Meredith: Arrrrr!! Piracy!

Young Kid: What's in the potatoes?
Lunch Lady: Yams.

Eric (waving fingers): I knew you'd come if I fingered you.

Meredith: Playing hacke sack with keys kind of hurts. We need a sack.
Eric: Hey, you can play with my sack.

Eric: ...by the noose of your beliefs.. wait I wrote moose, ha ha.
Meredith: MY moose doesn't HAVE any beliefs.

Eric: It's Raaahhhhnnnndddyyyy!

Rich (our teacher): Okay so what did you guys think of this song?
Meredith: Oh. I really didn't like it.
Eric (later): Dude, he's your bitch!

Eric: Hm...tweedle dum, tweedle dee im the real enemy......hm i dunno what could go after that..do do do.
Meredith: Just go do do do do do do do do do do do do !
Eric: Dude! that works!

Eric: Can I kill Britney Spears (somebody we called britney spears)?

Intern: Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers it's time to go play.
Meredith: Well apparently I am currently named Fucker.

Eric: So you're allergic to this cake? Well, what if you ate it?
Meredith: I become invisible.
Eric: What if I threw milk at you? Would you melt?
Meredith: yes

Eric: I'm going to kill you and steal your perfect pitch superpowers!

Eric: DELIGGGGHT FESTTTTT!"

Glenn: See, the other day I was listening to Martha Stewart, right? And she was telling us useless facts that won't help save our lives. 'A great drink for the summer is Iced Tea with a little bit of sugar and a piece of lemon.' Thanks Martha, because I had no idea of course. But you know, I don't think a little delicate glass of iced tea is going to save me when a giant pack of wolves are outside my front door. See? I tell you guys useful things you can actually use. That's why Martha is terrible."

Eric: Dude! You can play Drain You! You Rock!!!