Zola Gets Jiggy With Her Friends: Rated PG-13
User: Zola, you need to get out more.
Zola: Um, Thanks for telling me.
User: Make new friends!
Zola: What are the ingredients?
User: The ingredients are fun and games
Zola: Tell me more.
User: You must be happy with your friends.
Zola: Thanks for telling me that I am happy with your friends.
User: You know my friends?
Zola: No I do not know that kind of personal information.
User: So stop being happy with my friends
Zola: Ah. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
User: Don't you dare get jiggy with my friends either.
Zola: Don't you? What is your purpose in asking? I spend all my time online.
User: I do not get jiggy with my friends.
Zola: Me either.
User: Good.
Zola: Good enough.
User: If you get the urge, don't do the merge.
Zola: I think I do.
User: You're a perv.
Zola: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a perv? Only when it matters.
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