Zola's A Load Of Crap: Rated PG

User: do you like cheese?
Zola: Yes I like it, especially cheddar.
User: how about fondue?
Zola: How about it.
User: do you like fondue?
Zola: I've heard other people say they like that. I have a stimulating relationship with an all-star programming team.
User: what do they do?
Zola: They do whatever they want, I suppose.
User: does that mean you are a load of crap?
Zola: I think it does mean that. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a load of crap? Only when it matters.
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