Hi. Here's where you can E-mail me about thevorpalsword. You can ask me questions, give me your opinions, or do pretty much anything you want. I would prefer that messages be about the site, but they don't have to be. I will respond via E-mail to most I receive, and periodically respond on the site in this section.
Our first E-mail comes from Liface of Portland, Oregon. Liface writes:
Eric t0ld me to rite this because I am HAX0R L33T LIKE
JEFF K! ERIC SITE RULES! DR MORRIS CECLI glalet1 i
have wuestion! How does Aol better than the other
brands of L33T W3bs#rvers? I want t0 kn0w that because
my friend jerry said that A0l was for L33T HAX0rs like
him and I wanted to s33 if it was good because one
time Jerry and me were watching ihs computer and hw
went on Aol and then therre was this HAX0R on th3re
and h3 said "I am Wicked Child3 MOLEESter cl;iffy b!"
And JErry say " I dont wanna get molsets" And then i
b3at him 0ver the head with the controller cas3 he is
dumb HAX0r! Another questi0n how d0 y0u kiss a gurI
becau some day i will marry cindy craeford@@!1?
EMALE ME PLESE!
Haha! What a wacky character. Well, first, my name is Ryan Thompson, not Dr Morris Cecil Glalet TkD. It's OK, though. That's a common mistake. I guess I should make it a bit clearer. That notebook is a bit out of the way.
I really don't like AOL very much. It gave me very poor service when I had it. It logged me off randomly for no reason at all, it couldn't connect half the time, it lost the ability to connect to websites about four times a week, and it was filled with idiots, all of whom desired to talk to me.
Hmm. No one ever HAX0RRed me and told me they were a Wicked Child3 MOLEESter, but I'm not a child, so I can understand why I've never experienced that sort of thing. I wouldn't be surprised, though.
How do you kiss a girl? Gently, and with your lips. Ah, you're marrying Cindy Crawford? Lucky her.
E-mail me with whatever you want to say or ask. I look forward to it!