Quotes Randomly Heard at Practice

"MONKEE!"(adam)

"turn the...us up.."
"turn the us up?"
"hey, we're The Us now. That'd make a cool band name.."(B,A and M)

"Stop It!! Shut up! Stop playing!" (brian)

"Go get me some food bitch" (brian)

"Goddammit, will you WAIT a minute?" (mer)

"Wow we made it go down to 113" (adam)

"Can't hear the bass drum at all.." (brian)

"Ramsteiiiiinnnnn" (alex)

"I made a night club out of my room" (brian)

"You beat me by 31,000 points.." (mer)

"Hey adam i stole your mouse" (brian)
"A ha I found it!"(adam)
"Hey adam, i stole your ball" (brian)
"You did what to my balls?" (adam)

"This computer is a piece of crap" (brian)
"It's the one you gave me" (adam)
"Yeah I know, and it's a piece of crap"(brian)

"Stop it!" (mer to alex trying to ollie)

"I'm a goddamn guitarist!" (mer)

"God, I sound like Alex when i sing..Alex you sing like a girl." (mer)

"Ain kamocha, b'eloheim adonai." (alex trying to chant)

"What is this?" (brian)
"It's the new papa roach song."(mer)
"Uch, can't you change it?"(brian)
"I would, but then I gotta find k-rock again" (mer)

"This room hasn't changed since I was here last week.."(brian)

"Did you know that Limp bizkit's first song on the new has clips of Downward Spiral songs?"(adam)
"I thought the new NIN cd had remixes of the fragile."(mer)
"It does, I said limp bizkit."(adam)
"You said NIN."(mer)
"No, I said Limp bizkit."(adam)
"Fine."(mer)

"Hey guess what, we're djing in January." (mer)

"How many cans are you ordering?"(mer)
"That sounds funny..how many cans.."(brian)

"You should record that." (mer..constantly.)

"You can always tell when it's korn..they always sound the same.You can tell this song is korn." (adam)
"Uh, this is Primer 55."(mer)
"It is?" (adam)

"Newgen..uh..i can't prounounce this. It's a hell of a lot easier to say 'User's Manual' in English." (adam)

"I should answer your phone, it's probably my parents." (brian)
"Hey brian your dad's on the phone."(alex)

"These extension cords are heavy" (adam)
"Yeah, pumping plastic." (mer)

"Brian said we could probably have the concert in his yard" (adam)
"Where are we gonna plug our stuff in?" (mer)
"We'll use extension cords." (adam)
"Wireless band.." (mer)
"Yeah! I can stream our concert from my palm pilot!" (adam)

"I wanna wear shorts for midterms" (mer)
"They won't let you. Last year you couldn't" (brian)
"That's so dumb. You can't wear this, can't wear this, can't wear this, but have fun!" (mer)
"Yeah our CASUAL days have a dress code. Great." (brian)

"Can you break a $1?" (mer)
"Actually I can.." (brian)

"Are you a smaty grug lord?" (mer)

"Hot..ISH.That ...Ish did not last." (songs)
"Deep End! We da..ish!" (adam)

"Wow..we make earthquakes now" (adam)
"We should make a video of this. The effects of bass on unsuspecting objects test #1." (adam)

"Come chill..in the freezer..amidst the ice cubes and frozen waffles." (online conversation)

"Where is CD 4? Where...is CD 4? Where is it??" (adam)
"Uh. Right here." (mer)
"Oh. Thanks." (adam)

"Why do you keep hiding my stuff?" (adam)

"Hey! Stop fishslapping him!" (mer)

"Hey Adam, you get a free mic with the lights you ordered."(mer)
"Really?" (adam)
"Yeah with a purchase of $99 or more, you get one." (mer)
"Kick ass!" (adam)
"No, actually you get $2500 worth of djing equipment," (mer)
"Yeah! Spend over $99, get everything in this catalogue FREE!" (adam)

"I haven't seen THAT side of my room in like 8 years." (brian)

"What's that smell???" (mer)
"It smells like chlorine." (adam)
"When did you get a pool?" (mer)
"No I think someone cleaned the floor." (brian
"Who cleaned the floor?" (adam)
"I dunno, but the floor's wet."

"HEY!! PLAY SOME CREED OR MATCHBOX 20!!" (brian's dad)
"Oy." (mer)

"Ban-anas?"(us)

"With all these lights we could have like a rave-in-a-box. Just add electricity." (Adam)

"We didn't get that free mic did we. A free one is better than paying for it."(mer)

"Pro Scooter!" (mer)
"We have to come up with a parody name, Tony Tawk's Pro Scooter." (adam)

"You know how sweet it would be to own the mall?" (brian)
"I could make a skatepark, a rave, a nightclub, a paintball course, and some shopping and make them give me half the profits."(brian)

"Just yesterday I found out there was a girl in the band." (adam's friend elisa)

"Ooh lights!" (adam)

"Here, talk to my brother." (adam to mer)

"Pink.." (brian)
"I could see Alex wearing that." (mer)
"Yeah, I should get these necklaces for my brother." (adam)

"Hey an incubus shirt."(adam)
"Yeah..so..?"(mer)
"I downloaded that beaver song.."(adam)
"What are you talking about?"(mer)
"That beaver song that incubus sings."(adam)
"That's Primus you dolt."(mer)
"Oh. Whatever. Same thing. Primus Incubus."(adam)

"My brother went to a dance on friday and he said they played punk and the people liked it."(adam)

"Torah and of tree happy lovingkindness says Isaac" (cards)

"Dammit! The one day i have the beastie boys in the car, is the day we do our jewish music presentation."(mer)

"Americans are killing themselves with their forks." (english book)

"I wanna have band practice instead of intremurals."(adam)
"You can do that?"(mer)
"Yeah, as long as it's 7 hours a week."(adam)
"Get a plan in a month..for driving and stuff."(mer)
"Yes, yes."(adam)
"I don't want to bring my guitar to school."(mer)

"I lost my virginity to a microphone and a mixer."(adam)

"Actually I've been toking on acid."(adam)
"Really?"(mer)
"No. I'm just confused."(adam)

"I Am a latke."(adam)

"Everyone sits in the front of my bus now."(mer)
"Hm. Maybe they switched the bus around, and you're in the front.(adam)
"And the busdriver is driving from the back?"(mer)
"Yeah..he's in the engine."(adam)
" 'Hey what was that?!' 'Oh, just the busdriver.'"(mer)

"Here play this next."(brian)
"We're NOT playing Van Halen."(mer)

"This annoying techno shit, courtesy of Dimo."(brian)

"Hey that grass is really green. Looks like a golf course." (adam)
(Adam notices the golf carts)

"I've had Voices in my head all day..no no the Disturbed song." (mer)

"You are Cliff. Cliff Cornwell. You and Clancy go to the gasstation, and Clancy holds Meredith (the clerk) up at gunpoint." (hmm)

"We're gonna play our last song now." (Facial)
"Good!" :everyone claps: (brian)

"Hey we're smart. We're the only ones with an umbrella!" (mer)

"Omigod! It's him! Is that him? I think! It's Him! I think..Maybe?" (mer excited about dicky barett)

"Why won't you go on? It's perfectly unsafe!" (brian)

"Okay so there's the Death Machine, the Metal Box or Chiropractor, and the Ball Cruncher." (brian)

"What are you getting (to eat)?" (mer)
"90 kbps." (brian)

"Hey that's two compliments." (brian)
"What was the first?" (mer)
"I don't remember heh." (brian)

"I HAVE KNOBS!" (brian)