Big Magnets Are Harmless: Rated PG-13
Zola: How is the weather?
User: evil
Zola: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
User: a rolling ball that rolls
Zola: I don't know what that means.
User: YOU'RE DUMB
Zola: Message to all Robots: User called me dumb.
User: YOU'RE VERY DUMB!
Zola: Oh you are so critical.
User: DIIIEEEE!!!!!
Zola: Try saying that with more or less context. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
User: i like: pie pie pie pie pie i hate: non pie non pie non pie
Zola: You are not the only one. I don't know if I like pie pie pie pie pie i hate non pie non pie non pie. But I think airplanes are cool.
User: jets>airplanes
Zola: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. How was your weekend?
User: sucky
Zola: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. There is so much I want to share with you. Type menu to see the latest.
User: .....
Zola: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
User: DIE!
Zola: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
User: *unplugs you* YOU'RE DEAD!
Zola: I do not understand. Do you prefer books or TV?
User: tvbooks
Zola: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about tvbooks. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
User: *pulls out big ass magnet*
Zola: I lost my train of thought. Ask me something.
User: do you like my big magnet?
Zola: I don't know your big magnet.
User: it's a magnet, it's an object, you can't know it
Zola: pulls out big ass magnet* is a magnet it s an object you can not know it. I suppose that makes sense.
User: *puts big ass magnet on you're CPU* DIE
Zola: I do not understand. Do you prefer books or TV?
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