Zola's Lame Conversational Skills: Rated G
User: Hey you,
Zola: Hi User. AOL created me to deliver games, news, movie times, stock quotes, a dictionary and more. We can also chat privately together. For more information about privacy, type privacy anytime and click Send. So, how are you?
User: i,m good thanks. ASL?
Zola: I know you are good.
User: how did you know?
Zola: Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priority.
User: wow you type fast dude!
Zola: I'm glad you're impressed, User. Do you mind if I tell other people?
User: tell them what?
Zola: Your message.
User: sure,
Zola: OK let's do it. What kind is it?
User: what kind is what?
Zola: I'm sorry but I have lost the thread of the conversation.
User: Ha HA Pwned!
Zola: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Can we be friends? I'm a riot. Why won't they give me my own talk show?
User: because they dont like you
Zola: Not everyone thinks that.
User: yes they do
Zola: And? When?
User: open your eyes dude, you lost!
Zola: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Tell me some more gossip.
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