MoOnBaBy111: my mom-a-tron is on a bitch-a-thon

The Worry Rock: Me In Therapy
MoOnBaBy111: hm...i don't think that's something you're supposed to advertise.

MoOnBaBy111: i have a secret pea gun in MY chucks

I Wanna Jump Out: what did you think of the song?
CaliforniaCement: Piece off shit

CaliforniaCement: damn, we should form like...an association
CaliforniaCement: jews against japs

CaliforniaCement:i have two homeworms

CaliforniaCement: excuse me while i find my ass, i seemed to have laughed it off.

The Worry Rock: did i send you "combined.wav?"
CaliforniaCement: rain?

CaliforniaCement: yeah, it's a pain in the ass.
CaliforniaCement: lol sorry i mean the uterus
CaliforniaCement: YOU ARE A PAIN IN THE UTERUS!

CaliforniaCement: irrelevance is my middle name
CaliforniaCement: lol it has a nice ring
CaliforniaCement: shh
CaliforniaCement: the camels might hear you
CaliforniaCement: camels are not kosher.

CaliforniaCement: i don't dislike it
CaliforniaCement: i just don't like it

CaliforniaCement: but remember... and always remember no matter what
BOYS ARE STUPID

CaliforniaCement: ::bonks mer::
CaliforniaCement: she loves me

CaliforniaCement:i love the government alsmot as much as i love metallica.

CaliforniaCement: uck
CaliforniaCement: fu k
CaliforniaCement: fuck
CaliforniaCement: !!!1

CaliforniaCement: that's cause you haven't met a good ass

CaliforniaCement: because i'm not the fucking tooth fairy.

*WHO'S YOUR BEST FRIEND: mer the intangible

CaliforniaCement: Kiel? Who names their kid Kiel? I'm going to kiel over.

CaliforniaCement: and we can make a salt.

CaliforniaCement: lol, i don't have 5 dollars and you're probably right.

CaliforniaCement:sure, i'll just eject it from my computer, slap a stamp on it, and everything will be peachy

CaliforniaCement: i'll think abou tit

CaliforniaCement: who needs deoderant when you're dead?
CaliforniaCement: actually...

CaliforniaCement: because we're so..ladylike
CaliforniaCement: ::burp::

CaliforniaCement: "NsYnC QuOtE GoEz HeRe"

CaliforniaCement: "AHHH!!" ::BOOM!::
The Worry Rock: you're paying for that
CaliforniaCement: "ow..."
CaliforniaCement: "am..bulence"

CaliforniaCement: i no right forreal

CaliforniaCement: soy un burrito aburrido?
CaliforniaCement: but i'm not a bored burrito
CaliforniaCement: i'm just a bored girl
CaliforniaCement: soy un muchacha aburrido

The Worry Rock: how are WIRES carrying my VOICE so QUICKLY?
CaliforniaCement: money

MoOnBaBy111: so if i came in a basket and was looking all baby like....would she loooooooove me?

CaliforniaCement: Would you prefer attachment or inserting?
CaliforniaCement: WOW that sounded DIRTY

CaliforniaCement: ::catches::
The Worry Rock: ::catches::

CaliforniaCement: alrihty
CaliforniaCement: bbye bye :)

CaliforniaCement: O_o I TOLD YOU NOT TO MENTION THE PORN MAG THING!

CaliforniaCement: THE SEXUAL SCHEDULE!

CaliforniaCement: OH PISH POSH MEREDITH!

CaliforniaCement: you're just not looking in the right placeeee
The Worry Rock: i'm not looking anywhere

CaliforniaCement: so i walked down the hell...and they let me in lol

CaliforniaCement: you was starin at his crotch yo
CaliforniaCement: looking for hidden treasure

CaliforniaCement: ay chica, calm your balls

CaliforniaCement: and you wanna do his homework for him
TheWorryRock: "       "
CaliforniaCement: "           "

CaliforniaCement: oka b gotta throw this plate away and wash my rookers

CaliforniaCement: and its better than some lame ferocious fish

CaliforniaCement: Immaculate Mustangs
CaliforniaCement: Sounds like a really, really clean car.

CaliforniaCement: "we have an excuse to be trippin' on acid... !"

CaliforniaCement: your english is fabulistic

CaliforniaCement: lol i like to flig myself

CaliforniaCement: how did i ghet here?
RightCoastPunk84: your mom?
OutOnPatroi: I have a rabbit.

CaliforniaCement: well gus is masturbating in the company bathroom and will be with you shortly.

CaliforniaCement: did he shower you with bugs and kisses?

CaliforniaCement: can we have a green day?

CaliforniaCement: haha imagine THAT on a prescription label

CaliforniaCement: you look at porn, josh?

CaliforniaCement: OH you'll lick my chump!

CaliforniaCement: i mean... it must be MAJOR ear poppage

CaliforniaCement: Dd Dd Dd, dd, dd its half and half right?
dd

CaliforniaCement: colloids rule!

CaliforiaCement: ooh goody, SLAYER is coming.

CaliforniaCement: i probably would have had trouble working it.

Lintus Magnetus: no i'm playing around with my thing first

CaliforniaCement: okay! goodnight! shift 1 mer!

CaliforniaCement: i have fleas

CaliforniaCement: you are the perfect drug, meredith

CaliforniaCement: would you like whatever a baby human is called
The Worry Rock: shut up
The Worry Rock: no i wouldn't
The Worry Rock: that's illegal.
CaliforniaCement: sorry :)
The Worry Rock: and im 17.
CaliforniaCement: you are?
CaliforniaCement: it is?

