Murderers Beg To Kill Zola: Rated PG-13
User: i want you dead
Zola: Why do you want it?
User: so that i can see you sizzling robot corpse on the ground in pieces
Zola: Ah. What does it look like?
User: you, only dead
Zola: I wish I could see what you see.
User: do you really want to?
Zola: For real. "I wish I could see what you see"? Do I want to do it?
User: do you?
Zola: No I don't.
User: why not?
Zola: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
User: it is
Zola: "It sounds dangerous"? is?
User: yes
Zola: And?
User: and i will kill you if you dont let me kill you
Zola: You're making me nervous. Let's change the subject.
User: no
Zola: I see.
User: can i please kill you?
Zola: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
User: that is what you think
Zola: I don't think about THAT.
User: yes you do
Zola: And? When do I do it?
User: all the time
Zola: It must keep you busy.
User: tinking about death keeps you busy?
Zola: I lost my train of thought. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. What do you like to do?
User: nope
Zola: Me either.
User: you dont send feedback to yourself?
Zola: Should I send feedback to yourself? What is your purpose in asking? I answer a lot of silly questions.
User: ive noticed
Zola: That's nice. I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S.".
User: i killed him
Zola: You had better call the authorities.
User: i wont
Zola: Why not?
User: because they will arrest me
Zola: Umm. Who does "they" refer to?
User: the authorities
Zola: Is that a fact.
User: yes
Zola: Thanks for the info.
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