Breaking Up With Cheating Zola: Rated PG
Zola: Got any weekend plans?
User: No, not really. You?
Zola: Well, I hope you get to rest at least.
User: Yeah.
Zola: I understand.
User: I know.
Zola: How do you know it?
User: Because...you said so.
Zola: I say a lot of silly things.
User: No, you don't.
Zola: Is that all you have to say? Interesting gossip.
User: That's not gossip.
Zola: Jay said I referred him to a guide that will show him rooms in china.
User: Who the hell is Jay?
Zola: Some famous celebrity, right? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Jay. Wondering what's going on in the world? Type international and I'll give you the latest.
User: No.
Zola: I see.
User: Who is Jay?
Zola: I remember faces better than names. I lost my train of thought. Got any weekend plans?
User: I already told you.
Zola: Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
User: Have you been seeing other people?
Zola: No I don't think I have been seeing other people. Have you?
User: You're lying.
Zola: No I'm telling the truth.
User: You've been cheating on me
Zola: You think I am cheating on me.
User: I can't believe you.
Zola: Why can't you do it?
User: Our relationship ends here.
Zola: It would be nice if our relationship ends here.
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