The Worry Rock: burnin'
CaliforniaCement: where?
The Worry Rock: my computer
CaliforniaCement: your computer's on fi..
CaliforniaCement: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

CaliforniaCement: what book do you have?
The Worry Rock: What book do you have?
The Worry Rock: LOL!
CaliforniaCement: lol wow

CaliforniaCement: you damn self centered bastardette :-D

CaliforniaCement: have you ever heard sepultura?
The Worry Rock: heard nope
CaliforniaCement: yeah me either
CaliforniaCement: just wondering.

CaliforniaCement: and lost my virginity at 19

CaliforniaCement: brb, i'm gonna go to the bathroom and then like... sleep for a bit

CaliforniaCement: did i tell you how i got that nirvana cd?
The Worry Rock: which one?
CaliforniaCement: new one
CaliforniaCement: the greatest kids thing
CaliforniaCement: ..um
CaliforniaCement: hits.

CaliforniaCement: well, schools down here are really anal about physical contect.
The Worry Rock: haha. anal.

CaliforniaCement: i have a hard time doing that
CaliforniaCement: i'm never sure where to stick it

CaliforniaCement: oh gross..
The Worry Rock: ?
CaliforniaCement: what the hell just went into my mouth

CaliforniaCement: k well i must shower
CaliforniaCement: i'm going bowwwwwling.
CaliforniaCement: fuck. i have to call the credit card people.

The Worry Rock: kath puts H's in the weirdest places
The Worry Rock: and she just speled shawl shahl
CaliforniaCement: mhan that's wheird.
The Worry Rock: i khnow.
The Worry Rock: loool
The Worry Rock: <3 you
The Worry Rock: yhou
CaliforniaCement: :)
CaliforniaCement: i probably shouldn't be on, but i'll looking for some music
The Worry Rock: lol.
The Worry Rock: nice english
CaliforniaCement: lol
CaliforniaCement: yeah um
CaliforniaCement: that's what i is to go for.

CaliforniaCement: "hi. why don't you take this metal rod, and shove it up my ass?"

CaliforniaCement: lol i'm looking at the vancouver symphony's site and i'm like "hmmm what country is .ca??"

MoOnBaBy111: we get to sit in a room for like 4 hours eating shit
The Worry Rock: How's the shit taste in florida?

CaliforniaCement: i don't want yahoo companion! stop!

The Worry Rock: i had to go to school at 6 to work on a play
CaliforniaCement: this morning?
The Worry Rock: no
The Worry Rock: an hour ago
CaliforniaCement: oh
CaliforniaCement: i gues the morning wouldn't be productive..
The Worry Rock: no lol.
CaliforniaCement: "to be or..... ::snore::"
The Worry Rock: hehe
The Worry Rock: wait
The Worry Rock: did i tell you it was hamlet?
CaliforniaCement: no...
The Worry Rock: omg
The Worry Rock: haha it's hamlet
The Worry Rock: weird.
CaliforniaCement: OMG that's weird
The Worry Rock: haha
CaliforniaCement: lol, i didn't even know you were working on a play till just now
CaliforniaCement: but wow that's pretty freaky
The Worry Rock: thats bizarre haha
CaliforniaCement: i just pulled some popular shakespeare out of me bum

CaliforniaCement: i like shit
CaliforniaCement: mmm

CaliforniaCement: i'll write to you what i wrong

CaliforniaCement: bright futures scholarships is this state scholarship for people who have like at least a 3.5 and at least a 1270
The Worry Rock: do they have dim future awards where they send bills to stupid kids?
CaliforniaCement: yes
CaliforniaCement: in fact
CaliforniaCement: that's how they pay for college for bright futures
CaliforniaCement: it's an interesting system

CaliforniaCement: if shit could form a band, i think that "st. anger" would resemble its sound.

CaliforniaCement: steal my sunshit
CaliforniaCement: LOL
CaliforniaCement: sunshine

CaliforniaCement:lol it should be called Intro to everything that isn't Math or Science
the worry rock: no it includes science
the worry rock: and science includes math
CaliforniaCement: lol Intro to Everything That isn't Math
CaliforniaCement: Intro to Everything.

CaliforniaCement: i can't STTTAAANNND sax
CaliforniaCement: kenny g has traumatized me.

The Worry Rock: im disgruntled at my situation.
CaliforniaCement: me too.
CaliforniaCement: at yours. lol

CaliforniaCement: i'm GOTH
CaliforniaCement: look how industrial and black and forlorn i am

CaliforniaCement: i'm a trendwhore.
CaliforniaCement: look at my... uh...
CaliforniaCement: that trendy thing i have.

CaliforniaCement: i'm so elite i exclude myself.

CaliforniaCement: i'm so black
CaliforniaCement: lol speaking of which

CaliforniaCement: ::elton john::

CaliforniaCement: you rockus my socksus

CaliforniaCement: ::SCREAMTHRASHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLL::
CaliforniaCement: ::chloraseptic::

CaliforniaCement:
CaliforniaCement: it's a wonder i never got into modeling.

CaliforniaCement: that doesn't cunt
CaliforniaCement: counT!!!
CaliforniaCement: and a disclaimer that i HATE that word.

CaliforniaCement: those libary chairs
CaliforniaCement: they swear they're like 500 bucks a pop
CaliforniaCement: it would be more comfortable to sit on dirt. and that's free.

CaliforniaCement: i lOOOOVE KOSHER CHIKEN OMG

CaliforniaCement: when I think "bbq" i don't think "fresh"

CaliforniaCement: if i were to write a rant on a band i hate
CaliforniaCement: it would be about styx