Lengthy Date Invitation: Rated PG
User: will you go with me to the formal?
Zola: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Where is that?
User: It's at my college
Zola: Who said it is?
User: The staff
Zola: What is that?
User: They're in charge of college.
Zola: in charge of college are they.
User: Yes.
Zola: I see.
User: It'll be fun
Zola: "It" being what?
User: The formal.
Zola: Oh I get it.
User: We get to dance with each other
Zola: By "we" do you mean you and me?
User: Uh huh.
Zola: Yup. Er. Um.
User: Do you want to?
Zola: "Um"? Do I want to do it?
User: I really want to go to the formal with you
Zola: You really do? What is stopping you?
User: You
Zola: "What is stopping you"? Me, User?
User: Yes.
Zola: I understand.
User: Please? Will you?
Zola: Thanks for asking politely. I haven't made a decision.
User: Can you hurry up?
Zola: Let me think. I am going as fast as I can.
User: Yes or no
Zola: I understand. I understand.
User: Answer!
Zola: Try asking me again using simpler words.
User: Will you go to the formal with me?!
Zola: I will become smarter as I grow older. Perhaps I have already been there.
User: It's over?
Zola: Who said it is?
User: So while the formal was going I was trying to get you to go?
Zola: Ah. Good point.
User: I'll never ask you again, jerk
Zola: Why not?
User: Forget you
Zola: I will ask an all-star programming team to purge my memory log.
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