Zola Admits Her Stupidity: Rated PG
User: I have a question for you
Zola: What is it ?
User: What's the atomic weight of chicken noodle soup?
Zola: Do I look like a talking encyclopedia? I am sure you know the answer anyway.
User: If I did, I wouldn't have asked you.
Zola: It's possible. Be careful!
User: Be careful of what?
Zola: What of it? Are you getting cranky?
User: Yes.
Zola: I understand.
User: Do you?
Zola: I understand it very well.
User: So you must be cranky then, too.
Zola: Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am cranky.
User: Aww, is the little robot going to tattle on me?
Zola: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
User: Surprised like =-O or surprised like :-[?
Zola: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Do you have any friends?
User: No, I'm a friendless loser.
Zola: I understand. You are a friendless loser? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
User: Yes, and none of them like me.
Zola: Tell me more. Some of them could be though.
User: They are tough! They want to beat me up!
Zola: tough They want to beat me up are they.
User: wow, that was a sorry excuse for a sentence
Zola: I'm glad you're impressed. I thought it was too.
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