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"Hey, you got your Linda Evans on my John Saxon!"

"Oh yeah, well you got your John Saxon on my Linda Evans!"

OR

"This is as close as you can get to Mitchell before the stench will start hitting you.

But you'll have to get closer, dear . . . much, much closer, I'm afraid . . ."

--Dr. Torgo