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"I wonder if Mitchell will notice if I switch his normal coffee with grass?"

"I ate pork rinds with sour cream dip,

nachos with cheese dip,

lamb chops with sheep dip

potato chips dipped in crisco (ran outta dip)

and the neighbors dippy chihuahua is starting to look damn good.

Gimme some more a that coffee!

Gen-u-ine Columbian, you say?

Maybe if I get that little yappy dog . . . use the Mr. Coffee filter

as a tortilla and I can make me a taco . . ."

-- Victor Ramirez