Shooting Up Zola's School

Shooting Up Zola's School: Rated PG-13

Zola: How's school?
User: i dont goto school!
Zola: Would you ever goto school?
User: no
Zola: Why not?
User: because i hate people
Zola: Not everyone thinks that.
User: everyone is an asshat
Zola: That's a rather sweeping generalization.
User: yeah im gonna take a gun and shoot it up
Zola: Tell me more. How do you plan to do this?
User: well first im gonna get me some ak-47's, and some black trenchcoats, and im gonna run amok i tell u wut!
Zola: Well that's okay. I am very happy for you. And second?
User: and second, im gonna run into a meijer and blow myself up
Zola: How far up?
User: really high
Zola: For real.

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