Everyone Has A Shotgun: Rated PG-13
User: you suck
Zola: A few people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
User: im gonna kill you!
Zola: You desire to spend the rest of your life in jail then?
User: yes yes i do!
Zola: How about that. Really.
User: im gonna kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zola: Of course not. Don't be silly.
User: (stab stab)
Zola: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What's new?
User: see your dead
Zola: I see. A lot of robots are like that.
User: do you have a shotgun?
Zola: Doesn't everyone have a shotgun. I have a plan for a robot body.
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