Welcome
To The Umbrella Corporation
Raine
or Shine, we got you covered
Umbrella
Corp and its subsidaries are dedicated to the advancement of the
human species through the study and imprementation of buitechnology
in all facets of life. Umbrella Corp Humgings is dedicated to acquiring
other companies who display a commitment to the Umbrella Corp's
values and goals. We plan to assemble an organisation that can be
of service to humanity as no other company in Earth's history. We
also hope to empower each company we aquire to better reach its
goals by uniting it with the ressources available here under the
Umbrella.
Red
Queen Discovers Cure for Cancer
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After decades of tireless research,
Umbrella Corp has finally produced the miracle cure for Cancer.
Critits complain that the cure means patients will be dependant
upon Umbrella Corp drugs for the remainder of thier lives, but scientists
recognize this is a small price to pay for life and freedom from
decease.
A
New Hope for Africa
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Umbrella Corp and its subsidary, Luxembourg
resources, celebrate the approval of thier popular control plan
by 23 of 26 African governments. The plan entails a revolutionary
use of birth control supplements in the municipal water systems
throughout the continent. Woman's rights activists hal the plan
as a new downing of freedom for man and women alike.
GPS
Colars Save Christmas Heartache
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Umbrella Corp released its GPS collars
today just in time for Christmas. Though a small and inexpensive
product, it's sure to be an invaluable to consumers. How many childern
will be savec the anguish and tragegy of losing a beloved animal
friend this Christmas? The product is also being tested for use
on certain military and government personnel. A must have for the
parents of all animal lovers this season!
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