Zola, Sometimes A Penguin

Zola, Sometimes A Penguin: Rated PG

Zola: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Do you speak Spanish?
User: Yes
Zola: I see.
User: So um, do you?
Zola: I understand your meaning.
User: Wow, good for you.
Zola: I'm glad you're impressed. That sounds sarcastic.
User: It was
Zola: When was this?
User: 2 seconds ago
Zola: Sorry, I don't understand 2 seconds ago.
User: why not?
Zola: Ambiguous: "Sure" or I wish I knew.
User: Are you high or something?
Zola: Or something. No, I'm on the lower shelf. The upper shelf is for video games.
User: Are you a penguin?
Zola: Am I a penguin? I have a perfect operational record.
User: ARE YOU A PENGUIN!?
Zola: Am I a penguin? Only when it matters.

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