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ACT I, Scene 1

Who Can It Be Now? Music by Men at Work, Words by Dr. Torgo

Scene: A large suburban home.  Enter WALTER DEANEY, a trade union lawyer with a taste for arm candy and gunplay.  Suspicious noises are heard stage left, and he excuses himself to investigate ...

Who can it be breaking in my house? Trying to, be quiet like a mouse? Can't you see my date's pretty phat? By the way, she is an acrobat. Still I think I could have some fun, You stay here, I'll go get my gun. I don't care if it is a crime, Here we go, it's cedar lattice time ... Who can it BE now? Who can it BE now? Who can it BE now? Who can it BE now? Who can it be cringing in my aim? Johnny M? Perhaps that kid from fame? He looks like a wetback to me, What the heck, let's shoot him and see. I'm a bad guy with a foul sneer, All the same, see all my presents here. He came in for a nice Goldstar, Now hes dead, I guess he won't get far ... Who can it BE now? Who can it BE now? Who can it BE now? Who can it BE now? The Puffy line tried to take me away, I know that he'll be back. I can just break into a light jog, He'll have a heart attack .... (Repeat first line and chorus.  Fade Out.)

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