The morning begins with a simple debate between Simon and Arthur over the advantages and disadvantages of various clan duties. Arthur suggests that emptying the toilets is the worst job, as you may become weak and drop the contents of the toilet all over yourself.

Our supplies are getting low.. we’re running out of Boddingtons, and Alan smoked 120 filters in two days. Some of them were even attached to roll-ups. We send a daring team of voulunteers to the nearest town on bikes to buy drink. They return, having spent £60, and we have (among other things), 10 bottles of wine (plus a bottle for Becky).

Emilia feels ill, and everyone thinks she has a hang over. Then she is sick on Rosanne’s (surprisingly absorbant) sleeping bag and Becky’s lilo, and sits in a tree for most of the day. In the evening, she is moved to the medical tent. In order to keep her company, we join her, with Simon’s walkie talkies. Nick comes with some juice, and then Alan brings a couple of bottles of wine to liven things up. The wine party gets going, and Emilia hears some gossip from “Ginger Skatey Tom” on the phone and feels much better.

During the day, whilst Emilia is in the tree asleep, we all go into the central area, where some kids are sticking a big banner on the Nestle machine. Nevertheless, an evil woman tries to use the machine, and wonders why it doesn’t work. We suggested that there may be a dead baby caught in the works. We go to folk supply, and buy lots of badges, t-shirts, and get some free postcards for Lizzie. Back at the tents, Nick accidentally kneels on a bottle of shampoo, and splatters the whole inside of the tent, including Anna, with it.. He starts to clean it up, and Arthur comes in...

Alan fills a lot of bottles with Lychee Juice, and we return to the tents, where Alan makes a bong, using the Lychee Juice for bong water. As the night goes on, we all play with the bong, and Emily starts talking with a northern accent. Alan goes off to find some more straws. He returns to see quite a random gathering of people in the tent, and promptly throws everyone off his bed. We all sleep on the floor in the middle of the tent, where Rosanne has her head in a puddle, as well as Simon’s sleeping bag, which she borrowed, believing it to be one of Nick’s many sleeping bags. Chris uses Alan’s shirt as a pillow, and Anna doesn’t have a sleeping bag and gets really cold.

However, before all of this, we notice Simon and Becky in the end of the tent, and they’re not whispering for a long time....

- Tom, what happened with the football, because I have no idea!

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