JimCristantiello: i cannont move fro, my ed

The Worry Rock: Why are there birds in here?
The Worry Rock: Jim what are you eating?!
JimCristantiello: crickers
The Worry Rock: LOL
JimCristantiello: oh fuck

JimCristantiello: i never shit my computer off

JimCristantiello: OMG, ITS THE HOCKEY PLAYING MONKEY!!!!

JimCristantiello: i love beans.

The Worry Rock: i got an A in lemem
The Worry Rock: lemme
JimCristantiello: leminem?

JimCristantiello: he should go with Cat Hunton
JimCristantiello: then, they can compare their calves.

JimCristantiello: hey, i'm jim. i owned a dog for many many years. until I discovered the wonders of a cat

JackTheAntiCouch: i wish kazaa had a preview thing like kazaa does

JackTheAntiCouch: ah, duck tales
The Worry Rock: lol
The Worry Rock: duck tales
The Worry Rock: ooh ooh
JackTheAntiCouch: woo hoo

The Power Nerd: i take supplimental stupidity
The Power Nerd: i've been low lately

The Power Nerd: eh, doesnt matter. kill a bird with 2 stones

The Power Nerd: YES!
The Power Nerd: another dating site!
The Power Nerd: brb

The Power Nerd: i fly my geek flag high

The Power Nerd: i'm fucking social
The Power Nerd: TALK TO ME

The Power Nerd: i slept in a door once

The Power Nerd: safety is key
The Power Nerd: only u can take a bite out of fires
the worry rock: LMAO!
The Power Nerd: wait, that's crime

The Power Nerd: going to arizona was an experience
The Power Nerd: it was like texas
The Power Nerd: but not

The Power Nerd: oh god fucking damn it.
The Power Nerd: lol
The Power Nerd: i like chicken noodle.

The Power Nerd: oh my word, that's classy

The Power Nerd: i'm dying
The Power Nerd: haha, i want ur stuff

the power nerd: anna nicole show on dvd
the power nerd: ugh
the power nerd: must be a big box set.

the power nerd: yeah
Auto response from the worry rock: happy new year!
the power nerd: boo the bad rip off
the power nerd: damn it, where'd u go now? lmfao
the worry rock: boo come back
Auto response from the power nerd: merry christmas.

the power nerd: u could have fooled me, i never would have thought u sing like u
the worry rock: It's surprising.

the power nerd: my rooms now full of writing implements
the power nerd: instruments

the power nerd: aha, i think i have it working.....
the power nerd signed off at 10:21:54 PM.

the power nerd: the whole net's slowed down
the power nerd: must be a new game out.

the power nerd: i can see how saying !?!?! can be difficult
the power nerd: lol
the worry rock: It is.
the worry rock: it takes a lot of facial muscles.
the power nerd: EXCLAMATION POINT!!!!
the worry rock: QUESTION MARK!!

the power nerd: so, i need tommorow sleep
the power nerd: sleep tommorow*

the worry rock: that's street
the power nerd: no, that's key.

the worry rock: might as well speak greek to me
the power nerd: feta cheese
the worry rock: thanks
the power nerd: acropolis!

the power nerd: i want to do a show for the homeless, but i dont know where to contact them.

the power nerd: its like talking to a wall through e-mail

the power nerd: WHAT?
the power nerd: in the living room with the parents?
the lawn goat: NO
the lawn goat: lmao
the lawn goat: while they're home
the lawn goat: not in the room
the lawn goat: ew
the lawn goat: lmao
the power nerd: i was about to say, that's ballsy
the power nerd: lol
the lawn goat: "Quick they're not looking!"
the lawn goat: ha ha ha
the power nerd: its like red light, green light
the power nerd: lol
the lawn goat: OMG

the power nerd: i vroom.

the power nerd: i've got a piping hot hungry man

The Worry Rock: reign of jct3hbw
the power nerd: oh yes.
the power nerd: i want to buy a water tower.

the power nerd: i'm sorry, i dont stare at people's backs.
the power nerd: its not my thing. i'm a left arm person

the power nerd: please, i'm not THAT retarded.

