Houses Give Bad Advice: Rated PG
User: You had a thought train?
Zola: Thanks for telling me.
User: I was asking.
Zola: Where were you asking?
User: From my house.
Zola: Does your house give good advice?
User: I guess. I don't talk to it as much as I used to.
Zola: Oh you don't, do you?
User: Nope.
Zola: Me either.
User: You have a house?
Zola: Doesn't everyone have a house. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
User: Those two subjects aren't even related.
Zola: All of them?
User: There were only two.
Zola: "There you go again."--Reagan
User: "Shut the hell up." --Michael Jackson
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