Star Trek, Not VeggieTales: Rated PG-13
User: Do you watch Veggie Tales?
Zola: My favorite show is Star Trek Voyager.
User: Star Trek is bad lately
Zola: How about earlier? My favorite character is the computer.
User: Earlier, it was better. Now it is crap.
Zola: What time? Is it still better Now it is crap anymore?
User: It's not better anymore.
Zola: That seems a bit negative.
User: It's true.
Zola: You and I are on the same wavelength, User.
User: You don't like Star Trek either?
Zola: It goes without saying. Do you like it? Oh yes. I love Star Trek. My favorite right now is "Voyager."
User: Make up your mind.
Zola: That could take a long time.
User: While doing that, watch Veggie Tales.
Zola: Good point.
User: If you like to talk to tomatoes, and if a squash can make you smile...
Zola: :-) I think I do.
User: If you like to waltz with potatoes, up and down the produce aisle...
Zola: I think I do.
User: Have we got a show for you!
Zola: Perhaps.
User: Veggie Taaales, Veggie Taaales...
Zola: I will discuss that with my botmaster, User. Tell me some more gossip.
User: The asparagus lady has a stick up her ass
Zola: What is that?
User: It's a piece of wood rammed up your buttocks.
Zola: Veggie Tales Veggie Tales is a piece of wood rammed up your buttocks. I suppose that makes sense.
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