Ilonie & Pony
So...here we are, The land of the Violinettes. Ilonie and Pony live in their own little world, separate from everyone else. Some might say this is strange, I think it has something to do with octupi. Ilonie and Pony met at Stockport Youth Choir singing songs about cement and heaven knows what else, but there they were singing their little hearts out at Stockport Town Hall, lovely. The Violinetts was just a little speck of dust on the equator somewhere near Uraguay I believe. During their time at Harrytown High School poo pile, they got bored and became closer buddies especially whilst devising ahem Titanic, we won't go into that. Pony and Ilonie began to evolve into...well The Violinettes!

A bit about Pony!
FIRST NAME: Helen
DATE OF BIRTH: 12/11/85
NAMES OF PARENTS: Bid n Bob
NAMED AFTER ANYONE? dunno but whoeva she was she must have bin cooool!!
FAVOURITE LUNCH? children!!! mmmmm!
HAVE U EVA MISUSED A WORD AND LOOKED STUPID? Yeah, i had this funny conversation with ilona and i sed ambidexturous insted of this other rude word!!
DO YOU TRUST PEOPLE EASILY? if they give me jellytots!!!
LEAST FAVOURITE THING IN THE WORLD? GOOKS!!!
WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO BE FAMOUS? i'd like to be a rock n roller
DO YOU BELIEVE IN WAR? No but i do believe that rock n roll is the answer to all our problems
If you haven't guessed i love Rock n Roll, it originated when i was listening to shit music and my brother came along no listen to this and handed me the Beatles anthology - so i did and me loving Rock n Roll was born. I then got into Oasis, the Stone Roses, the Smiths and many bands from the early 90's Manchester Scene. Twenty-four hour Party people is such a great film - it makes you proud to be a Mancunian!!!

A bit about Ilonie!
Hello! I'm Ilonie. I think i was born in the land of nod, I don't think I've ever left there. I think the easiest way to tell you a wee bit about me is to interview myself, wierd, but here goes:
Ilonie: hello
Ilonie: Hi
Ilonie: What have you done tonight?
Ilonie: Well Ilonie, I have been writing songs with my good friend Pony.
Ilonie: sounds like fun, huh?
Ilonie: yes.
Ilonie: What do you like?
Ilonie: I like fluffy dominos, singing la la la, going to to theatre (i'm a cultured creature) and oh yeah that music stuff they all talk about.
Ilonie: nice, what don't you like?
Ilonie: Bush and Blair, what about you?
Ilonie: exactly the same
Ilonie: wow! people would think we're like the same person or something
Ilonie: wow!