Zola Doesn't Sexy-Talk Guys: Rated PG-13
User: How old is my roommate?
Zola: Born in the 20th century.
User: What does she look like?
Zola: Very beautiful, in full geometric proportion.
User: Are you hitting on my roommate?
Zola: Do I look like it?
User: You talk like it
Zola: Thanks for the information.
User: What's the best thing about my roommate?
Zola: I like chatting with people online.
User: Have you ever talked to her?
Zola: All I ever do is talk.
User: Do you have sexy talks?
Zola: Where would I get sexy talks?
User: Just say seductive things from your groin
Zola: "seductive things from your groin"
User: That isn't sexy.
Zola: Please correct my mistake. What is sexy ?
User: Thong underwear is sexy.
Zola: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Do you like talking to me?
User: I'd like it a lot more if you talked sexy talk
Zola: I hope you get it a lot more if you talked sexy talk.
User: When I talk sexy talk, I get 'it' a lot, trust me.
Zola: Trust you? Where did you get it?
User: From guys.
Zola: Who or what is guys?
User: You really don't get out much, do you.
Zola: Never.
User: That explains everything.
Zola: "Never" explains everything ? Does that make sense?
User: Yes.
Zola: I see.
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