together & TOSSED PLAGUE OUT OF THE DAMNED RING! GOOD GOD... GOOD GOD... Wait a minute, Pennance has Raynor up for a POWERBOMB & Krav PUSHES PENNANCE!!!! Pennance FALLS FORWARD with Raynor in his HANDS & there both ELIMINATED! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD!

Fred Estridge: This is getting quick...

Peter Roberts: Lee Todd & Rogue now attempt to THROW the masked MAN OUT but Flashback DROPKICKS Rogue before he could go through with it & Rogue is kicked out of the DAMNED RING! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! ...This is nut... What the HELL?! Avalanch just tackled Krav.... He's got him & he's mounting him with FISTS... OH! Archangel just hiptossed Tempest... Avalanch now pulls Krav up to his feet & & throws a fist, but KRAV ducks and Avalanch is losing his balance... HE FALLS BUT HE GRABS KRAVS LEG ON THE WAY DOWN! GOOD GOD! He brings KRAV DOWN WITH HIM! AValanch & Krav have been eliminated!

Fred Estridge: Nice distance, i give it a 10.

Peter Roberts: ...& Archangel just snap POWERBOMBED Tempest off of the CELL! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD!  GOOD GOD! We are down to FOUR COMPETITORS HERE NOW... This is unbelievable & Archangel is making his way down the ladder... Flashback & the masked man just threw Lee Todd's face into the cell...  The masked man is now... n....

Fred Estridge: HOLY F*CKING SH*T. Lee Todd is DEAD.

Peter Roberts: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! A DAMNED BURNING HAMMER! A BURNING HAMMER & I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING MORE DEVESTATING! HOLY SH*T.... That masked man is stepping out of the CELL NOW?! ...He's just walking away.. He's walking up the ramp, looking back as Flashback pulls the downed & possibly DEAD Lee Todd to his feet.. but Archangels off from the TOP-ROPE & HE MISSILE DROPKICKS LEE just as Flashback picks him up & LEE IS OUT... Flashback quickly grabs Archangel by SURPRISE & HE WHIPS HIM OUT! HE WHIPS HIM OUT! HE WHIPS HIM OUT! Archangel has BEEN ELIMINATED! ARCHANGEL HAS BEEN ELMINTED! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, the FHW Phenom has been eliminated &...

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