Wyrm # 13 -Diese ist mein wurst- Well met weary traveler. OK, IM a normal, sexually active (well sort-of) human male. At some stage this subject was bound to present itself. Spud Gun, Fireman, Schlong, Dipper, Dipstick, ramrod, Dick, Cock, Sausage, Pole, Shaft, Railgun, Member, Soldier Meat, I could go on but I shant. Time to tackle the sensitive subject of the penis. Rest assured I'll try to handle it with greatest care. Those who have sheltered upbringings or wish to remain unenlightened please close your eyes and count to 1000. As a consequence of our male dominated culture, we have become very phallocentric (Centered on men or on a male viewpoint), especially one held to entail the domination of women by men. This is holding back the course of human advancement and skewing our social evolution. Only through a balanced and equal society will we truly achieve utopia, but of course this is never going to happen and this is why we shall go the way of the dinosaurs. Look out for the ants, they're strong, adaptable, have a hive-mind. Once evolution grants them advanced conscious thought were screwed. I would like to take this moment to pledge my allegiance to our future overlords and would like to remind them as a trusted prophet of my generation I can be of great use to influence the general public and helping you to usurp the power from the human governments. Most Males(I said most), don’t want other guys to look at our penis, this is especially common in communal showers or when visiting a doctor. This fear is of course because you will instantly become a homosexual if another man sees your penis. Yet, In my experience, males do a lot of bragging about their size and sexual prowess to their close friends, hmmm, extension of healthy male competitiveness? or are we all closet homosexuals? Not me darling, IM super, thanks for asking. Attractive early 30's female doctors are the worst and should be banned from GP positions, but that’s a different story altogether. Furthermore, men are scientifically proven to be the better of the two sexes when it comes to estimating dimensions, distances and weights. Unfortunately This skill does not extend to our own height, weight and body parts. The average man estimates his penis is as much as 3 inches longer than it really is. Lets remember an inch is 2.5 centimeters. And this brings us to the bigger is better argument. It is often said that a mans insecurity about the size of his penis results in the need to prove his manliness to all in sundry. The idea being the penis is linked to manhood or the qualities thereof and thus a small penis, or a penis perceived as small, will lead to feelings of inadequacy as a male and result in conscious efforts to display and/or increase manhood. This can manifest itself in exercise (to develop a bigger, stronger more 'manly' body) , expensive/fast cars (the classic extension of the penis), profanity (talking tough) and fighting. Its a good theory. I like it. IM sure there are some (I said some) females who are excited by a freakishly large penis. The kind that would be best employed for bludgeoning an elephant to death or punting down the thames. But with the knowledge that the vast majority of a woman’s (genital area) pleasure receptors reside in the external genitals and the first 2 inches of the vaginal canal (so science tells me), this would put pay to the myth that size is important for satisfying a female sexually. Don’t forget they once killed women, by making horses sexually assault them I forget what culture used to do this, Ask Joanne IM sure she's got a bag of post-modern feminist poetry about it. I venture that if males spent more time connecting with their girlfriends on an emotional and spiritual level, they would find they satisfied their woman a lot more. But who cares about the woman’s enjoyment. This waxing is unrealistic as the average kiwi bloke would rather go without sex altogether, than risk developing any semblance of emotional commitment. My Tongue is planted firmly in cheek. Adult check: You know your a grown up if you can say "penis" to you parents/grandparents without feeling embarrassed. Anyhow back to my lesiure studies. Keep it real my peeps. Wisdom: Masturbation is the poor mans Nintendo. Email: thewyrmhole@yahoo.co.nz