Greta       

...the hooker with the heart of gold.  Or not.

She appears mysteriously as a "Christmas present" and
tries to capture the puffy heart of our hero ...
Mitch can overlook her tendency toward prostitution,
but not, alas, her use of the wacky weed. 

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You never know when you gotta jam.

RECIPES:

Head: James Bond "Honey Ryder" (Exclusive Premiere)

Notes: The head required the platinum blonde hair of Linda Evans. Does she or doesn't she?
Only her hairdresser knows for sure... but those brown roots kinda tell you something, too.

Greta (in Working Uniform)

Greta (in Casual Day Clothes)

Body: Star Trek: First Contact  "Lily"  (Playmates)

Body: Warriors of Virtue "Barbarocious" (PlayEm)

A lower neckline was added, and her shoulders were broadened a bit, anticipating the big shoulder padded nights of Dynasty.

The top of the Trek figure's outfit was cut off at the waist, to make way for the blue jeans.  Her neckline was changed from turtleneck to this open-buttoned number.  And those cowboy boots are from a discarded Michael Knight figure.   So the resulting figure is 7% more Hasslehoffian.

Mitchell * Deaney * Cummings * Benton * Mistretta * Kid * Thief * The Chief