------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Todays episode: Hooray for boobies. Greetings toerags. So ladies your wandering around in Lblock and that fat guy in the corner has his eyes glued to your hooters?, Well before you rip his eyes out and shit in the sockets lets analyse the situation. You = corgeous uni woman (Barley contained within a skimpy top that is trying to suffocate you). Him = lonley fat guy who had proberly never had sex without paying for it , or violating farm animals. Who do you really feel sorry for in this situation? So you dont wanna be looked on as a sex object... Well thats fine. you could frumpify yourself (Perhaps you could wear a tartan pup tent). but would that really help? the average level of self esteem in females is lower than helen clarks voice, without reincforcment about your desirability from the male population wouldent you just shrivel up and die?. Thus we have established that a certain amount of admiration from guys is benefical for your self esteem. Its not like mellons are the only fruit boys eat. We enjoy many other parts of the female anamtomy but those lumps on your chest are a dead giveaway that your a female, and that leads to the realization that some bastard hasd slit a kittens throat and hidden the carscas down your panties. But this is common knowledge "boys have penis's and girls have vagina's" Any kid can tell you that. So what is a guy really doing wrong. provided he is only looking. I am not advocating unwanted sexual advances or abuse (Dont get that confused with having a perve). Dont knock lust, it's the force that ensures the survival of our species. guys may be 'oversexed' but its not really jour fault. Even the gentelest most sensative man has powerful urges to rape and pilage the nubile village girls. Is male attention really something to be offended by?. Many of you lovley young vixens enter 'bobbit' mode when you catch a guy looking at your goodies. but lets be honest - the teeny tiny tops... the lovley bubbly jubblies threatning to burst out their shackles - its only natural that us normal, sexuaily functional males give your lobes a little eye massage. A friend of mine has great tits and i often tell him so. Wish I had a pair. Feminists will be quick to tell you that women are not to be treated as sex objects. They have a mind a soul and are in many ways superior to the male of the species. When was the last time you saw a sexy feminist?. is it just me or do these 'women' all have stubble and wear training bra's. (hate mail care of the nexus). If you really wanted to get your message across why not put a sexy young lady up on the podium. We still wont be listening but we will be looking (thats half way there). When a guy is caught perving he will usually get the "Fuck off" look. if you dont take that advice you will usually get the "In my mind i am cutting off your penis and feeding it to a stray dog" look. so if someone is giving you negative feedback i urge you to back off. You never know how larege and savage her boyfriend is. However if your lucky enough to get some sort of smile or something why not strike up a conversation with her. (this is purely a suggestion most of you wil probly just head off to the toliets for a little self manipulation.) So next time you catch a guy starring at you, take it as a compliment. He doesent mean you any offense. One day you ladies will be wrapping them around your wasits to avoiding tripping over them on your way to bingo or bridge. (aka.gin drinking).Perhaps this article has changed the way you view men, perhaps you are using this article in liue of toilet paper. anyhow lets appreciate your knockers while the are young and frim. Keep them up and out and the world is yours. and to all the lovley ladies around campus - Celebrate your feminainty and thanks for the mammaries.