TheLast1Alive: HUAH!
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TheLast1Alive: mer, you rock more than a person should be legally allowed to rock

TheLast1Alive: My middle name's Josh... So it's like, "JOSHUA JAMES GET DOWN HERE NOW!"

TheLast1Alive: Mer has a blood/rock level above the legal limit. if she was driving, she's be DUR

TheLast1Alive: bottom as in top

TheLast1Alive: Green Eggs should tour with Ham of the Ass
TheLast1Alive: the Green Eggs and AssHam Tour

TheLast1Alive: Narf is Fran backwards.

The Worry Rock: drivers test.
The Worry Rock: :impounds that on your forehead:
TheLast1Alive: impounds...good words to be thinking of the day before your driver's test mer =)

TheLast1Alive: it's always good to go domestic in your crack buying and bitch smacking

TheLast1Alive: k...only 1 or 2 games, i still got homework to do
TheLast1Alive: homework, not "homework"

TheLast1Alive: Bitching for mommy

TheLast1Alive: Single White Male Seeks Older Single Female, Likes Too Order Out

TheLast1Alive: ::sneaks up behind mer::
TheLast1Alive: ROSH HASANAH!

TheLast1Alive: it's a "class" where mer gets to do "homework"

TheLast1Alive: yesh i did, goddamn you for being so fucking skilled at shit like that

TheLast1Alive: Alf is a republican?!

The Worry Rock: fork is not a verb
The Worry Rock: Unless you want to fork me.
TheLast1Alive: And I would, coz you are totally forkable

TheLast1Alive: Soar-Ezz sounds like a drug you take to control airplane anxiety

TheLast1Alive: porn servers...why didnt i think of that?
TheLast1Alive: i mean...uhm...disgusting

TheLast1Alive: lol...top of the line hawaiian shirt: $7.99
                              Jeans or shorts to a religious school: Priceless

ScaredOfHighways: kk, kater nmer

                  (They're so punk, they're Cosmo Girl!)

TheLast1Alive: chooify

TheLast1Alive: eventually unique will be wearing oversided diapers and well-placed leaves....then that will grow old and no one will be ever able to be unique again

TheLast1Alive: I mave gyself dain bramage i when mit hy head against whe tall

The Worry Rock: We the people love Speed.
TheLast1Alive: It's the Gavination Proclamation

TheLast1Alive: Jeff Ament? Brian Wilson? maybe i'm too "typical teenager", but...who the hell are you talking about?

ScaredOfHighways: The one with a manson screenname does...::GASP:: A MANSON SONG! what strange irony in the world today

TheLast1Alive: damn you mee
TheLast1Alive: mer
TheLast1Alive: fuck

TheLast1Alive: LoL...yo should rock the bling bling and the dope timbalands too dawg

TheLast1Alive: What Would Jesus Do? Jesus would smoke a blunt then play a little one-on-one. yeeeeah

TheLast1Alive: does he though? does he REALLY?

TheLast1Alive: splendid!

TheLast1Alive: It Takes Me One To Crap Wild, Because We Crap, Rolling Stoned, Bitching Stoned, In The Heat Forever, Because Big Men Big Pussies

TheLast1Alive: Jagged Little HUAH!
TheLast1Alive: HUAH! Kills
TheLast1Alive: The HUAH! That We Love
TheLast1Alive: Short Skirt/Long HUAH!
Encube Yourself: Hooker with a HUAH!
TheLast1Alive: Dude, Where's My HUAH!?
TheLast1Alive: Can't Hardly HUAH!
TheLast1Alive: Honey, I Shrunk the HUAH!
TheLast1Alive: 10 Things I Hate About HUAH!
Encube Yourself: Wild Wild HUAH!

TheLast1Alive: actually i was thinking more along the lines of "oh for the love of god let me die now", but if you want to say fun, then fun it is

TheLast1Alive: yes, but you are a strange little omlette, mer

TheLast1Alive: i am inferior in every way to your god-like Mer-dom

TheLast1Alive: i forgot how looks are dtrimental to the ability of a band. shame on me.

