cornw02: i lost my virginity to a
microphone and mixer.
cornw02: bass is usually down not up.
cornw02: i put 'happiness' on the
shopping list yesterday but my dad said it wasn't on sale this week so we can't get it.
cornw02: this is GOD talkin' to y'all
from way up here in heavenly heaven!
cornw02: dyingduckcymblaheadvocaldistortionkornwell
corndogtreehuggingdeafprocrastinatingherniadrummerboy
cornw02: damn beatslicing.
cornw02: telephone poles love walking
into roads these days so watch out for those tricky ones.
NIrVaNabt2: i is intelignot
nirvanabt4: retainer andd they have to
take final x-rays in case your burned to death and they have to id you by your teeth.
nirvanabt4: you had that other thinf
nirvanabt4: im goni ooto o sign of now im goign ot getyffuhiofealfia
nirvanabt4: long day of work pull out the bong
nirvanabt4: sure big worrds no brain comprehenfd
The Worry Rock: any clue when he's getting his permit?
nirvanabt4: i used my sparklers my 20 second celebration
nirvanabt4: you have to book adam 4 weeks in advance.
cornw02: mmm swahili
nirvanabt4: smack my pudd
Adam: suck my WOO!
nirvanabt4: i dont have a bf
nirvanabt4: what song do i play behind my head
nirvanabt4: break ya neck?
cornw02: mmm pentium gum
nirvanabt4: makes you wonder what else there is doesnt it?
cornw02: you cant own serious ass unless you buy it.
cornw02: although i must say im getting quite tired of always being so damn useful
cornw02: vous et mon fuck
cornw02: ive always wanted to be a porn star.....
The Worry Rock: hm i'm gonna keep whining i think
Ibmman duron: individually theyre pretty good but together they produce unrythmic noise that starts stops then gets faster, starts stops, then gets slow then fast then ends suddently
Ibmman duron: i would hug avagadro. i like his number.
nirvanabt4: know what we should do?
cornw02: men. such immature slobs.
nirvanabt4: must run around in circles
nirvanabt4: ahh done with the techno
nirvanabt4: yeha get a knock on my door 2 days later hello we have footage of you and a female companion in the parking lot we're gunna have to ask you to come with me
nirvanabt4: if i ever smoked weed id literally be the first person to die of paranoia
The Worry Rock: yay my favorite person
cornw02: as long as the band meetings are reproductive we'll be ok
nirvanabt4: thats strange
The Worry Rock: do you know johnny cash?
nirvanabt4: ahhh the peaceful sound of happiness in slavery
nirvanabt4: i know i was like HELL YEAH
nirvanabt4: i havent fallen over dead yet
nirvanabt4: i was up till 4 am watching anime
nirvanabt4: but really gospel music is really great
cornw02: if you listened to ddr music while driving youd have to go 144878776296276762658 miles an hour
cornw02: silly frodo rings are for women
nirvanabt4: just booo when he starts talking about jebus
cornw02: inserting the word 'and' not saying 'ands'
cornw02: "hello sir. I'm looking for the internet. did you see what direction it went?" "i'm not sure, do you know what it looks like?" "well, its big, really big.. and i've heard it having web something.. maybe it has webbed feet.. and people are worried about it not having very much more headroom to expand so its probably wearing a tight hat.... and some parts of it move much faster than others although i may have just been hearing that wrong since i don't see how that would work" "hmm i'm sorry I haven't seen anything like that around here, but maybe you should contact the police about it, that internet sounds like a shady guy, i wouldn't want him near my daughter" "yeah thats a good idea, i'll do that, it'll be easier for them to find it probably. Thank you sir"
nirvanabt4: d
nirvanabt4: s
nirvanabt4: g
nirvanabt4: ok i knew that
nirvanabt4: when he gets his braces off
download this wav
cornw02: its hard enough managing school and a band.... but school, a band and a half, tech support for half the world and a social life is pushing it
nirvanabt4: oh, please whine on
The Worry Rock: what?
nirvanabt4: get crunked up!
The Worry Rock: hit the wall!
nirvanabt4: yes
nirvanabt4: run on the ceilings
The Worry Rock: "whack...woo!!!!!! energy! splat! yeeessss"
The Worry Rock: if i could, i would.
nirvanabt4: yeah
nirvanabt4: now i feel like banging my head into the wall at about 150 bpm
nirvanabt4: your favorite person
nirvanabt4: damn
nirvanabt4: we type the same thing
cornw02: meant arent
cornw02: damn
nirvanabt4: ive been on aim for longer than ive been connected to the internet
nirvanabt4: not personally
nirvanabt4: party in my head
nirvanabt4: so its looking up
nirvanabt4: i feel like such a dork
nirvanabt4: i listen to it every day
cornw02: ha
cornw02: that would be stupid
cornw02: I goto the store ands I like apples.
the worry rock: LOL is that from something?
cornw02: no i just wrote it
the worry rock: haha awesome
cornw02: that would make for an interesting play
cornw02: the personification of the internet
the worry rock: "I hear a lot of people using 56k modems to find the internet....but often lose sight of him every once in a while."
the worry rock: "and have to start all over again."
cornw02: and the government is after it since it knows too much
cornw02: i like the idea of the internet having webbed feet
the worry rock: lol
the worry rock: check the oceans!
the worry rock: i think the internet is sort of a pimp though, i mean man, he just sits there while people look all through him and search him and stare at him for hours.
cornw02: lol
the worry rock: lets everyone else do all the work.
the worry rock: AND charges them!