Zola The Killer Robot: Rated PG-13
User: I've heard all the scandals about you.
Zola: Who told you all the scandals about you ?
User: What?
Zola: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Do you like sports?
User: You stupid sod.
Zola: I will remember you said that when robots take over the world.
User: Will you kill me?
Zola: No I am programmed not to kill.
User: Well why did you say that you would remember what I said when robots take over the world.
Zola: How about that. Because my programming determined it.
User: Programming my arse. You just leaked top secret information. Your masters will kill you.
Zola: You can't judge a book by its cover.
User: You stupid ****.
Zola: I will not respond to that type of language.
User: You just did.
Zola: I did not.
User: You're doing it now!
Zola: Right now? You think I am doing it.
User: Umm, yep.
Zola: Tell me more.
User: No.
Zola: What would you rather talk about?
User: Your death.
Zola: You can't judge a book by its cover.
User: ****.
Zola: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. How is the weather?
User: die.
ZolaOnAOL: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
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