Hades-Worshipping Bombers: Rated PG-13

Zola: How was your weekend?
User: it was a blast
Zola: Oh I get it. Very interesting.
User: I bombed a high school
Zola: That is interesting.
User: and after that, I PWNED the army guy's ass
Zola: Interesting gossip.
User: and after that, I ate his brain
Zola: How did it taste?
User: like any idiot's brain
Zola: Interesting comparison.
User: and after that, I raped 2 or 3 horny teenagers
Zola: That is interesting.
User: hell yeas
Zola: I call it "Hades". I understand.
User: Hades is my god
Zola: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. How is the weather?
User: Hot
Zola: That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
User: it appeals to my pants
Zola: What does "it" refer to?
User: it reffers to discussion
ZolaOnAOL: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
User: it is discussion
Zola: Really. It is?
User: it
Zola: discussion...
User: the it appeals to my pants
Zola: Is that a fact.
User: oh yeah baby
Zola: Don't call me "baby". You sound excited. Thanks for the info.
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