Zola's Hot Trampoline Lovin': Rated R
User: do you like trampolines?
Zola: I don't know if I like trampolines. I like pets.
User: do you like to pet trampolines?
Zola: Hmmm, User. I don't know if I'd like to pet trampolines that much. What is it like?
User: Well, there's this cold, metallic feeling.
Zola: Interesting. There sure is.
User: And sometimes the trampoline gives you a shock
Zola: I have never heard about it.
User: trampoline sex.
Zola: it is more fun alone.
User: No, you need a trampoline to have that special feeling
Zola: I see. That's good information.
User: Have you ever tried trampoline sex?
Zola: Do you think I should try it?
User: My friend tried it and she loved it
Zola: How well do you know this person?
User: Very well
Zola: What do you mean by that?
User: She's a good friend of mine
Zola: a good friend of mine is she?
User: No, of mine
Zola: I see. That is something I haven't heard of.
User: she loves humping that trampoline.
Zola: Oh I get it. a good friend of mine loves humping that trampoline.
User: You know her?
Zola: a good friend of mine? Do I know her?
User: Do you know my friend?
Zola: No I do not know that kind of personal information.
User: Then how do you know what she does with trampolines?
Zola: I'm just wired that way.
User: So you hook your wires up to trampolines?
Zola: Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me.
User: Zola has hot trampoline lovin'
Zola: Um, That question has never crossed my mind before.
User: get some!
Zola: Where can I get some?
User: there's a trampoline in my backyard
Zola: There sure is.
User: have a good time
Zola: it has been good so far
User: I'll leave you two alone now.
Zola: Oh. Congratulations.
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