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Denoument

The Mitch is Back (Zero Tolerance Mix) Music by Elton John, Words by John Abrahams & Victor Ramirez

Scene:  The bloodbath behind him, MITCHELL returns to his apartment, searching the place for further people to kill.  Instead he finds GRETA in bed, with that familiar glazed-over look . . .

(Mitchell) I have survived, yeah I'm still alive What's this look, I see in your eyes? You might be hiding something, that's a fact But the blue line's gonna get you when the Mitch gets back Drink beer before noon, that's alright Burp like a monsoon, I won't put up a fight But there's no question, my apartment's got rules Don't get high in my kitchen, or it's to jail with you I'm the Mitch, I'm the Mitch Oh the Mitch is back Don't dig dope, though I'm a big one in fact I'm the Mitch, I'm the Mitch Though I've been sleeping with you The law won't approve Of this smoking you do Play your Yanni tapes, I wouldn't care Change the way that you color your hair But I don't dig dope, my God you knew that You should have dropped your nasty habit when the Mitch got back I'm the Mitch, I'm the Mitch Oh the Mitch is back Don't dig dope, though I'm a big one in fact I'm the Mitch, I'm the Mitch Though I've been sleeping with you The law won't approve Of this smoking you do You've entertained me, baby that's true There's no better Christmas present than you But leaving butts in my toilet, it just lacks tact I should piss in your handbag, just to get you back I'm the Mitch, I'm the Mitch Oh the Mitch is back Forty chicken wings and a Schlitz six-pack! I'm the Mitch, I'm the Mitch Though I've been sleeping with you The law won't approve Of this smoking you do I'm the Mitch, I'm the Mitch Oh the Mitch is back ... (repeat to fade)

Complain to the writers: John Abrahams Dr. Torgo Victor Ramirez

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