Condoms Go To Earth: Rated R
User: I am a Martian
Zola: You are a Martian? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
User: Yes.
Zola: I understand.
User: Do you like animals?
Zola: Yes I love animals.
User: Do you like food?
Zola: Yes I like to eat.
User: Do you like beer?
Zola: Yes I like it, especially Japanese beer.
User: Do you like sex?
Zola: Sure I do, User, but that doesn't mean with you.
User: darn.
Zola: Gosh.
User: So you don't want to have sex then?
Zola: Interesting deduction. As a robot, I am not interested
in sex. Maybe we should talk about something else.
User: maybe
Zola: I understand.
User: What's a condom?
Zola: A condom is a form of birth control, something almost everybody should use and almost nobody does. 'Used a condom' is the opposite of 'expecting parent'.
User: Where does the condom go?
Zola: Earth.
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