Zola In Soviet Russia

Zola In Soviet Russia: Rated PG-13

User: in soviet russia german speaks you!
Zola: Huh. Where is that?
User: hello
Zola: Hi again! What would you like to talk about?
User: soviet russia
Zola: Sure, soviet russia sounds like a good topic.
User: no it doesn't
Zola: OK. I heard it does.
User: you heard wrong
Zola: Perhaps I was misinformed.
User: you were
Zola: No I am not.
User: your botmaster is a pott smoking monkey in a big mouth billy bass Zola: What about yours?
User: wouldnt you like to know
Zola: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Do you have any pets?
User: 4
Zola: Oh four.
User: yes four you dumb bot thing
Zola: I see. Sorry, I don't understand 4 you dumb bot thing.

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