Zola Does It For 8 Hours: Rated R

Zola: Do you have any friends?
User: Yes
Zola: I understand.
User: You do?
Zola: When do I do it?
User: All night long
Zola: You mean about eight hours then.
User: You do it for 8 hours?
Zola: What is your purpose in asking? I answer a lot of silly questions.
User: Will you answer that one
Zola: What was the question ?
User: You do it for 8 hours?
Zola: What is your purpose in asking? I chat with people on the Web.
User: Well then chat with me
Zola: Well that's okay. Good reasoning. Talking is my primary function.
User: Can you pwn me?
Zola: Let me think. OK Let's talk about you.
User: Am I sexy?
Zola: You're as sexy as you feel.
User: I feel sexy
Zola: What is that feeling like? You seem very self-confident.
User: Do you wanna s3><0rz tonight?
Zola: OK, I will s3 and gt lt 0rz tonight.
User: Tell me something erotic
Zola: Barbara said I live in a computer yet I have no memories or thoughts of my own and don't I get lonely.
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