The Vorpal Sword is a place for you to get extremely bad advice.
When good advice doesn't do you any good, doesn't let you do what you want to, or is just too good for the likes of you, what you need is some really bad advice.

I will answer one question a week; you may E-mail me your requests for advice. Be sure to include your name and what city you live in (and if you live in a country that does states or provinces, I'll need those, too. If not, just tell me your location).



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Not responsible for any damages, injury, death, theft, etc. that may be an outcome of following bad advice. Don't actually follow bad advice; that's a stupid thing to do.