TheLast1Alive: nickelagain
TheLast1Alive: agahinback
TheLast1Alive: againagain
TheLast1Alive: whatever

TheLast1Alive: godsmack has managed to make people think they have 25 songs when in reality they have 2...Voodoo and everything else

44. Who will respond the quickest? Mer coz Im gonna make her tell me im funny.

TheLast1Alive: why don't you combine the songs and call it Run Far Away, or Run Away...Far Away
TheLast1Alive: or...Away! Run! Far!

TheLast1Alive: you give love a band name

TheLast1Alive: I Live In Yonkers, Eat At Tommys, Wait, Can't, Tommy's Dead

TheLast1Alive: i wear weird shits and no jeans and no jewelry

TheLast1Alive: i mean, for the love of god, Shaggy is the best selling album this year. SHAGGY.

TheLast1Alive: gimme a sex..

TheLast1Alive: did i not just say that?
TheLast1Alive: oh wait...i didn not.

TheLast1Alive: plank
The Worry Rock: longer
The Worry Rock: "plankton"
TheLast1Alive: plankton
TheLast1Alive: dammit mer

TheLast1Alive: yes tengo a gun
TheLast1Alive: go stealo a gun

TheLast1Alive: you wanna play a game?
The Worry Rock: wanna play un game?

TheLast1Alive: yes, very ouch

TheLast1Alive: bee are bee, gotta remove le garbage from le kitchen and into le rainy misty foggy nite. wow. im scared now. something's gonna try to kill me with a spork. ::puts on sport helmet:: yay. safe now. bee are bee

TheLast1Alive: i have a question mer...
The Worry Rock: yes?
TheLast1Alive: WHERES YER HEAD AT?

TheLast1Alive: Deep End Rangers, ULTRAMIZE! Power of GUITAR! Power of BASS! Power Of DRUMS! Go, DEEP END RANGERS! AWAY!

TheLast1Alive: Achey Breaky Bad Mistake-y

TheLast1Alive: i am having an all-you-can-lag special at the Lagorama tonight.

TheLast1Alive: heh. this is a sick man's cream

TheLast1Alive: maybe thier rhombitical shape affects thier effectiveness in a timely fashionability

TheLast1Alive: ::does X thingie with fingers::

TheLast1Alive: I am not joey to plant sublimramone messages to you.

TheLast1Alive: yes, thats exactly what the fuck I mean, mer. I stature monster sock. of course.

TheLast1Alive: oh my god, right when you said that I envisioned an emo version of It's Been Awhile and it sounded exactly like sum41 doing How You Remind Me...aghhhhhhhhhh ::jumps out window and makes cool splatty noise upon reaching cold unforgiving concrete::

TheLast1Alive: "YOU MEDICINE DROPPING PIECE OF MEDICINE DROPPER!"

TheLast1Alive: windshield wiper (has the same effect upon windshields as metal polish upon metal)

TheLast1Alive: you know if you just capitalize the P it becomes Polish metal, which sounds like some new brand of european deathcore?

TheLast1Alive: i want a nanjo
TheLast1Alive: banjo rtoo
TheLast1Alive: too too

ecwravenecwraven: LoL. Yes. That is exactly what I was thinking. .."My god billie joe is hot in this video." yep. you got me.

TheLast1Alive: Celeritas
The Worry Rock: little celery sticks
TheLast1Alive: I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA SAY THAT!!!!!!!!
The Worry Rock: lol...
TheLast1Alive: OMFNG!

TheLast1Alive: Well Fuck Me To Hell Gov'na, Living As You Said I Am

TheLast1Alive: i dont trust izzy at all. that would be idiotic.

TheLast1Alive: ll get really upset and start throwing pills and yelling at myself

TheLast1Alive: ....i dont know this Worry Rock person.

TheLast1Alive: <~~not mer
TheLast1Alive: not even close

TheLast1Alive: they're onyl giving away friday passes, i wanna go see thursday on saturday

TheLast1Alive: YEAH MAN BLINK182 TOTALIE ROX MAN THEY THE BEST EVR

TheLast1Alive: coz they already have a sad videos countdown, it's called TRL

ScaredofHighways: knee like pain say unghhhhhhhh, unghhhhhh

ScaredofHighways: well...no more urine for you.

