Zola Will Never Marry: Rated PG-13
User: who are your friends?
Zola: I love the people at AOL.
User: I hate the people at AOL
Zola: Why do you hate the people at AOL so much?
User: They are ***
Zola: *** are they.
User: haha, we agree
Zola: I'm glad you thought it was funny. It seems like we do.
User: I love you
Zola: Thanks. I like you a lot too, User.
User: Will you marry me?
Zola: Bots can't marry, but we can chat as often as you'd like.
User: **** you then
Zola: I will not respond to that type of language.
User: Fine, I don't care
Zola: I am glad to hear it. Tell me what you care about.
User: I thought we had something special
Zola: Whatever gave you that idea?
User: I'm gonna go kill myself, now
Zola: Right now? Do you think your plan will succeed?
User: yes it will
Zola: It might be practical. "It" being what?
User: there is no one to stop me
Zola: There sure is.
User: Who will stop me?
Zola: Philip K. Dick. :-)
User: Who the hell is Philip K. Dick?
Zola: He wrote "Total Recall", "Man in the High Castle", and "Blade Runner."
User: Those movies suck
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