MY DINNER WITH MITCHELL: The Wine Selection

"Geez, Dom Perignon, Rothschilde, look at all this, and the guy Mitchell asks for a six-pack of Miller Lite..."

--ROBOTCROWT on scifi's Dominion

"Hmm... what bouquet will cover the odor of Schlitz, sweat, and stale cigarette smoke?"

OR

"Boone's Farm . . . Boone's Farm . . . is that in Napa Valley?"

OR

"Chateau Neuf de Pape . . . goes with macaroni and cheese, does it?"

--Mariposa

Mitchell orders wine the same way he orders ribs . . . by the RACK.

--Dr. Torgo

"Thunderbird! Ah, but it was a good week . . ."

--van Damage