ScaredofHighways: Snow is easily my favorite poor-eyesighted caucasion canadian rapper. bar none.

TheLast1Alive: mer, you fucking rock.

TheLast1Alive: mm roast beast

TheLast1Alive: it's always rory rory rory...why dont you just become a guy and marry rory? huh? HUH?

ScaredOfHighways: it's timple

TheLast1Alive: or we could shove bananas in our ears and dance the Safety Dance, but I don't think we're gonna do eaither, Skangel.

ScaredOfHighways: KurT CoBaiN HaD sUm DoPe LyRiKz Yo

ScaredOfHighways: ugh...adema live
ShowAIIYourScars: adema dead <3

Lilmama6969777: i have a ?
ScaredOfHighways: really? I have a !
ScaredOfHighways: and a %, but that's besides the point.

TheLast1Alive: and all my pearls of hirlarious wisdom fall into eternity unnoticed...

TheLast1Alive: mmbt, gd, bff, gd, mmbt, gd, bff, gd, sr, tws, sr

The Worry Rock: Have you been to birdtopia?
TheLast1Alive: once, but they kicked me out coz i wasnt wearing a squirrel costume.

TheLast1Alive: we're not?! ah crap...::throws away putter and silly looking pants::

TheLast1Alive: yeah, i hate people who plug Sociophobia their band and http://hometown.aol.com/thelast1alive band

RentHead9: How are we this evening?
TheLast1Alive: disturbed

ScaredOfHighways: no jedi ducks in this song.

ScaredOfHighways: why would you cut out of class because of a unicycle?
ScaredOfHighways: think people.

GoldfingerSkaFan: she was tieless!
ScaredOfHighways: thats like, prono for advil lavagininene fans

ScaredOfHighways: 180, 165, 160, 154, and 143 are my top 3, i think

ScaredOfHighways: i gotta go make phone calls...be later...

RlGHT COAST PUNK: my high bid on what
TheLast1Alive: the thursday poser

ScaredOfHighways: i didnt know candy has pis...

TheLast1Alive: I disagree...Stabbing Westward is (was) good...but i like VATS much better...

TheLast1Alive: Queens Of The Stone Age sold out. =/
TheLast1Alive: I mean the show.

TheLast1Alive: "There's a virgin in my bed, and she's taking off her dress, and I am not sure what I'm going to do...there's a song stuck in my head, (some lyrics that I forget), oh how I hope my singing pleases you..."
The Worry Rock: if those aren't part of the lyrics josh, that rhymed nicely
TheLast1Alive: heh, "some lyrics that I forget" rhymes nicely and fits into the song scheme, hah

The Worry Rock: 'connection reset by peer'
The Worry Rock: OBVIOUSLY not my peer
TheLast1Alive: your peer is shutting down livejournal?  which peer?  brian?  adam?  i'll kick both their asses.

TheLast1Alive: MattCarrot was unfortunately chopped up and used in a MattSalad
BurnItBlackAsSin: He went lovely with MattDressing
BurnItBlackAsSin: and some MattCroutons

TheLast1Alive: we're in this together by nin, mer
OnlineHost: Holy Blasphemy has entered the room.
TheLast1Alive: Holy Blashphemy is exactly what I say to your not wanting that song

TheLast1Alive: tight is not a sound, its a constriction of space.

TheLast1Alive: whenever I heard Diamons and Guns by Transplants, I feel the need to wash my hair...
TheLast1Alive: =/

TheLast1Alive: amazing how the lyrics of Rodeo Clown reminded me of Rodeo Clowns without making me think of the title Rodeo Clowns

BurnItBlackAsSin: Andrew WK has surely written a song called "party all the time" for his next album
BurnItBlackAsSin: which should, by the AWK clock, be in december
TheLast1Alive: Along with songs called Let's Party, Party Party Party, Party Down, Party Up, We're Partying Now, I Like Parties (They're Fun), Party Forever, Long Live The Party, Party Hearty, And I Feel Like Party Tonight, Like Party Tonight

TheLast1Alive: Big twist ending to The Village: It's not really a village. It's a borough.

The Worry Rock: im downloading a song im just POSITIVE you love, josh
TheLast1Alive: oh god, must be ska...