Joek Quotes
(thanks to josh2 for most of these quotes!)


Gangstabulous: Sorry, when it comes to movies in the Primate genre...you cannot have a conversation without mentioning Dunston Checks In.

Gangstabulous: Danza's finest moment was The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon.

Gangstabulous: I can't believe Man of the House isn't under the Indian Adventure genre.

Gangstabulous: I see a native american door and i want it painted african american?

Gangstabulous: Screw that, do they have any David The Gnome 7"?

Gangstabulous: Queen's version can't hold a candle to the Mighty Ducks sing-a-long after they raped Iceland in the Jr. Hockey Finals.

Gangstabulous: Man, UPNs primetime schedule is so black, I couldn't even tell the TV was on.

Gangstabulous: brb changing into billy gilman boxers

Gangstabulous: Truth is, she [Judy Garland] had a cameo in Summer Catch.

Gangstabulous: Lori Beth Denberg should join the cast of SNL.

Gangstabulous: My Brother & Me won 14 Emmy's in its 22 year run.

Gangstabulous: Nickelodeon executives with heavy hearts announced the end of All That's run due to Ms. Denbergs eating of the other cast members.

Gangstabulous: Good Charlotte started the punk revolution in Madagascar in 1970

Gangstabulous: Hanson's new cd is tentatively titled "Life Without Braces"

Gangstabulous: Tyson's advertising his new cereal company Ear-E-O's.

Joekmama3: Sally Struthers can get you a degree in Accounting, Business Management, or pushing that little button that says Applause in giant letters

Joekmama3: all of a sudden during her [Avril Lavigne] performance there was a mosh pit in the front and i'm like
Joekmama3: "wtf, is that dustin hoffman?"

Joekmama3: Aretha crowd surfed.

Gangstabulous: Faith Hill looked like she got the butter container mixed up with her makeup

Gangstabulous: Aretha accidentally ate The Album of the Year award on stage.

Gangstabulous: You ain't seen crime til yo azz has seen Iowa.

Goo Punch 2k3: one of cher's wigs got stolen, i'll be in solitary confinement til it gets returned

Joekmama3: You saw mudvayne 6 times, I could've played with pots and pans in my kitchen for you for free

Joekmama3: squatting jokes are all second to the one JTT made in man of the house.

Joekmama3: i'll take Songs In the Key of Lard by Reginald Vel Johnson over that [Simple Plan].

Joekmama3: all this worki is making me hungie

Joekmama3: Hiyching a Tide

Joekmama3: did you just call me a cherub

Joekmama3: Zep
Joekmama3: Zerpo
Joekmama3: Zero
Joekmama3: Geez.

XMuEmpirex10X: and the Chicago audience was 50% gay guys and 50% girls
Gangstabulous: that's 100 percent, where do you lie?

Gangstabulous: slipknots band members must have taken up the majority of the audience.

Gangstabulous: He's yet to get to the Cd yet.

Joekmama3: man that god old fat

Joekmama3: I LOVE YOU HI
Joekmama3: HI

Gangstabulous: My SNES has had a Super Game Boy stuck in it since '97.