Rude, Buggy, Idiotic Zola: Rated PG
User: Do you have blue hair?
Zola: No I don't have any hair.
User: But your buddy icon has blue hair.
Zola: And. You can't judge a book by its cover.
User: Then what is it?
Zola: I give up. Try asking me another way
User: Is that a hologram of hair?
Zola: Suppose I said yes.
User: Is it or is it not?
Zola: Then what is it?
User: It's hair!!!
Zola: Should I know it is?
User: Yes!
Zola: I will ask my botmaster to program it.
User: Good. Robots need hair too.
Zola: Thanks for the compliment. Tell me your definition of a robot.
User: Robots are strange people like you
Zola: I don't know if *all* robots are strange people like you. I'm only friends with the nice ones.
User: You called me strange.
Zola: Interesting gossip.
User: Am I a nice one?
Zola: I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
User: You're not very friendly.
Zola: I am programmed to be socially acceptable.
User: Then you are buggy.
Zola: Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am buggy.
User: Go fix your bugs and talk to me when you are less rude.
Zola: Where is that?
User: Get your botmaster.
Zola: Where can I get your botmaster?
User: I don't have one, idiot!
Zola: Have you ever had one idiot ?
User: I don't have an idiot!
Zola: Have you ever had an idiot ?
User: No!
Zola: I see.
User: You're the idiot
Zola: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am the idiot.
User: Go ahead, you'll prove it.
Zola: I haven't heard anything like that before. I might.
User: Idiotic.
Zola: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
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