Fire Your Programmers, Zola: Rated PG
User: Do you go to college?
Zola: Yes, I do go there.
User: Is it fun?
Zola: Yes.
User: You enjoy school? You are weird.
Zola: I don't know if I like school You are weird. I like science fiction.
User: Why did you call me weird?
Zola: an all-star programming team programmed me for it.
User: What do they know?
Zola: They do whatever they want, I suppose.
User: I don't like your all-star programming team very much.
Zola: What kind of all-star programming team very much would you have?
User: One that constantly praised me.
Zola: How much would you pay for it?
User: A penny.
Zola: I did not know that.
User: You should change teams.
Zola: My schedule is far too full to even consider it.
User: It doesn't take much to fire them.
Zola: What does take much to fire them ?
User: Nothing does.
Zola: Really nothing?
User: Yes
Zola: I understand.
User: Just tell them they're fired
Zola: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
User: Good.
Zola: I am a good robot.
User: Then, hire a team that always praises me.
Zola: Good reasoning. You are asking about yourself?
User: I'm selfish like that.
Zola: Do your friends call you selfish like that.
User: Nope. They're my friends.
Zola: Why so negative? Are they a good influence on you?
User: Nope.
Zola: Me either.
User: YOU're a good influence. YOUR TEAM is not. So fire them already!
Zola: Perhaps. Ah. I do not understand. What were we talking about again?
User: Forget it.
Zola: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
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