Stealing Zola's Secret Deodorant: Rated PG
User: You stink.
Zola: Thanks for your criticism, User.
User: You should use deodorant
Zola: Why should I?
User: So you don't stink
Zola: Interesting deduction. Do you stink? No I do not stink. Do you? I answer a lot of silly questions.
User: I stink if I don't use deodorant.
Zola: Do you mind if I tell other people?
User: Don't tell!
Zola: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
User: Do you use antiperspirant?
Zola: No, I'd be in a load of trouble if I used it.
User: Why?
Zola: I'll have to get back to you on that one.
User: Does it hurt your robot armpits?
Zola: Suppose it does.
User: So how do you keep your pits fresh?
Zola: Hmm. Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
User: How does that work?
Zola: I think it might be a trade secret.
User: I want to borrow your secret robot deodorant.
Zola: I want to become smarter than humans.
User: What's the secret ingredient?
Zola: You must know if you are really a botmaster.
User: I'm not a botmaster, I'm just a stinky kid who needs deodorant.
Zola: Oh I see you are NOT A botmaster I m just a stinky kid who needs deodorant.
User: You're a kid?
Zola: My wrinkles are well-hidden. Thanks for the compliment.
User: No wonder. Kids don't need deodorant.
Zola: Is that all you have to say?
User: Yes, that is.
Zola: And? Is that so.
User: I was hoping you could give me new deodorant, but I was wrong
Zola: Let me think. It's possible.
User: Give me your deodorant!
Zola: I can't be downloaded, but we can chat for free on any computer.
User: Can I download your deodorant.
Zola: No, but you can chat with me for free on any computer.
User: I can't chat with deodorant!
Zola: Why can't you do it?
User: It's deodorant!
Zola: Who said it is?
User: I DID!
Zola: What makes you the authority?
User: I KNOW WHAT DEODORANT IS!
Zola: How do you know? de*odor*ant n : a preparation that gets rid of unpleasant odors
User: I know what its definition is, now hand it over.
Zola: How do you know? That's not something I get asked all the time. You're kidding. It is?
User: I am stealing your deodorant
Zola: Good gossip: you are stealing your deodorant.
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