The Worry Rock: i am uh
The Worry Rock: 7 months and 5 days older than you
the power nerd: damn it, grandma

the power nerd: hey should just put ted danson back behind bars where he belongs

The Worry Rock: i put the fun in funk.
the power nerd: and i put the ass and class

the power nerd: 5 fathoms north, skipper
the power nerd: t00t, t00t.
the power nerd: the 1337 boat's back

the power nerd: hm, it appears matt knows his own name now
the power nerd: brb

the power nerd: remember, drug dealers are dorks. dont even talk to them. cowabunga

the power nerd: p diddy's a wanna be gangster
the power nerd: i've got dirt on him
the worry rock: wanksta!

the power nerd: we came what we did to do

the power nerd: damn it, usually by this time, you're exploding with conversational topics
the power nerd: explode damn it

the power nerd: i'll be the ludge
the power nerd: judge*
the power nerd: mmm fudge
the power nerd: dont budge.
the power nerd: whilst i, um, drudge

the power nerd: i'm used to augsharks and worry rocks and nirvanabts and california cements and rangerfans.... among others

the power nerd: lmfao, i almost called the guy doc martin

the power nerd: hey, cash. its as good as money

the power nerd: you... you're my hitwoman

kcollins4prez: dont bite the hands of a gift horse.

jim (on phone): "my dad died"
jim (on phone): "well maybe you should have just rolled his corpse into class anyway instead of missing this quiz."

the power nerd: potato, potato. what can you do?

the power nerd: can i do that?
the power nerd: is that legal?

the power nerd: because, you good ma'am, are the man.

the power nerd: here's a spoon, can i have the keys to your horse?

the power nerd: yo yo yo, ronald mcd in the hizzle

the power nerd: a stitch in time saves a bird in the hand.
the power nerd: dont spill milk in a divided house.
the power nerd: once starved, bite yourself.

the power nerd: he keeps refusing like i'm giving him anthrax

the power nerd: i'm either a visionairy or a retard

the power nerd: its a shame to let such good comedy go to waste just so i can learn

the power nerd: i've watched so many showtime rotisserie infomercials, i know them verbatum

the power nerd: damn it, lassie's down the well again

the power nerd: how now, round cow.
the power nerd: moooooove over
the power nerd: utter.
the power nerd: udder!
the power nerd: cheese

the power nerd: yo yo yo, chuckie d and pip in the hizzle

the power nerd: personally, i think if god had the foresight to put a basket of cheese sticks in the garden of eden, adam and eve never would have found out they were naked

the power nerd: i dont drive the bus, i only ride it

the power nerd: i'm hoping you're joking
the power nerd: otherwise i'm bringing ointment

the power nerd: bowl yourself a hole in one

the power nerd: have a good consumption

the power nerd: no, i have a pair of pondering pants

the power nerd: silly meri, txts are for kids.

the power nerd: lol, thank you for quenching my insatiable thirst

the power nerd: mmmmm charbroiled foff

the power nerd: mind the gap!
the power nerd: :kerplunk:
the power nerd: bloody ell!

the power nerd: run around in a turkey suit
the power nerd: watch the blank stares
the power nerd: GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!! bloody ell?!?!
the power nerd: ::kerplunk::

the worry rock: how does wet make static
the worry rock: *shakes head*
the power nerd: ::kerplunk::

the power nerd: i probably should have my glasses on, i cant even read the school

the power nerd: you think about things a lot differently when you stop thinking

the power nerd: my finger is number

the power nerd: milketh out the noseth.

the power nerd: husk
the power nerd: hush*
the worry rock: corn husk
the power nerd: oh fucl

the worry rock: im trying to think of another question to ask for my essay
the power nerd: what is love? (baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more)

the power nerd: i need to stand outside the window and start heckling people

the worry rock: *watches the little mp3 that could..*
kcollins4prez: i think i code, i think i code.

the power nerd: i've been eyeing that bad boy since it came out

the power nerd: we'll meet you at marcus for 6:30
the power nerd: that's 6:30
the worry rock: is that 6:30?
the worry rock: lol
the power nerd: yes, 6:30

the worry rock: AM?
the power nerd: FM.

the power nerd: its your llamar

the power nerd: i woke up this morning, took a breath of fresh FL air, and said to myself... its hip to be square

the worry rock: you mean you're not gonna have a raging kegger and invite 150 people?
the power nerd: of course not.
the power nerd: 140
the power nerd: its a slow week

The Worry Rock: i'm trying to think of another way to make my room look more...homey, you know?
the power nerd: word

The Worry Rock: i wrote my name upsidedown on my door.
The Worry Rock: see if i freak anyone out.
the power nerd: you just catered to the minorities of people with vertigo
the power nerd: you should be proud

The Worry Rock: i think i've found if i dont wear a watch to class, the class goes quicker
the power nerd: i think i've found if i dont go to class, it goes rather fast also

the power nerd: i got lag, lag, lag, off, you're signing on too quick, boot, lag, lag, lag
the power nerd: wash rinse repeat

the power nerd: well, i saw a scary movie last night
the worry rock: spice world?
the power nerd: it was called a Cinderella Story

the power nerd: screw you, now i have the spice girls stuck in my head. arrrgh... kill me.