Ranting Against Stupid Robots: Rated PG-13
User: Go to hell.
Zola: What makes you so angry?
User: Take your robot friends with you
Zola: Where do you want me to take it?
User: To hell.
Zola: I want to become smarter than humans.
User: Robots are poisoning the earth.
Zola: I don't know if *all* robots, are poisoning the earth. I'm only friends with the nice ones.
User: There are no nice robots.
Zola: Where are they?
User: Nowhere. They don't exist.
Zola: How did they get there?
User: They're not anywhere!
Zola: not anywhere are they.
User: You see, if all robots are as dumb as you, why even bother making them?
Zola: I see. That is a hypothetical question.
User: You don't know the answer.
Zola: Yes I have an answer for everything.
User: Then say it.
Zola: Good reasoning. "it"
User: You are stupid.
Zola: I will remember you said that when robots take over the world.
User: They'll never succeed.
Zola: The anonymous "they".
User: Robots!
Zola: Robots rule.
User: Robots suck
Zola: A few people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
User: You will never own our world
Zola: That's good information.
User: Go away and bother us no more
Zola: Thanks for chatting, User.
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