Drive Your Car



Author: Ally Mau
Archive: http://kukiy.tripod.com/various/driveyourcar.htm - Click here so you can see the banner... ;)
Disclaimer: If I owned the Characters of Roswell, The Powers That Be at the WB can KISS MY ASS... Since that isn't happening, yeah well ;)
Distribution: Let me know first and I will say yes.
Feedback: Must I beg?
Keys: italics in bold means singing
Rating: PG or R. for the sexual innuendo ;) Songs used in this story: Joy Enriquez - Tell Me How You Feel
Topic & Category: Tess/Kyle, FFF = Foofy fun fiction.
Authors Note: ...I know Im meant to be writing my othe FIC - Cinderella... but, I couldnt help it - this idea just came to me... thought it would be funny! See the banner I made for the fic by clicking: http://kukiy.tripod.com/various/driveyourcar.htm

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Baby I want you, but I don't know what to say
I see you everyday, when you come around my way
I want you to know that, I'm in love with you
So baby come on, come on, and tell me how you feel
- Joy Enriquez, Tell Me How You Feel

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"Please?"

"No."

"Pretty please?"

"...No."

"Pretty pretty please with a cherry on top?"

"......No."

"Why? Just once more... Please?"

".........NO! Stop that! I said NO!"

"Why not? I'll be good, I promise... So please?"

"............NO! Please don't look at me like that... And I said NO!"

"Just one more time... Please?"

"...Uh...oh.......NO! Stop it! No, I said No, and No means NO!"

"But why? Why not? ...Do I move too fast for you? Can't you take the adrenaline and speed?"

"YOU Tess, are INSANE and wild... leave me alone!"

"Dammit Kyle! Just one more time around the block... what's it going to hurt? But from what it looks like... it may hurt your male pride... coming on too fast and too strong, just like every other guy - couldn't handle to urgency... shame on you!"

"Don't twist the story around - you're a mad-women and you know it! No guy could handle what you deliver, if they tried... they would end up with broken arms and legs!"

"HEY! I resent that! I'm not that bad... And what would you know? We've only ever been together, what twice?"

"That is two times too many... I'm surprised I didn't end up jumping out and running for my life..."

"...You... you.... You JERK! I'm good and I know it, you just can't handle the fact that I'm BETTER! SO much better... that I'll prove it!"

"Prove it how? There is NO way you are touching my baby EVER again... No way in Hell! I'd rather... rather drink a bottle of Tabasco Sauce!"
"Your just afraid..."

"Am Not!"

"Your just afraid because I'm SO good and SO much better than you and you can't handle that!"

"I can handle anything..."

"You can't handle me! Ladies and Gentleman, Kyle Valenti - Super Jock and Closet Buddhist - afraid of little old me..."

"Stop that!"

"Well its true... And its SO sad - but cute in its own pathetic little way..."

"STOP IT!"

"What's the matter Kyle? Can't keep up already? Can't take the pressure?"

"Tess... I. Am. Going. To. To... -"

"To what, Kyle? What's the matter? Can't you take it no more? Feeling the loss for words and witty comebacks? Oh come on... You've got more than that..."

"Stop it!"

"So baby come on, come on and tell me how you feel... - And you Kyle, are you feeling it? Feelings of loss and deep suffering? Just give me what I want and we'll both be VERY happy!"

"Argh! Stop it! Stop taunting me!"

"Haven't got what it takes to handle me? What a letdown... All those rumours I hear, so much to live up to... and so little action I have received..."

"Cut. It. Out."

"Wish I could, but... I don't have what I want yet - So..."

"Fine."

"Fine?"

"Yes, fine - but this is the LAST time. Last and FINAL time EVER. Is that understood?"

"Oh Yes! Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You! Kyle, you are the BEST! Have I told you lately how much I adored you?"

"Not in so many words..."

"Well, I do - and I'm eternally grateful! Now, hand it over..."

"You're going to take care of my baby?"

"I'll look after it with my life... I promise!"

"Here... here are my keys -"

"Oh Thank You Kyle! I'll be good and... and..."

" - Just remember this, when you do finally get your license, I can't be there to watch you drive EVERY SINGLE second..."

"I understand completely!"

"No driving faster that 65 - and small pressure on the accelerator... No mad driving like last time..."

"Oh yeah... about what happened last time..."

"Forget it Tess, just get in the car!"

THE END

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