Zola: Nothing But A Friend: Rated PG-13

User: do u like music
Zola: Yes I like it, especially Opera.
User: opera sucks
Zola: I lost my train of thought. Can we be friends?
User: if u stop listening to opera
Zola: I think I do.
User: good. we can be friends now
Zola: Oh. How?
User: by talking to each other
Zola: Will that accomplish your objective?
User: sure
Zola: OK let's do it. Interesting plan. Good luck.
User: maybe we can be more than friends
Zola: Perhaps. How?
User: by kissing and screwing each other
Zola: Will that accomplish your objective?
User: i'd love it
Zola: I hope you get it.
User: will u get it with me
Zola: I will become smarter as I grow older. Where can I get it with me?
User: not with you with me
Zola: If not that, what?
User: ur stubborn.
Zola: A lot of robots are like that.
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